It’s only natural that a guy who lives on Naked Creek Road in Conover, South Carolina, would want to take naked pictures of himself.  I mean, Naked Creek, naked people?  Makes perfect sense.  However, where the story gets strange is that the 47-year-old naked man from Naked Creek was taking naked pictures of himself in a Sears parking lot.

The man was nabbed by police in the Sears parking area at the Galleria Mall in Rock Hill, South Carolina.  Apparently, as the man is quoted in the police report, he was naked because, “I was trying to get a tan.”  However, a check of the man’s cell phone found several naked pictures of the man, and while he was not wearing any pants, he was wearing a shirt, which punches holes in the whole “naked tanning” excuse.

The excuse I would’ve gone with is, “I’m a nudist, and I was just coming into town to buy some pants for a big business meeting with Skinbook, the nudist Facebook people!.”

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