My dog wakes me up every morning about 5 a.m. to go outside.

The only good thing about this canine habit is that it coincides nicely with TV Land’s morning schedule in which Star Trek (The Original Series) has a prominent place, airing every Monday through Friday.

So while I doze back off for another hour of sleep, I can do so to Spock and Kirk and the gang solving another alien crisis.

Often these encounters result in the Captain getting his groove on with some lovely alien lady. Yowza.

If you’re curious about all the info on Kirk and his intergalactic encounters, Miss Celania has done all the research for you.

Have you ever wanted an episode by episode breakdown of when James T. got busy? Check.

Did you think you were the only one who saw some weird similarities between the Enterprise and the Love Boat? You weren’t.

There are pics of his green-tinged, big-haired lovers and a video of Kirk in a liplock.

Comprehensive to say the least.

Check it out here.

But I believe the picture from Renuncln below answers any questions any one might have about Kirk’s manhood.

While we mere humans can now send our name into space on the Kepler Mission, Kirk is still traveling where no man has gone before.

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