Sometimes a bargain isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Often it really is true that you get what you pay for.
A woman in Miami Gardens, Florida learned that fact the hard way. Wanting to increase her curves, she turned to a black market “doctor” who charged the low, low rate of $700. His fix for her flat bottom was to inject his own home-made fix-a-flat concoction comprised of cement and mineral oil into her buttocks and then seal the incisions with Super Glue. I’m guessing this isn’t an AMA approved method.
I think it’s a bad sign when most of the medical ingredients used in a procedure come from a Home Depot instead of a pharmacy. Following the initial agony caused by the injections, the victim soon began suffering other symptoms as the toxins flowed through her body. I’m not sure it would have helped, but maybe she could have used a Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield.
The photo above is of the arrested “doctor” Oneal Ron Morris, who performed a version of the procedure upon himself to create a rear end worthy of every karaoke version of “Baby Got Back” ever performed. It took police more than a year to catch up with Morris before they found and arrested him.
In an era of rampant plastic surgery to appease the vanity that has taken over our society, too many people are turning to doctors to mold them into what they think is the perfect human form. Even monkeys are getting plastic surgery. Not everyone can afford to pay for the changes they desire. Because of this pursuit of perfection, these fake physicians are performing procedures that endanger the people who come to them for a cure.
