It’s becoming a uniquely Chinese problem.  For some reason, their airports keep getting shut down by UFOs.  First, there was the UFO buzzing the airport in July, and now, Baotou Airport in the Chinese province of Inner Mongolia was shut down for about an hour by another unidentified flying object.  Is there something about communism that attracts UFOs?  This seems to be a trend.

Of course, no one in China is saying that an actual alien spacecraft is what shut down the airport, just some weird spot on the radar.  According to a Baotou spokeswoman, “The airport received a notice from the Hohhot Air Traffic Management Bureau about the appearance of a UFO.  To guarantee security, the aircraft heading for the airport had to land at secondary airports.  Otherwise, it may have led to collisions.”

See, that’s why Denver added that UFO welcoming committee.  That way, you get the UFOs on a flight path, direct them down safely, and you don’t interrupt commuter flights and tourists coming to ski.  This way everyone wins, both alien and human!

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