Lincoln Southeast High School School Resource Officer Brian Ward was doing his rounds in the parking lot when he smelled a familiar herb scent:  marijuana smoke.  This is a public high school in Lincoln, Nebraska, so I’m sure pot isn’t an unusual thing to find.  Two 16-year-olds were found in a car in the school parking lot, inhaling a little greenery during a marijuana lunch break.  The only thing different about this dope trip was that the two were using a cucumber (and an apple) as a bong!

While apples are commonly used as pot-smoking devices, this is the first time police have ever seen a cucumber bong, but it seems like a pretty natural device to me.  I mean, it’s long and easily hollowed out, so it’s already kind of a natural pipe shape.  Why not fill it with reefer?

It’s teen-tested, Cheech and Chong approved!  Here’s a note, teens:  you’re gonna be spending a lot of time rolling doobies when you’re LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!  Just ask ol’ Matt Foley!

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