When Ronald Washington went to find his marijuana stash, he knew where the four ounces of sticky green were hidden. He’d stashed the dope in his son’s Elmo backpack, because who’d search a kid? Unfortunately, that jacket was at Menallen elementar School in Uniontown, Pennsylvania, with the drugs still inside! So he made a call to the school officials and told them that he had to get something out of his son’s bag. Which isn’t suspicious at all. Nope, perfectly normal.
I guess there’s a reason they call it dope, huh? When he got to school, not only had authorities found the pot, they’d also turned it over to the police, who promptly arrested Washington for the drugs. He’s being held in jail on $100,000 bond. I’ve heard of marijuana school, but that’s crazy! Maybe he’ll switch to legal synthetic pot from now on.
Well, once he gets out of jail, anyway. Elmo held a press conference shortly after this to deny all responsibility and condemn the incident.
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