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Toe-Sucking Bandit Strikes In Arkansas

Posted 9/23/2011 11:34 am by

Women in Arkansas may want to put away their flip-flops and open-toed sandals for a while.

A toe-sucking assailant is harassing women at their homes and in stores in the town of Conway in the Natural State. An elderly woman sitting in front of her apartment was approached by a stranger who complimented her feet. He removed her shoe and launched into sucking on the senior citizen’s toes. He then asked to kiss her but was interrupted by other people coming into the courtyard of the apartment complex. The interloper then fled the scene.
Police got a second report of an assault. A woman shopping reported that a man was ogling her tootsies and then approached her. He admitted to her that he had a foot fetish and then complimented the woman by saying her “toes are so long and succulent” and asked to suck them. The woman’s phone received a timely call that scared off the creep. The victim was able to give authorities a description of the perpetrator, describing him as having “messed up toes.”

For the pervert’s own sake, it’s a good thing he didn’t approach Dallas Amber Smith and tell her that her feet were stinky. He likely would have been stabbed. I wonder what he would think about the kid born with 15 toes or the logger who cut off his own toes. Imagine how excited he might get about toe texting.

This is actually the second round of assaults on feet in Arkansas. In the early 1990s, a freak branded as the “Toe Suck Fairy” assaulted women in Conway and Little Rock by pretending to be a podiatrist who offered up impromptu diagnoses that included toe sucking. Michael Robert Wyatt served a year in jail for those earlier attacks, and police haven’t ruled him out as a suspect in the recent rash of assaults on little piggies, both in and out of markets.

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