Some people are just too old to go trick-or-treating.  I heard a comedian say the other day that once your costume starts to involve cleavage, you’re too old to go trick-or-treating.  Joseph David DiVanna, a 47-year-old man from Sarasota, Florida, didn’t have cleavage as part of his costume.  Instead, the drunk DiVanna was wearing a diaper, screaming at adults and children who refused to give him trick-or-treating candy.

It goes without saying that DiVanna was arrested by police in the Fox Chapel neighborhood of Ocean City, Maryland.  It is unclear whether or not he has hired an attorney, but hopefully he has.  I doubt he’ll need it, as drunk, diapered trick-or-treating isn’t a crime, and technically DiVanna was arrested for the obscenities he was screaming, which is considered disorderly conduct.

I hope those Clark bars were worth it, buddy.  Halloween candy is great in moderation; just don’t overdo it like this guy did and lapse into sugar psychosis.

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