One of Michelle Obama’s pet projects is improving the obesity epidemic in America. To achieve that goal, she’s turned her attention to various methods, from encouraging exercise to improving nutrition. Well, somewhere, First Lady Obama is smiling, because she’s finally gotten the biggest fish in the fast food pond to bend to her will. McDonald’s […]
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Concise Professor Wins Annual Bad Writing Contest
Posted 7/27/2011 7:00 am by Stephanie SturgisFor the past 29 years fans of literature have moaned, groaned and laughed at the entries in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. For those who think the name Bulwer-Lytton has a familiar ring to it, it’s because Edward George Bulwer-Lytton came up with the often mocked line “It was a dark and stormy night.” to begin […]
Read »94-Year-Old Attacked By Kangaroo
Posted 7/26/2011 8:00 am by Ron HoganKangaroos look cute, but behind those big eyes is a heart as black as their eyes. Kangaroos can be aggressive, dangerous creatures, especially during mating season. No one’s sure why a kangaroo went on a rampage in Charleville, Queensland, but it did. A rampaging kangaroo attacked a 94-year-old woman while she was doing laundry; she […]
Read »Hot Bulldog Tries To Drag Kiddie Pool Into House
Posted 7/26/2011 7:30 am by Stephanie SturgisOh, it’s the dog days of summer. The country has been dealing with droughts in Texas and heat domes hovering over the Northeast, creating weather hysteria over the weekend with multiple attempts to fry eggs on the sidewalk. The meteorologists may not have freaked out at snowpocalypse levels, but the weird weather phenemenon was still […]
Read »Buy The Dude’s Abode (Rug Not Included)
Posted 7/26/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganIt’s always interesting when movie real estate goes up for sale. From the often-sold Amityville Horror house to Cameron’s house from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, when a movie house gets sold I get interested. However, when it’s property from a movie I like? I’m even more interested. Unfortunately, I don’t have a few million dollars […]
Read »First Prehistoric Art Found In Western Hemisphere
Posted 7/26/2011 6:30 am by Stephanie SturgisWe’ve all seen those ancient paintings on the walls of caves in Europe. The sometimes crude artistic works, possibly created by folks after they drank some brew out of the skull of an enemy, depict woolly mammoths and herds of other Ice Age-era animals. Think about this. Have you ever seen such a rendering found […]
Read »NFL, NFLPA Agree To CBA?
Posted 7/25/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganIs it time to start rejoicing? Well, according to the magic 8-ball that is Jay Glazer and FOX Sports, all signs point to yes. The NFL and the NFLPA appear to have agreed on a new collective bargaining agreement, with players scheduled to vote it into place today, then head to training camps to re-certify […]
Read »Aussie Wins Tour De France
Posted 7/25/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganWhen Australian road racer Cadel Evans was 14, he announced to his family that he was going to one day win the Tour De France, the world’s most prestigious bicycle race. The Australian, from Katherine in the Northern Territory, learned to ride as a mountain biker, then spent two years making the transition to road […]
Read »Amy Winehouse Found Dead
Posted 7/23/2011 1:17 pm by Marcia FeltsAmy Winehouse, singer of the infamous track ‘”Rehab”, was found dead in her North London apartment today by emergency services. London Ambulance Services tried to revive her, but were unsuccessful. It’s still too early for officials to diagnose the cause of her death, but given her past issues with alcohol and other drugs, it is […]
Read »Beavis and Butthead Will Return To MTV
Posted 7/23/2011 11:43 am by Stephanie SturgisButtheads rejoice! The annual San Diego Comic-Con has grown by leaps and bounds, providing debuts and teases about upcoming comic book series and plot twists, events, movies and television shows. All those uber fans attending a panel that featured Mike Judge were treated to some big news. Hopefully there were enough seats at the panel […]
Read »The Never-Ending NFL Lockout
Posted 7/22/2011 8:30 am by Ron HoganWhen it comes to a labor agreement, anyone who has ever been in a union can tell you that it takes two to make a deal. You need the owners on one side and the workers on the other side. So what happens when one side ratifies an agreement and the other side doesn’t? Well, […]
Read »No Yetis Harmed In Beastie Boys’ New Video
Posted 7/22/2011 8:00 am by Stephanie SturgisNothing says fun like a Yeti and action figures directed by Spike Jonze. Then throw in the music of the Beastie Boys and you’ve got 11-minutes worth of must-see footage. It’s sort of a combination of Team America/Robot Chicken/Thunderbirds with music. Maybe the rap trio took some cues from the mashup video put together using […]
Read »Shark Jumps Into Research Boat
Posted 7/22/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganSometimes, you get trends, even among the animal kingdom. This time last year, a whale got viral fame by throwing himself onto a yacht. Well, monkey see, monkey do. Err, rather, shark see, shark do. A shark jumped into an Oceans Research vessel doing research in Mossel Bay, South Africa. Sharks are known for their […]
Read »Bioware’s Star Wars: The Old Republic MMORPG Available For Pre-Order
Posted 7/21/2011 8:00 am by Ron HoganBioware is the best video game company working today, at least in terms of the RPG marketplace. LucasArts is the company behind the greatest trilogy in movie history and the follow-up Star Wars universe. Given the recent death of Star Wars Galaxies, it’s only natural that the two companies should push out even more information […]
Read »Goodbye Google Labs
Posted 7/21/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganThere comes a time when every company, no matter how large or innovative, feels pressure. The pressure, in Google’s case, is to narrow its focus. Google has to stop being everything and trying so many products that take away from its core businesses, and in the spirits of that, Google has undertaken a very public […]
