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Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Cover Leaked

Posted 12/08/2011 7:00 am by

Remember Lindsay Lohan’s much-publicized Playboy photo shoot?  The one that had to be shot twice because Mr. Playboy himself, Hugh Hefner, wasn’t pleased with the initial results?  Well, the magazine will be hitting newsstands in January and the cover for Lohan’s Playboy issue has already been leaked online.  There’s Lindsay’s Playboy cover above, courtesy of The Insider.

The cover, which features a massive Playboy bunny obscuring Lohan and reads “Lindsay” in large letters, is the magazine’s January/February issue, just like everyone suspected.  As for Ms. Lohan, she’s obviously going for a Marilyn Monroe thing, with her platinum blonde dye-job and her bright red lipstick.  Of course, she can’t exactly pull it off, but it’s a noble attempt to play up both the magazine’s lineage and her own reputation as a sex symbol/head case akin to the first Playboy cover girl from 1953.

Personally, I just wish Lohan would do her own thing, and not spend all her time trying to be Marilyn Monroe.  I know it’s a gimmick to sell magazine covers, but this isn’t the first time she’s recreated a Marilyn photo shoot, and I doubt it will be the last.  Memo to LiLo:  you’re not Marilyn, and you’re never going to be.  You need to be Lindsay Lohan, and figure out a way to curb your destructive tendencies before you end up like Marilyn.

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