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California’s Cuss-Free Week

Posted 2/26/2010 10:30 am by

If you have a potty mouth, then I’d avoid California for the first week of March.  That’s when the California State Assembly has declared a Cuss Free Week.  There’s no enforcement, and you can’t go to jail for your dirty mouth (even if you curse at police officers), but lawmakers are trying instead to promote […]

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Cat Burglar Grandma

Posted 2/26/2010 10:00 am by

There are career criminals, and there’s Doris Thompson.  She’s the definition of career burglar.  At age 80, she just got sentenced to state prison for yet another burglary.  This is her ninth time going into state prison, she’s used 27 different aliases, and she’s got a criminal record dating back to 1955.  And when she […]

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Do NOT Park In This Guy’s Space

Posted 2/26/2010 9:30 am by

Given the rash of heavy snowstorms in the northeast and the general lack of off-street parking in a lot of major cities, people have been really overprotective of parking spots.  If you go to all the trouble to shovel out a parking space, you don’t want to let just anybody have it, right?  Of course […]

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Life-Saving Breast Implants

Posted 2/26/2010 9:00 am by

When Lydia Carranza got her breast implants, she probably did it for cosmetic reasons.  After all, it’s not like breast implants can stop bullets, right?  Well, normally they can’t, but Lydia Carranza and her surgeons are thanking her falsies for saving her life.  Ms. Carranza was working in a dental office in Simi Valley, California, […]

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Aquarium Leak Forces Mall Evacuation

Posted 2/26/2010 8:30 am by

Wow, this is not the month to work at Emaar Properties.  Just a few weeks after the company was forced to close down the observation deck of the Burj Khalifa, also known as “the only part that opened on time,” they’re recovering from another smack in the face.  This time, an aquarium leak forced the […]

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Thieves Call Cops During Heist

Posted 2/26/2010 8:00 am by

One of the things about stealing stuff from inside parked cars is that there’s usually a lot of stuff, but not all of it is worth taking.  That’s why 19-year-old Stefanie Vargas and her 13-year-old accomplice spent their time talking about when rummaging through a parked car outside a Daytona Beach, Florida, night club.  Unfortunately […]

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A Big Egg-chievement

Posted 2/26/2010 7:30 am by

A Dutch Welsummer hen by the name of Matilda has shocked her owners, Mark Cornish and Denise Bartram, by laying an egg that is four times the size of a normal egg.  In spite of the fact that in the six months Mark and Denise have raised chickens in their backyard, Matilda has only produced […]

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Man With The World’s Longest Hair Dies

Posted 2/26/2010 7:00 am by

Tran Van Hay, who died at age 79, started growing his hair more than 50 years ago because he’d often feel sick after getting haircuts, according to his wife Nguyen Thi Hoa.  It goes without saying that if something makes you feel sick, you probably shouldn’t do it.  That’s the origin of what is believed […]

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Get Your Tiger Neutered?

Posted 2/26/2010 6:30 am by

One of the few things I agree with PETA on is their drive to spay and neuter pets.  People can be pretty irresponsible with their animals, and there are too many innocent little animals getting euthanasia in shelters for me to approve of most folks owning intact pets.  Of course, some people are irresponsible in […]

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Missing Actor Koenig’s Body Discovered

Posted 2/26/2010 6:00 am by

According to his father Walter, Andrew Koenig’s body was discovered on Thursday.  The actor is believed to have taken his own life.  A group of Koenig’s closest friends in the city invited Walter along on one last sweep of heavily-wooded Stanley Park, where Koenig disappeared, and the 11 of them finally located the Growing Pains […]

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Mongolian UFO Wreckage?

Posted 2/25/2010 10:30 am by

What weighs two tons and randomly falls out of the sky in Mongolia?  That’s what MUFON researchers and some very concerned Mongolians would like to know!  Recently, two objects, one a two-ton hunk and the other a lighter 22-pound hunk, plummeted to earth outside the Mongolian capital of Ulan Bator.  Maybe it’s a jet engine; […]

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Survey Says Smoking Makes You Dumber

Posted 2/25/2010 10:00 am by

If you’ve ever needed another reason to put down your smoking mittens and kick the habit of sucking on flaming butts, here’s another little nudge towards a smoke-free lifestyle.  According to a survey of Israeli military recruits cited in the journal Addiction, those who smoke a pack of cigarettes a day are dumber than non-smokers.  […]

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Rickroll Video Removed Then Restored

Posted 2/25/2010 9:30 am by

Yesterday, the collective heart of the Internet skipped a beat when that old reliable video, Rick Astley singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” that launched a worldwide sensation known as Rickrolling, got taken down by YouTube and parent company Sony/BMG for copyright violations.  However, rest assured that YouTube is never gonna give Rickrolling up.  Calling […]

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Admiral Ackbar, Leader Of The Ole Miss Rebels?

