Megan Mariah Barnes is quite the driver. She’s not a good driver, but she is a unique driver. The day before her two-car wreck in Cudjoe Key, Florida, she was sentenced for having a DUI and driving with a suspended license. As such, she was banned from the driver’s seat for 5 years and her car was impounded. Of course, that didn’t stop her, because she had a boyfriend to visit. So she hopped in the car with her ex-husband, Charles Judy, and took off down the road. It wasn’t until she had a wreck while trying to shave her bikini area that her unlawful jaunt was discovered.
Barnes slammed into the back of a pickup truck that was slowed to make a turn, then she fled the scene of the accident for another half mile before changing seats with her ex hubby. Unfortunately for Ms. Barnes, while her ex-husband’s airbag went off, hers did not, so police were easily able to see through her fishy story. He had the airbag burn; she just had some razor burn. It just goes to show that if you need to do some grooming, take care of it at home. If not your home, then someone else’s home.
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