I smell a holiday tradition! On the heels of the amazing Sketchy Santas website is a companion piece for the spring, known as Easter Bunnies Will Steal Your Soul. While the Easter Bunny is less likely to be a blatant child molesting old drunk, it’s no less creepy to find yourself terrorized by a 7-foot-tall rabbit with a mouth larger than your head. Isn’t that right, Harvey?
As someone who loves terrifying things, I am breathlessly excited by the concept of this new holiday tradition. Just imagine a database of children being terrorized by leprechauns for St. Patrick’s Day, or a gaggle of children screaming in fear because of the googily-eyed Stanford Tree. It’s beautiful, isn’t it? If only every other major holiday had a giant capering mascot with which to cause years of nightmares, bedwetting, and create thousands of dollars in therapy bills!
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