Police are investigating the hows, whys, and whens of an unusual attack that took place the other day. It seems an unnamed man called police around 2 in the morning to report an assault in Juneau, Alaska’s Marine Park. When cops arrived, they discovered that someone had bitten the man’s nose off. Police recovered the nose, and took it and its original owner to Bartlett Regional Hospital to see if it can be reattached.
As we’ve previously learned, the crime of biting someone’s nose off falls under the definition of mayhem, be it your sister’s nose or a stranger’s nose. As for who or what is to blame for this man’s de-nosed state, he’s not cooperating with the police, so they’re left to fill in the blanks without the victim’s help. Police suspect it was the same Vietnamese nose-biting prostitute featured in the classic Norm MacDonald comedy Dirty Work, or possibly a werewolf.
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