So you’ve decided to just say forget health and just eat whatever you want.  Thousands of calories for a single meal?  That can be easily done, no problem.  But what are you going to do to wash that drink down with something appropriately fattening?  Well, you could always drink a glass of pig lard, but if you want something that tastes good, I suggest you check out the 20 worst drinks list in Men’s Health Magazine.

The grand champion is Cole Stone Creamery’s PB&C milkshake.  It features a whopping 2010 calories per shake, and has as much fat as 68 strips of bacon!  The second-worst drink was the Peanut Power Plus Grape at Smoothie King, which had nearly 1500 calories.  McDonald’s could only manage third place, with the Triple Thick Chocolate Shake featuring over 1160 calories, the equivalent of 13 of Mickey D’s hot apple pies.

Step up your game, McDonald’s.  You’re already getting out-unhealthied by KFC’s Double Down, and now you don’t even have the unhealthiest desserts anymore!  It’s time to unveil the Quadruple Big Mac or something; you need to get your crown back!

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