Like most people, Yvonne Jean Pampellonne knew her trouble spots.  She felt like she had too much belly and not enough bosom.  So, she did what any reasonable person might do:  she went out to get a line of credit to pay for her surgeries.  Now, here’s where she diverges from us.  She got her credit in someone else’s name.  That’s right, she stole her fake boobs and liposuction.

That’s right, the 30-year-old from Westminster, California, got a credit line in someone else’s name, then proceeded to run up $12,000 in charges for plastic surgery and other related expenses.  Authorities knew something was amiss when she failed to return for her post-operation check-ups.  She was easily picked out of a police photo line-up, because she was the hot one.

For her crimes she’s getting 180 days in jail, 3 years’ probation, has been ordered to pay restitution, and is forced to go out on a date with the judge.  Okay, not the last one (that I know of).

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