Peyton Manning has not missed a start in his NFL career. The number of times he’s sat on the bench while his team has played in the NFL can probably be counted on one hand. Peyton Manning is to the Indianapolis Colts what no other quarterback has ever been to his team. Manning functions as […]
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The History Of Fake Vomit
Posted 9/05/2011 7:30 am by Stephanie SturgisFor some people practical jokes aren’t just for April Fools Day. They are a year-round thing. Irving Fishlove was one of those people. As son of the founder of famed novelty company H. Fishlove & Co., Irving not only made a living off of pranks, he also enjoyed pulling them himself. That’s why when he was […]
Read »McCourt Receives Bid For Dodgers With Chinese Ties
Posted 9/05/2011 6:30 am by Stephanie SturgisFrom Dodger Blue to Chinese Red? While the Los Angeles Dodgers only played the Padres for a spring training series in China during the lead up to the 2008 season, Dodgers owner Frank McCourt has received an offer that may leave a more permanent Chinese influence on the game. McCourt received a bid to buy […]
Read »Woman Punches Bear To Save Dachshund
Posted 9/02/2011 8:42 am by Stephanie SturgisSome might call her foolhardy, but Brooke Collins just loves her dog Fudge. The Juneau, Alaska resident loves her dog enough to punch a bear in the nose to rescue it. Collins let her beloved pet outside about 7:30 on Sunday evening and Fudge quickly began barking frantically. The 22-year-old woman went out to check […]
Read »Starz And Netflix Are Breaking Up
Posted 9/02/2011 7:30 am by Ron HoganIt was a perfect pairing. Netflix got the bump of having all kinds of great stuff, and Starz got to specially brand a section of Netflix, and go from an also-ran to a big-time cable player. Now, it looks like the marriage may be over. Starz and Netflix appear to be heading for a break-up, […]
Read »French Perfume Smells Like Semen, Cigarettes, And Carrots
Posted 9/02/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganNormally, people put on perfume to not smell funky, but one chic Paris parfumerie in the Marais district has decided to turn the very concept of perfume on its ear by making some, ahem, interesting choices for its scent bouquets. We’re talking blood, semen, saliva, sweat, hot tar, carrots, and even crotch smell. The perfume maker […]
Read »Domino’s Pizza To Expand To The Moon
Posted 9/02/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganIn 2001, Pizza Hut was the first pizza chain to make a delivery into space, bringing a pizza to the International Space Station. Since then, Domino’s has been playing catch-up. In between completely revamping their recipe and working on a breakfast pizza, they’ve been making plans. Domino’s Pizza Japan is planning on building a franchise […]
Read »Logger Cuts Off His Own Toes After Trailer Falls On Foot
Posted 9/01/2011 8:30 am by Ron HoganJon Hutt is a tough guy. He’s a crane operator by day, and for fun, he’s an amateur logger who has worked as a miner, worked at a saw mill, and grew up on a ranch as a child. Needless to say, the 61-year-old man from Denver is tougher than a $4 steak and not […]
Read »Eleventh Human Foot Found On Pacific Northwest Shore
Posted 9/01/2011 8:00 am by Stephanie SturgisImagine taking a relaxing stroll on the beach when your jaunt is suddenly disturbed by the unlikely sight of a floating severed leg. Or maybe I should have said likely sight. For the 11th time since August 2007, a human leg has been discovered along the coastline of the Pacific Northwest. A few have been […]
Read »Apple Employee Loses iPhone 5 Prototype At A Bar
Posted 9/01/2011 7:30 am by Ron HoganIf the title of this story sounds familiar, that’s because it is. Months before the iPhone 4 was scheduled to come out, a 28-year-old Apple engineer named Robert Gray Powell lost the iPhone 4 prototype at a bar. It was found by a pair of men, who promptly sold it to Gizmodo and kicked off […]
Read »J.C. Penney Pulls Controversial ‘Too Pretty To Do Homework” T-Shirt
