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February 2012

• Paul Pierce Passes Larry Bird In Career Scoring
• Thief Turns Stolen Phone Full Of Child Porn Over To Police
• Pakistanis Reel In Giant Whaleshark
• California's Anti-Gay Marriage Constitutional Amendment Declared Unconstitutional
• Bristle Up For The Mustache Film Festival
• Super Bowl XLVI: The Most Watched Show Ever
• Happy 200th Birthday Charles Dickens
• Queen Elizabeth's Diamond Jubilee
• Giants Top Patriots 21-17 To Claim Super Bowl 46 Crown
• Free Pizza And Pepsi Thanks To Super Bowl Coin Flip
• Josh Powell Intentionally Blows Up Himself, Two Children
• Madonna Dazzles, MIA Flips The Bird
• The History Of The Super Bowl
• The Divorce Hotel
• Verisign Admits To Hacker Attacks
• Superprawn Fished Up In New Zealand
• Millionaire Adopts His Girlfriend
• Peyton Manning Cleared To Return To Football, But Will He?
• Josh Hamilton's Sad Relapse
• Pfizer Recalls 1 Million Packs Of Birth Control
• Toothless Robber Knocked Over Bank For Dentures
• Soul Train Creator Don Cornelius Dead At 75
• Ali Trainer Angelo Dundee Dies At 90
• X-Factor Host, Judges Axed
• Sloth-Loving Kristen Bell's Adorable Birthday Tears

January 2012

• Pythons And Anacondas Own The Everglades
• Facebook's IPO May Be The World's Largest
• Colbert's Million-Dollar Super PAC
• Blake Griffin Is Going To Dunk Someone's Face Off
• Beyonce Gets College Course
• School District Bans Ugg Boots
• Djokovic Outlasts Nadal To Win Third Australian Open
• Canadian High Schoolers Send A Lego Astronaut Into Space
• 35.5 Pounds Of Cocaine Delivered To The UN
• Twitter To Censor Tweets By Country
• Google+ Opens Up To Teens
• "Wheel Of Fortune" Was A Lot More Fun In The 80's
• $200 Fine For Stealing $0.79 Doughnut
• Solar Storm Forces Delta, United To Change Flight Patterns
• J.C. Penney's Slashing Prices Permanently
• Earth Hit By Largest Solar Radiation Storm Since 2003
• Highlights From Last Night's State Of The Union
• Demi Moore Seeking Treatment For "Exhaustion" And "Stress"
• Magic Mushrooms Fight Depression In The Brain
• Starbucks To Begin Selling Alcohol In Atlanta and Southern California
• Disney To Allow Facial Hair For Employees
• Senator Rand Paul Detained By The TSA In Nashville
• Oregon Ducks Coach Chip Kelly Angling Towards NFL Job
• Russia, NASA Planning A Manned Lunar Colony
• Felicity Aston Is The First Woman To Cross Antarctica Solo
• Seal, Heidi Klum To Divorce
• Super Bowl XLVI Matchup Set: Giants/Patriots II
• Vanity License Plate Leads Police To Bank Robber
• Joe Paterno Has Died
• Dutch Teen Sets Unofficial Record For Sailing Around The Globe
• New 2012 Super Bowl Commercials Released
• Thief Can't Make Getaway After Losing Car Keys During Robbery
• Skiier Sarah Burke Passes Away Due To Injuries from Crash
