Police in Massillion, Ohio, are familiar with the name Donald Duck, as in, “Donald Duck’s been arrested for drunk driving, again.”  We’re not talking the famous Disney character Donald Fauntleroy Duck, but the 51-year-old Ohio man Donald Norman Duck, who was recently arrested for his staggering fifth DUI and is one of the most notorious “frequent fliers” in Massillion.

“He’s a frequent flier,” Capt. Joe Herrick said.  “He’s got multiple previous DUI’s, multiple previous no operator’s license and operating under suspension, so he’s not that good a driver.”  Apparently, he’s also not that good at avoiding capture, either, as cops seem to bust him pretty much every time he gets behind the wheel!

Donald Duck’s most recent arrest also included drug charges, as he dropped a bag of marijuana out of the car when he opened the door.  At least this Donald Duck, unlike his counterpart in the funny books, wears pants.  No indecent exposure arrests here!

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