Posted 9/01/2011 7:00 am by Stephanie SturgisWhat is it about back-to-school T-shirts that cause so many problems for clothing retailers? First Old Navy doesn’t use proper punctuation on a college tee. Now J.C. Penney has made a lot of people, especially women, angry with a shirt it was marketing to young girls. The T-shirt bore the slogan “I’m too pretty to […]
Read »Texas A&M Is Heading To The SEC (Probably)
Posted 9/01/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganWhen it comes to conference realignment, it seems as though the college football universe is coalescing. Rather than have multiple major conferences, it seems as though we’re moving to a world in which there are superconferences, and it appears that Texas A&M will be kicking off the next round of realignments, as Texas A&M has […]
Read »World’s Heaviest Mother Starts A Diet
Posted 9/01/2011 6:00 am by Ron HoganDonna Simpson had a simple dream. She is already the Guinness World Record holder for “World’s Heaviest Mother,” but that wasn’t enough. The 600+ pound Simpson wanted to take two records. She wanted to top 1000 pounds, and she wanted to supplant Carol Yeger’s record 1200 pounds and become the world’s fattest woman. Then, her […]
Read »Drugged Out Parents Arrested At Chuck E. Cheese
Posted 8/31/2011 9:42 am by Stephanie SturgisAs an adult who has chosen not to procreate, I understand that it would take a great deal of fortitude to survive a visit to that mecca for children know as Chuck E. Cheese. What with all the screaming kids romping around, the buzzers and bells associated with the games the tots play and the […]
Read »Woman Tries To Get Pot Back From Police
Posted 8/31/2011 8:30 am by Ron HoganNote to all would-be pot users out there: if you lose your bag, don’t go get it from the police station if you’re carrying around marijuana. Learn from Patricia Wright’s mistake. When Patricia Wright left her bag full of weed on the ferry in Picton, New Zealand, she did the only reasonable thing, she went […]
Read »Anonymous Buyer Wants Kardashian Sex Tape To Disappear
Posted 8/31/2011 8:00 am by Ron HoganKim Kardashian is now a household name, and she’s got one person to thank for it. Ray J., her ex-boyfriend and the co-star of Kim Kardashian’s fame-making sex tape. Without that sex tape, she’s just another Armenian girl with big eyebrows. However, the very thing that made Kim K a superstar may soon be disappearing. […]
Read »The Punishments Begin: 8 Miami Players Suspended
Posted 8/31/2011 7:30 am by Ron HoganWhen Little Luke, AKA Nevin Shapiro, started turning over information to the NCAA regarding Miami University’s dozens of serious NCAA violations, it looked very bad for the various sports programs at The U. Indeed, it may still be bad, but the first wave of punishments has rolled in and it’s not as bad as it […]
Read »HP TouchPad Gets One Last Encore
Posted 8/31/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganHP’s stated goal for the TouchPad was a simple one. Hewlitt-Packard knew they would not be able to topple Apple from its perch as the king of the tablet computer market, so HP just wanted one thing: to be second behind the iPad. Amazingly, HP has now taken that second place at the market, thanks […]
Read »Facebook Paying Out Security Bounty For Bug Killers
Posted 8/31/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganDo you have some skill at coding for websites, or do you know something about security? Well, Facebook wants you. However, Facebook isn’t hiring security experts for some new initiative; that’d be too simple. Facebook is turning hackers into bounty hunters by having them look for security flaws in its code, and paying out handsomely […]
Read »Subtitle Glasses Give Hope To Deaf Movie Fans
Posted 8/30/2011 9:35 am by Stephanie SturgisThis story falls into the category of “Why Didn’t Someone Think Of This Sooner.” Going to the movies is one of my favorite pastimes. I much prefer to watch a film at the theater. With all the improvements in the theater experience in recent years, the only kink that has yet to be worked out […]
Read »Canadian Family Hunted By Moose
