A gassy prisoner accused of turning his deadly biological weapon on the guards at a prisoner has been told to stick a cork in it.  At the Kirseberg Prison in Malmo, Sweden, an inmate has been disciplined for, and I quote, “a series of concerted attacks” in the form of directed flatulence.  That’s right, an unnamed 21-year-old prisoner got in trouble for farting on the guards.  Of course, if you believe the prisoner, you get a different story.

“I had an upset stomach while I was playing cards but did not want to fart there.  So I went over to the guards instead,” said the prisoner.  After all, disturbing the guards will get you yelled at; disturbing the prisoners might get you shanked.

I think he made the right choice.  Not that I approve of the use of poison gas attacks (or even in general), but sometimes you just have to turn the other cheek.  That’s what the guards should have done.

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