Not pictured: guy hiding inside the toilet

The main benefit of yoga, aside from good mental health, is the way that it transforms your body from a stiff, flabby collection of flailing limbs into a lithe, flexible, and graceful thing of beauty.  Assuming you use your yoga powers for good, rather than evil.  However, not all yogis use their skills for the benefit of others; some yogis are just toilet-peeking perverts.  At the Hanuman Yoga Festival in Boulder, Colorado, a man was spotted hiding inside the sewage tank of a portable toilet.

Here’s the NMA News animated take on the potty peeper:

Apparently, he was there to watch women, ahem, relieve themselves.  As if that wasn’t gross enough for you, the man later fled the scene while covered in feces and with cuts on his back and legs.  The suspect is a thin Caucasian male with dark hair; when spotted, he was shirtless and wearing leather bracelets on his wrists.

I just wonder how he’s going to cover this up.  Did he fall in the latrine due to his extreme yoga skills?  Maybe he went into the toilet tank to retrieve his cell phone?

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