Posted 8/30/2011 8:00 am by Ron HoganWhen Yvonne Studley, age 49, was hit by a moose in British Columbia, Canada, she was very badly injured. The moose she hit came through her windshield, landing on her. The crushing impact caused Studley to break her wrist, arm, and hand; fractured five of her ribs; and caused bleeding in her brain which put Studley […]
Read »New York Town Washed Away By Irene
Posted 8/30/2011 7:30 am by Ron HoganWhat’s left of Prattsville, New York. Hurricane Irene’s impact on the Eastern Seaboard was bad, but not as bad as expected for most people. New York City was mostly spared the wrath, even if the hurricane did bring out the crazies. However, not everyone was so lucky. For example, there’s the small town of […]
Read »Dancing With The Stars Season 13 Cast Revealed
Posted 8/30/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganAnother year, another new cast for Dancing With The Stars. The show seems to have nailed the mix of sports personalities, reality TV veterans, washed-up musicians, political figures, and struggling actors necessary to attract huge audiences, judging by last year’s successes, and Season 13 isn’t going to be any different. The New York Post has […]
Read »‘Clown’ Golfer Arrested For DWI On Golf Cart
Posted 8/30/2011 6:30 am by Stephanie SturgisMost people are familiar with the concept of the clown car at the circus. It’s a tiny little vehicle packed with a seemingly immeasurable number of brightly clad clowns. This is the type of activity that makes a circus offer counseling for the clown-phobic. Rarely are clowns associated with golf carts, unless you consider the […]
Read »Ex-NBA Player Wanted For Murder
Posted 8/29/2011 8:30 am by Ron HoganIt just goes to show you that just because you’ve got money, that doesn’t mean you’re smart. That goes double for former athletes. After all, see the sad case of former LA Laker and Washington Wizard Javaris Crittenton. He’s on the run from the FBI as we speak, and why is that? Former first-round pick […]
Read »Beyonce’s Pregnancy, Lady Gaga’s Alter-Ego Dominate VMAs
Posted 8/29/2011 8:00 am by Ron HoganLast night’s MTV Video Music Awards was a night to celebrate lives, both new and departed. While the VMAs were ostensibly a tribute to the late Amy Winehouse, with artists covering her songs and paying tribute to her, there was also a celebration of life (and the requisite Lady Gaga craziness). The biggest announcement of […]
Read »Erotic Dancing Forces Airplane To Make Emergency Landing
Posted 8/29/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganWhen Russians get drunk, crazy things happen. Fortunately, they’re occasionally of the funny variety, not of the ‘woman gets stabbed in the back and doesn’t feel it‘ variety. For example, a bunch of Moscow residents loaded into a 7 AM flight from Domodedovo Airport to London, England, only to discover that their in-flight entertainment was […]
Read »The Rum Diary Trailer Released, Looks Awesome
Posted 8/27/2011 2:00 pm by Ron HoganLong-time Hunter Thompson fan, friend, and professional pirate Johnny Depp has been obsessed for years with bringing Thompson’s work to the big screen. After befriending the crazed author while filming Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Depp picked up The Rum Diary and immediately started working to bring it to the screen. For a decade, the […]
Read »Gigantic Rat Killed In New York City
Posted 8/27/2011 8:30 am by Stephanie SturgisWhile most of the media is buzzing about Hurricane Irene rushing up the East Coast, they – along with mayors and governors – are urging the citizens to evacuate ahead of the storm. With public transportation in New York City shutting down on Saturday due to the potential water surges flooding the subway tunnels, sensationalist […]
Read »Doctors Flee Fire During Surgery, Leave Patient To Suffocate
Posted 8/26/2011 8:00 am by Ron HoganI hate the idea of surgery, only because I hate the idea of being put under and left to the mercy of a group of doctors and nurses that I don’t know. For a 49-year-old Chinese man, being put into the hospital was the biggest, and last, mistake of his life. When a fire broke […]
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