Delicious marinated goat chops.
When a suspicious package was discovered by a Bank of American branch at the Shoppes at Quail Roost in Miami, Florida, the first step was to evacuate the area. The next step was to call in the bomb squad. The Dade County police attempted to detonate the box with a robot, but nothing happened. Bomb squad members then approached the box and caught a whiff of unholy stink coming from within. As it turns out, the shopping center was evacuated over a stinky box full of chicken and goat parts.
What kind of person would leave a container of rotted meat at a bank? Well, I’m going to hazard a guess and say it’s someone who has a grudge against the bank and access to a lot of rotten meat. Probably a foreclosure victim, I’d say. The question is, is it a rightful foreclosure or another mistaken foreclosure by Bank of America that lead to the meat-stink terrorism?
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