"Choose your vices," commands Charlie Sheen.

Okay, ONE last Charlie Sheen update and I’m done for the day.  I promise.  Unless he does something totally INSANE, in which case I’m back on board.  Given the resignation of his publicist Stan Rosenfeld yesterday, someone’s got to promote Charlie Sheen.  Apparently, Charlie Sheen is going to promote himself.  That’s right, kids, the crazy is streaming 24-hours a day, because Charlie Sheen has joined Twitter.  Let the quotes start trickling in!

You can find the man himself @charliesheen on Twitter, and if you haven’t followed him yet, then you should probably jump on that.  He’s already started with the quotes.  For example, when talking about his recent media blitz, Charlie Sheen says, “Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show … I’d rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a ’75 Pacer.”  Amazingly enough, Charlie Sheen is also taking questions from the general public!

If you’ve got the tiger blood, then I suggest you follow Charlie Sheen and embrace the Sheen Dream, because he’s gaining more and more followers with every post like this one.  Otherwise, your face will melt off.

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