Read »“Cash Cab” Kills Pedestrian
Posted 7/20/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganThe day was done, and a producer was returning the infamous Cash Cab to storage. For those not in the know, Cash Cab is a show in which a random cab has been converted into a mobile quiz show. While the driver drives, he asks questions of his passengers, and in exchange for their participation, […]
Read »Injured Eagle Love Birds Reunited
Posted 7/19/2011 9:12 am by Stephanie SturgisHow’s that song go? “Love is a many splendored thing.” In this case the lyrics could be changed to “Love is a many feathered thing.” While we American humans keep getting divorced at record rates, true commitment in nature isn’t that uncommon. Many birds, including bald eagles, mate for life. And a rare fowl […]
Read »Borders To Go Out Of Business
Posted 7/19/2011 7:30 am by Ron HoganAs Bob Dylan sang, “The times they are a’changin’.” For Borders Group, the nation’s second-largest chain of bookstores after Barnes and Noble, the times aren’t just changing, they’ve changed completely. Borders is going to go out of business, and 10,700 jobs will be lost in the process. A grand total of 399 stores will be […]
Read »Nevada Blocks “GOPALIN” Vanity Plates, Gets Lawsuit
Posted 7/19/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganPeople love their vanity plates. From Biotches to Cannibals, everyone wants to show their opinions via the power of that metal tag on the back of their car that shows it is a registered motor vehicle. This love of expression extends to politics. Las Vegas, Nevada man James Linlor is a devotee of the GOP […]
Read »Darren Clarke Wins The British Open
Posted 7/18/2011 7:30 am by Ron HoganIt had been 63 years since the country of Northern Ireland has won a major tournament in the world of golfing, with the last being Fred Daly in 1947, just two years after the end of WWII air raid golf. Now, Northern Ireland has three of the last six major tournaments. Rory McIlroy and Graeme […]
Read »Women’s World Cup Final Sets Twitter Records
Posted 7/18/2011 6:30 am by Ron HoganThe United States’ Women’s National Soccer Team lost a heartbreaking World Cup final game to the Japanese women in an epic clash for the ages yesterday afternoon, but while the Japanese team won the penalty kick shootout 3-1 and took home the World Cup, the US women can take heart. They may not have won […]
Read »Terrible Taxidermy
Posted 7/17/2011 8:30 am by Stephanie SturgisSome hunters aren’t content with just killing an animal. They are only satisfied when they have the corpse of the dead beast stuffed and mounted on a wall in their trophy room. Sometimes these hunters turn to less-than-talented taxidermists to preserve their kill for posterity. When they make the wrong call, some freaky looking stuffed […]
Read »Art Created From Office Supplies
Posted 7/17/2011 7:50 am by Stephanie SturgisNormally when I think of works of art, oil paints and watercolors come to mind, not staples, pushpins, packing tape and pencil shavings. I think of works like those of Picasso that were collected by his electrician, not what will fill a shopping cart at your nearby OfficeMax. That was my mistake. Artists can take […]
Read »26-Foot-Tall Statue Of Marilyn Monroe Unveiled
Posted 7/16/2011 10:43 am by Stephanie SturgisI see London, I see France, I see Marilyn’s underpants. Chicago doesn’t rhyme with underpants so we don’t include the Second City in the childhood chant, but that is the location where you can view a 26-foot tall statue of Marilyn Monroe and her lacy undies. Other cities have surfer statues or enema statues, but […]
Read »Baseball Mascot Put In Headlock
Posted 7/16/2011 7:27 am by Stephanie SturgisNothing says American summer like taking your kids to the park and giving a beatdown to a furry baseball mascot. It’s another tragic case of mascot abuse. This time the victim was Rockey Redbird who leads the cheers for the Memphis Redbirds, a AAA affiliate of the St. Louis Cardinals. It seems Rockey chose to […]
Read »Las Vegas Resort Chock Full Of Legionnaire’s Disease
Posted 7/15/2011 8:00 am by Ron HoganYou’d think that Las Vegas would be a wonderland for adults, kind of a Disneyland with gambling and partial nudity. And, from what I hear, it is all those things. However, it’s not perfect. One of the hazards of staying at any hotel or on any cruise ship is exposure to Legionella bacteria, which cause […]
Read »Add Your Voice To The Long Khan
Posted 7/15/2011 7:30 am by Stephanie SturgisLet’s quote Captain Kirk’s famous line, “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!” And yes it does need all those A’s to fully express the anger actor William Shatner released in that famous movie moment. Shatner mania has taken over pop culture it seems. For years he was only appreciated at Star Trek conventions and then one night hosting Saturday Night […]
Read »Los Angeles Prepares for Carmageddon
Posted 7/14/2011 7:30 am by Ron HoganYou’d think native Angelinos would be immune to traffic problems, considering they live in one of the worst places in the entire world for traffic jams. Not a day goes by that there isn’t some kind of horrible traffic monstrosity in LA, and that situation is going to come to a head this weekend. Caltrans, […]
Read »Religious Freedom For Pastafarians
Posted 7/14/2011 7:00 am by Ron HoganFor three years, Niko Alm has been under the care of a psychologist, all because he tried to assert his right to religious freedom. You see, Niko Alm is a Pastafarian, which means he’s a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and wanted to show his devotion to his religion by wearing […]
Read »Campbellites Rejoice, Evil Dead Remake In The Works
Posted 7/14/2011 6:30 am by Stephanie SturgisThe lowest of the low budget films ha,s over time, become a cult classic with a legion of fans. The Evil Dead, starring B-movie hero Bruce Campbell, who may or may not have anything to do with soup, was followed by two sequels and a ton of fan love. There have been video games and […]
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