• Newt Gingrich And The Open Marriage
• Terrell Owens Returns To (Indoor) Football
• Anonymous Fights Back After Department of Justice Shutters Megaupload
• Body Parts Found Scattered Near Hollywood Sign
• Kodak Files For Bankruptcy
• Yu Darvish Is Coming To America
• Peyton Manning To Retire From Football?
• Madame Tussaud's Wax Museums Celebrated 250th Birthday
• George Lucas To Retire From Blockbuster Movies
• Louisiana Parish Looking To Ban Pajamas In Public
• Yahoo Founder Jerry Yang Leaves Company
• SOPA/PIPA And The Internet Blackout
• Wearing Headphones May Get You Killed
• Burger King Tests Delivery Service
• 3500-Year-Old Tree Burned Down
• The 2012 Golden Globes Results Are In
• The iPad 3 Is Coming In March
• Gene Hackman Probably Shouldn't Be Bicycling Anytime Soon
• Sales Of Crocs Top $1 Billion
• Natalee Holloway Declared Dead
• Stephen Colbert's Prank Super PAC Becomes Possible Prank Presidency
• Is Khloe Not A Kardashian?
• 300 Foxconn Workers Threaten Mass Suicide
• Pakistan To Blow Up, Bulldoze Osama Bin Laden's House
• Hostess Files For Bankruptcy
• Twitter Used To Track Contagion Outbreaks
• Fun Stop Motion Video Promotes Book Store
• National Geographic's Photos Of The Year For 2011
• Barry Larkin Is 2012's Only Baseball Hall Of Fame Class Member
• Coachella 2012 Lineup Released
• Alabama Tops LSU To Win All-SEC National Championship Game
• Ford's 100 MPG Fusion Hybrid
• British Airways Pilots Nearly Pass Out In The Cockpit
• Tebowmania Runs Wild On Pittsburgh
• Blue Ivy, The Best Bad Celebrity Baby Name Yet
• Notre Dame's Rudy Caught In Stock Fraud
• 44 Pounds Of Gold Ingots Found On Paris Train Go Unclaimed
• Casey Anthony Records A Video Diary?
• Brain Function Starts To Decline At 45
• Tiger's Ex Wife Demolishes $12-Million-Dollar Mansion
• The $735,000 Bluefin Tuna
• Texas 8th Grader Shot By Police Over Air Pistol
• File Sharing Becomes Official Swedish Religion
• Cop Writes Woman Speeding Ticket, Then Asks Her Out
• West Virginia Sets BCS Bowl Scoring Record
• Peter Frampton Reunited With Lost Guitar After 31 Years
• Canadian Uses iPad As Passport
• Mitt Romney Wins Iowa
• Fencer Who Played Darth Vader In Light Saber Scenes Dies
• Freak Foam Storm Strikes UK
• Kids and Stickers Create Colorful Art Installation
• 2012's First Meteor Shower Is Wednesday Morning
• Versus To Become NBC Sports Network
• Occupy The Rose Bowl Parade
• Russell Brand's $20 Million Divorce Payday
• Rupert Murdoch Joins Twitter, Immediately Puts Foot In Mouth
• National Park Shut Down After Park Ranger Shot And Killed
• Time Warner Cable Drops MSG Networks
• Two Sets Of Twins Born In Different Years
• The NFL Draft Order And Playoff Schedule Take Shape
• Lucky Foods For New Year's Day
• Tuba Thieves Raid LA High School Bands
• Engagement Ring Lost In Toilet Found 36 Years Later

