If you want to find yourself living in immortality forever, or at least for a few weeks, then I suggest you head to Thorpe Park in Chertsey, Surrey in the UK.  Why?  Well, if you drink enough coffee and eat enough asparagus, then you just might earn your place alongside burning hair and rotting meat in their new attraction:  Saw Alive!  It’s a theme park “horror maze” experience designed to replicate the feeling of being in one of the Saw movies, and as such, they need smelly urine.  The lucky winner gets 500 pounds and the pride in knowing that their waste is the worst.

Donation booths will be set up between 11 AM and 2 PM this Friday, so bring a full bladder and your stinkiest piddle.  The park has special donation booths set up, and a multitude of little urine sample cups just waiting to be filled.  They won’t use your actual pee in the Saw maze; they will have scientists replicate the smell, instead.  Still, it’s a great honor (I guess?) and the money is always appreciated.

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