Hunger is a powerful thing.

It can make people go to extreme measures.

Mix hunger with alcohol (and apparent stupidity) and you get two new dumb criminals and two more gloriously horrible mug shots.

I present to you Terry A. Nunley (left) and Amanda Gail Riner.

Police in Kingsport, Tennessee  didn’t get an emergency call from a woman asking for a date, but they did receive a call to 911 requesting “something to eat.”

Cops paid a visit to the residence where the call originated and were met by Nunley at the door, who told the officers “I’m hungry and want a cheeseburger and fries.”

The hungry hungry caller confirmed to the officer that he did indeed phone 911 to get something to eat and then proceeded to ask the officer to go get it. No surprise, he also smelled of alcohol.

While Nunley was being arrested, Riner came outside to join the conversation. Unfortunately, she was only wearing pants. Upon realizing Nunley was talking with an officer, the topless woman raced back into the house despite the officer’s pronouncement that she was under arrest.

The officer chased her inside. Instead of pepper jack cheese on a burger, the naked woman’s actions necessitated pepper spray be used to subdue her after many struggles and attempts to get her clothed.

Who knew cheeseburgers could get folks in trouble, including a panhandler with a poor choice of words for his sign.

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