Poor David Leroy Blurton. The 50-year-old man maintains that he accidentally shot himself in the groin in self-defense. He maintains that he was attacked by an unknown assailant in a grocery store parking lot in Dillon, Colorado, who hit him in the back of the head. When he went to draw his gun, it discharged and he shot himself in a very uncomfortable area.
Unfortunately for David, the jury in Breckenridge, Colorado, didn’t buy his story, mostly because there was no evidence of anyone else being in the parking lot. You see, David was drunk, and that’s probably why he shot himself in the tender vittles. He was convicted of reckless endangerment and “prohibited use of a weapon-drunk with a gun,” which sounds like the title of a great 70’s vigilante movie.
I’d definitely watch Drunk With A Gun, wouldn’t you?
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