So what does it take to stop a naked woman?  Well, apparently, if you’re the West Valley Police Department, it takes two car chases, a totaled police cruiser, an extended foot pursuit, and a Taser gun.  Apparently, this naked female, about 5’5, 120-120 pounds, with reddish-brown hair, is actually some kind of sophisticated cyborg from the future sent back to kill John Connor.

“A man was outside his vehicle on [Utah State Road] 111 putting up home business signs when this woman pulled up next to him, got out of her vehicle, naked, and stole his car and drove off,” said West Valley City police Capt. Tom McLachlan.  The man chased the woman using her car and police got involved.  The woman bailed out, hid behind a bush, and when cops went to look for her, she stole a COP CAR and took off in it.  Cops chased her yet again, only for her to hit a dirt berm, lose control of the cop car, and completely total the $30,000 cruiser.

This woman could just not be stopped.  Naked, she hid in the weeds, snuck through bushes, and even crawled through a barbed-wire fence to get away from cops, and as she was ready to make yet another break for it, cops gave her the Taser.  It goes without saying that if this video ever get put on the Internet, it’ll be the biggest viral video ever!

Image:  Taser’d by Thanland

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