December 2011

• 226 Movies of 2011 In Montage Form
• Kelly Clarkson Gets A Sales Boost Thanks To Ron Paul
• Verizon Backs Down On $2 Fee
• Verizon To Charge Customers For Paying Their Bills
• An Adorkable Duet With Zooey And Joe
• Apples Fall From Sky In England
• Rare Asian Crane Ends Up In Tennessee
• Pac-12 And Big Ten Announce Conference Team-Up
• 2011's Biggest Movie Flop Is Mars Needs Moms
• A Brand-New Calendar System
• Dump Go Daddy Day
• Drew Brees Breaks Dan Marino's Single Season Passing Record
• David Lee Roth Is Back With Van Halen For Tour, Album
• Who Owns Your Twitter Posts?
• 15-Year-Old Climbs Highest Peaks On All 7 Continents
• Rocky Road Stops Traffic In Indiana
• Ridley Scott's "Promethius" Gets A Trailer
• Google Maps Has No Walking Directions To Mordor
• American Idol Runner-Up David Archuleta To Go On Mission Trip
• The Hobbit: An Unexpected Trailer
• AT&T Drops T-Mobile Bid
• Up To 41 Percent Of American Youth Arrested By 23
• The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Appears
• Saudi Prince Buys $300 Million Worth Of Twitter
• The iPad 3 Is Coming
• Kim Jong-Il, North Korea's Supreme Leader, Dead At 69
• Brain Eating Amoeba Kills Two Due To Improper Neti Pot Use
• Anonymous Donors Pay Off K-Mart Layaways
• Netflix Reveals Its 10 Most Rented Movies Ever
• Zynga To Raise $1 Billion On The Stock Market
• Howard Stern Joins America's Got Talent
• Chicago Bears WR Sam Hurd Is Scarface
• Baby Seal Sneaks Into New Zealand Home, Naps On Couch
• The Expendables 2 Gets An Epic Trailer!
• Texas Middle School Students Shot By Hunters
• Ham Fighters Accept US Offer For Pitching Ace Yu Darvish
• US Military Ends Iraq War Mission
• Woman Killed By Malfunctioning Elevator
• Thousands Of Birds Crash Land In Utah
• Government Agency Recommends National Cell Phone Ban
• 11 Offbeat December Holidays
• Matisyahu Abandons His Beard
• Dancing In Public - Football And Mall Versions
• Alabama Politician Secretly Donates Sperm To Lesbians In New Zealand
• New FCC Regulation Will Quiet Super Loud Commercials
• NMA's Take On Elf On The Shelf: Best Video Ever?
• Search For The God Particle
• GI Joe: Retaliation Trailer Released
• Modern Warfare 3 Becomes A Billion-Dollar Video Game
• NL MVP Ryan Braun Busted For Performance-Enhancing Drugs
• Lost Doctor Who Episodes Discovered
• Lamar Odom Traded From LA To Dallas
• Google Doodle Honors Bob Noyce, Inventor Of The Microchip
• Shoplifter Uses Christmas Ornament To Stab Victim In Getaway
• NASA Missing Hundreds Of Moon Rocks
• Michelle Duggar Suffers Miscarriage
• Two Dead In Virginia Tech Shooting
• The NBA Rejects Chris Paul Trade
• Pujols Inks Blockbuster Deal With Angels
• Memphis Zoo Debuts Baby Komodo Dragon
• Mythbusters Mistake Sends Cannonball Through Home
• The Ultimate Florida Fan Wants To Change Her Child's Name
• Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Cover Leaked
• Meet The Three Stooges!
• The Big East Adds Football Firepower, All Sports Filler
• Now You Can Own A Piece Of An NFL Team
• Alec Baldwin Kicked Off Of Flight Over Words With Friends
• A Possible New Earth Discovered
• The NHL Approves Dramatic Realignment
• "Cabin In The Woods" Trailer Appears
• The World's Most Expensive Car Wreck
• Madonna To Perform At Super Bowl XLVI Halftime Show
• Tiger Woods Wins First Golf Tournament In Two Years
• An All-SEC National Title Game And The Complete 2011-12 Bowl Schedule
• TV Anchor Breaks News That Santa Doesn't Exist
• Dog Shoots Hunter In Buttocks
• Two New Elements To Be Added To The Periodic Table
• Chrome Now More Popular Than Firefox
• YouTube Gets A New Look And New Channels
• San Francisco McDonald's Bypass Happy Meal Toy Ban
• Action Comics No. 1 Sells For $2.16 Million
• "Secret Santa" Donates Dozens Of $100 Bills To Random Folks
• First Look: Daniel Day-Lewis As Abraham Lincoln
• The 2012 Grammy Nominations Are In!
• Strippers Pose As Paralegals At Miami Prison

