Armand M. Pacher and his dog, Christie Brinkley, were having problems.  Not the usual sort of problems a dog and a master might have, like an accidental shooting, but couple problems.  As Pacher, a 64-year-old retired insurance executive, is accused of saying to his veterinarian during Christie Brinkley’s most recent check-up, “She doesn’t seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex.  Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it.”  That’s right, when asked about his dog’s health, he brought up their sex life.

Apparently, after an examination, the dog seems to have evidence of having been sexually abused.  Thus, Pacher finds himself arrested.  Fortunately, the dog was spayed, so there’s no chance of any weird inter-species breeding.

As fpr their relationship problems, maybe they’ll get counseling and work it all out.  You hate to see such a sweet May/December dog/owner romance go south because of bedroom problems.  Then again, maybe Christie would like a boyfriend more her size in the person of Giant George, the world’s largest Great Dane.

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