I’ve always joked with people that as the price of gas goes up and more people convert their cars to alternative fuel sources, like human fat or electricity, that someday someone would break into the dumpster behind the local fast food restaurant to get at all that used grease inside.  After all, the grease used to deep-fry that burger can be recycled, cleaned, and turned into fuel for properly converted diesel engines.  As it turns out, my joke was actually prophetic, as two guys in the Detroit suburb of Westland, Michigan were arrested for trying to steal restaurant grease.

Why were they trying to steal the grease?  I’m not sure, but apparently yellow grease, which is the grease industry term for restaurant grease (there’s a grease industry?) is used as biodiesel, animal food additive (to give it that meaty flavor dogs love?), and as a dust-reducing spray for roads.  That’s right, they grease down roads to make them less dusty.  Think about that the next time you go for a ride on your zombie chopper.

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