Maury Povich: "Justin Bieber, you are NOT the father!"

If you thought the allegations that Justin Bieber fathered a fan’s baby would be enough to make the singer go away, then you can just kill your hopes and dreams right now.  Bieber’s going to be around for awhile longer, and as it turns out, the claims that Bieber is a baby-daddy are undoubtedly false.  Mariah Yeater has dropped her paternity suit against Justin Bieber, no doubt because the paternity claims were false all along and she was just looking for a quick payday.  With her legal team leaving her side, Yeater has quietly dropped the paternity lawsuit and child support claims against the 17-year-old Canadian singer.

As it turns out, Yeater’s tale about Justin Bieber’s 30-second fathering of Yeater’s 4-month-old son Tristyn was too funny to be true, and as people actually paid attention to her, the case fell apart.  As it turns out, she may be a bit unbalanced.  Last week, compromising photos of her were leaked online.  Also, news of her 2010 battery arrest also was publicized, stemming from an incident where she slapped her ex-boyfriend.  So yeah, she’s not the most stable bulb in the lamp, and that showed in a recent media appearance.

I feel bad for the girl, because obviously she’s a mess right now.  I hope she can get it together and get child support from the person who actually fathered her child (assuming she knows who that is).  It’s just as well, because Tristyn Bieber is a terrible name for a child.

You win this round, Bieber.  Looks like you won’t have to sell your hair to make ends meet just yet.

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