Jennifer Gille just wanted to go home.  Unfortunately for her, home is St. Clair Shores, Michigan, and she caught a taxi in Covington, Louisiana.  That’s kind of a long drive for any cabbie to reasonably make, so he told the woman no, took her to her original non-Michigan destination, and told her to get out.  Not only did she refuse to get out of the cab, 29-year-old Jennifer Gille also stripped completely naked and stole the cab when the driver got out to call the police.

Fortunately, for whatever reason, she didn’t get far.  Police found the cab parked a block away, with the naked Gille still inside.  Where she hoped to go without clothing I’ll never know, but obviously she didn’t get there.  She was booked on charges of unauthorized use of a movable vehicle and obscenity and released on a $75 signature bond.

While she’s not the first naked woman to steal a car, she’s also not the best.  After all, one naked woman stole multiple cop cars and had to be Tasered.  That’s what you call dedication to escape!

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