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Quick Video: If Star Wars Had Been Filmed 20 Years Earlier

Posted 3/04/2008 9:14 am by Adams Briscoe and Andrew Sorcini

basswars.jpgWe might as well call this “Saul Wars” — Featured below is a hip video portraying what it would have been like if Star Wars was filmed two decades before it first came out. The opening sequence might have been done by a guy named Saul Bass who was born in 1920 and worked on famous movie intros like The Man with the Golden Arm, Hitchcock’s North by Northwest, and other flicks by Stanley Kubrick and Martin Scorsese.

The author admits there are some errors in the spelling, but it was just for fun after all. I’m diggin’ this music — it’s from 1967 and aptly named “Machine.” Check it out!



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