Posted 2/25/2010 9:00 am by

No, Internet, it’s not a trap!  I repeat, NOT a trap.  Since 2003, the University of Mississippi, AKA Ole Miss, has been without a mascot since their previous mascot, a Confederate by the name of Colonel Reb, was retired due to his plantation-owner manner of dress being potentially offensive.  Since then, the Ole Miss Rebels […]

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World Record Snuggie Night

Posted 2/25/2010 8:30 am by

Want to be part of a world record?  Sure, we all do!  That’s why you should head up to Cleveland, Ohio, on March 5.  If you’re lucky enough to be one of the 20,562 fans crowding into KeyBank Arena, not only will you get to see the best basketball player in the world do his […]

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Smelly Urine Needed For Theme Park Attraction

Posted 2/25/2010 8:00 am by

If you want to find yourself living in immortality forever, or at least for a few weeks, then I suggest you head to Thorpe Park in Chertsey, Surrey in the UK.  Why?  Well, if you drink enough coffee and eat enough asparagus, then you just might earn your place alongside burning hair and rotting meat […]

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Dirty Dancing Teachers Land School In Hot Water

Posted 2/25/2010 7:30 am by

Two teachers, when asked to perform at a high school pep rally, took things from the gym to the strip club with their routine.  Chrystie Fitchner, a physical education teacher, and an unnamed male teacher performed a little routine students dubbed Two Teachers, One Chair, which featured Fitchner receiving a lap dance from a male […]

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Lingerie Model, Drug Kingpin, What Can’t She Do?

Posted 2/25/2010 7:00 am by

In 2000, Angie Sanselmente Valencia was crowned as Colombia’s “Queen of Coffee.”  Since then she’s been a runway model specializing in lingerie.  Oh yeah, in her spare time?  She’s also built one of the largest drug empires in the world, according to international authorities who have issued a warrant for her arrest.  Last year, at […]

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Entire School Staff Fired For Lack Of Performance

Posted 2/25/2010 6:30 am by

When faced with a struggling school, Central Falls School District superintendent France Gallo had two choices:  she could stay the course and keep working with the existing staff, or she could do something radical.  She chose to follow Department of Education guidelines and switched from the transformation model to the turnaround model.  That means she […]

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SeaWorld Trainer Killed By Whale

Posted 2/25/2010 6:00 am by

One minute, Dawn Brancheau, a 40-year-old trainer at SeaWorld Orlando was walking around the outside of the tank, explaining facts about whales to a rapt audience.  The next, she was being thrashed from side to side violently by a whale called Telly, short for Tilikum.  Given the whale is 13,500 pounds, there wasn’t much that […]

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Anti-Tax Snowman Protest

Posted 2/24/2010 11:30 am by

Now, normally I’m not a big fan of protests as they never really seem to do much good but you have to give the folks at Common Sense in Government some major props for their creativity.  To protest Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm’s plan to extend and raise sales taxes in an attempt to cover a […]

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Bullet-Resistant Pot Belly

Posted 2/24/2010 11:00 am by

Talk about the wrong place at the wrong time!  A Florida woman named Samantha Lynn Frazier just wanted to take part in that famous Atlantic City night life.  She headed out to Herman’s Place.  As she walked in, she heard two pops and felt some pain.  When she reached a hand down to her side, […]

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Digital Dumping Is The Future Of Heartbreak

Posted 2/24/2010 10:30 am by

There’s nothing harder than breaking up with someone.  Even if you want to end the relationship, it’s a tough thing to do to someone.  That’s why the Dear John letter was invented back in WWII, and why digital dumping is on the rise.  According to a survey from dating website DateTheUK, while face-to-face breakups still […]

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Polka Party Producer Arrested For Bootleg Polka DVDs

Posted 2/24/2010 10:00 am by

Sometimes you have to wonder if the police have too much free time.  That’s all I can ask after finding out that Warren, Michgan police arrested a 71-year-old cable television producer for selling bootlegged polka DVDs.  Fred DeChausse, the producer of Polka Party on the local cable access channel, has been accused of using public […]

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Horse-Powered Van Involved In DUI

Posted 2/24/2010 9:30 am by

When farmer Leszek Stepien’s faithful truck gave out on him, he came up with a brilliant plan to get it to the repair shop.  To avoid the cost of a tow, he decided to hook his farm horse up to the van with chains and have the horse pull the van to the garage!  Great […]

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Sexy Puppet Bus Ad Banned

Posted 2/24/2010 9:00 am by

If you’re a puppet in Colorado Springs, Colorado, you’d better cover up your decolletage.  If you don’t, you might find yourself banned from putting ads on the sides of bus shelters.  That’s what happened to the touring production of Broadway hit and Tony-winning Avenue Q, a naughty puppet show/musical hybrid.  The show’s racy ad has […]

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Florida Announces Python Hunting Permits For Sale

Posted 2/24/2010 8:30 am by

Do you have $26 dollars?  Are you a hunter looking to kill things on state land in Florida?  Well, my friend, do I have a deal for you!  The Florida Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has announced that they’re organizing a special hunt for invasive species like pythons, anacondas, and monitor lizards which are […]

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Frozen Animal Head Found In Green Beans

Posted 2/24/2010 8:00 am by

All Ernestine Jamison wanted to do was make a nutritious meal.  It was nutritious, all right; when she tore open her bag of Pictsweet green beans and poured the contents into a bowl, she found a little more than green beany goodness in her bag.  The frozen vegetables also contained the frozen head of an […]

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A Funeral For A Whale

Posted 2/24/2010 7:30 am by

In the Vietnamese culture, whales are sacred, beloved animals.  Whales are honored with the title ngai, which is used for kings and leaders, because whales are believed to be good luck and safety to people who see them, especially fishermen.  That’s why a group of 10 fishing boats spent a day hauling the 15-ton, 52-foot-long […]

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Wardrobe Mockery Gets ESPN Staple Banned

Posted 2/24/2010 7:00 am by

During his radio show, in the process of making some jokes, Tony Kornheiser, the cohost of Pardon The Interruption and former analyst on Monday Night Football, made a couple cracks about some of his fellow ESPN characters.  He discussed SportsCenter anchor Hannah Storm’s penchant for dressing like Britney Spears (red patent leather go-go boots, short […]

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