At a family celebration on December 26, Isolde Beesley from Leicestershire, England, wanted to enjoy a nice bottle of wine. Personally, my family gatherings drive me towards stronger drink, but I digress. Anyway, she found a bottle of Moscatel de Valencia wine from Asda, opened the top, and poured herself a big glass. Then, she noticed a special guest in the form of a dead frog at the bottom of the wine bottle.
Here’s my question: how did nobody notice the frog in the wine before they drank it all the way down to the bottom of the label? Did the frog just drink it all before he died? I mean, it’s not like it can blend in, like the frog in the frozen vegetables. Also, why did she wait so long to sue? It’s been nearly a year since she drank the animal booze, and she’s just now getting around to a lawsuit? The whole thing is a bit suspicious to me.
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