November 2011

• Heading The Ball Causes Brain Damage
• Jacksonville Jaguars Turn Over New Leaf, Fire Coach and Owner
• Google Maps To Detail Indoor Locations
• EU Bans Claim That Water Fights Dehydration
• The 12 Days Of Christmas Now Costs Over $100K
• Exploding iPhone Combusts On Airplane
• Urban Meyer To Coach At Ohio State
• Starbucks Locks Down Its Toilets In NYC
• Syracuse Fires Assistant Coach Bernie Fine After Third Accuser Steps Forward
• Best Buy's Black Friday Boom
• Warriors Of Goja Bring Bloody Insanity To Indian Talent Show
• Frosty The Snowman Arrested At Christmas Parade
• The History Of The Bendy Straw
• NBA Players And Owners Reach Tentative Labor Agreement
• Black Friday Shopper Uses Pepper Spray In LA
• Weird Video Of An Octopus Walking On Shore
• The Making Of A Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon
• Apple, The Number One PC Vendor?
• Facebook Lowers It To Four Degrees Of Separation
• Ryan Braun Takes Home The NL MVP
• Fake Doctor Injects Cement To Increase Woman's Butt Size
• Kohl's Has The Worst Black Friday Ad Ever
• Black Friday Becoming Black Thanksgiving?
• Justin Verlander Becomes First Pitcher To Win MVP Since 1992
• Sidney Crosby Returns To Hockey Tonight
• Mila Kunis Hits The Marine Corps Ball
• Breaking Dawn Part 1 Breaks Box Office Records
• David Beckham, LA Galaxy Score MLS Cup Win
• AP Fooled By Christopher Walken Impersonator
• Young Football Fans In Tears Over Losses
• Joe Paterno Diagnosed With Lung Cancer
• Scientists Determine Sexiest Dance Moves For Men
• Worst Life Magazine Covers Ever
• Oklahoma State Women's Basketball Coaches Killed In Plane Crash
• Syracuse Basketball Assistant Coach Accused Of Sexual Abuse
• Houston Astros Move To The American League, Baseball Playoffs Expand
• LAPD To Reopen Natalie Wood Investigation
• Demi Moore Ends Marriage To Ashton Kutcher
• Tim Tebow Runs, Passes, And Beats The New York Jets
• Pet Hippo Mauls Owner To Death
• Third Time's A Charm: Ricky Gervais To Host Golden Globes
• Sinatra Sings While Occupy Wall Street Gets Busted
• Salvation Army Now Taking Digital Donations
• NASA Taking Applications For Astronauts
• Facebook Under Coordinated Spam Attack
• Mariah Yeater Drops Bieber Paternity Suit
• Duke Coach Mike Krzyzewski Becomes NCAA Men's Basketball Wins Kingpin
• Football Coach Blames Loss On Modern Warfare 3 Video Game
• Diaspora Founder Ilya Zhitomirskiy Dead At 22
• Paterno's Name Removed From Big 10 Trophy
• The Trailer For "The Hunger Games" Is Here!
• Justin Timberlake Keeps His Date To Marine Corps Ball
• MLB's Wilson Ramos Rescued From Kidnappers In Venezuela
• WWII Vet Receives Lost Letters To Home
• Photo Sets New Auction Record At $4.3 Million
• The Florida Marlins Have Moved To Miami
• 35 Million Accounts Compromised After Steam Hacking
• The Cost Of A Thanksgiving Dinner Is Up 13 Percent
• "Snow White And The Huntsman" Trailer Debuts
• Free Food And Discounts For Military Vets On Veterans Day
• Billy Crystal Takes Over As Oscars Host
• MLB Catcher Wilson Ramos Kidnapped In Venezeula
• The World's Largest Crocodile
• "Family Circus" Creator Bil Keane Dead At 89
• Brett Ratner And Eddie Murphy Quit Oscars
• Joe Paterno Fired, Effective Immediately
• The Christmas Tree Tax
• Grave Robber Uses Corpses To Make Life-Sized Dolls
• Joe Paterno: Final Season At Penn State?
• "19 Kids And Counting" To Get New Title
• Mississippi Personhood Amendment Fails
• Good Samaritan's Life Saved Minutes After Good Deed
• NASA Nabs Grandma In Moon Rock Sting At Denny's
• Look For Lindsay Lohan's Centerfold In January/February 2012
• Smokin' Joe Frazier Passes Away
• Barnes and Noble Launches Upgraded Nook Tablet
• Daddy Depression Rubs Off On Children
• Orphan Turned Wannabe Nun Turned Miss World
• Former Penn State Assistant Coach Faces Molestation Charges
• Course Record Set At NYC Marathon
• The Devil Found In Church Fresco
• John Brown University's Toilet Paper Tradition
• TV Curmudgeon Andy Rooney Dies
• Dippin' Dots Files For Bankruptcy
• Family Claims Ghosts Have Sex In Their Home
• Groupon's IPO Value: $20 A Share
• GWAR Guitarist Found Dead On Tour Bus
• Google Does A Barrel Roll
• Modern Warfare 3 Tournaments At Walmart
• Reality TV Show Good Guy Ethan Zohn's Cancer Returns
• One Powerball Ticket Wins $245 Million
• "21 Jump Street" Gets A Red-Band Trailer
• Jack The Ripper's Stabbing Knife Discovered?
• Former NASCAR Driver Jeremy Mayfield Caught With Meth, Stolen Goods
• Grand Theft Auto 5 Gets An Awesome Trailer
• Justin Bieber, Bieby-Daddy?
• Bank of America Scraps $5 Debit Card Fee
• Amazon Launches Black Friday Website
• US Army Soldier Arrested For Espionage
• Zooey Deschanel, Ben Gibbard Split
• Gadhafi's New York Florist Pen Pal
• Daughters Switched At Birth Win Families Cash Pay-Out
• Neanderthal DNA Found In Modern Siberians
• Kim Kardashian Files For Unsurprising Divorce
• China Puts A Rocket Into Space
• Domino's Managers Arrested For Arson At Papa John's

October 2011

• Cardinals Manager Tony La Russa Retires As Champ
• Space To Be Torn Apart By Lasers
• Amazing Creepy Cake Creations
• Haunted House Freakout Photos
• Deer Found Inside Burmese Python Captured In Florida
• Athletes In Costumes
• Comeback Cardinals Win Franchise's 11th World Series
• Cardinals Rally Three Times To Force World Series Game 7
• Houston Quarterback Case Keenum Breaks Career TD Record
• NCAA Ushers In New Standards, Free Money For College Athletes
• The Girl With The Fashionable Tattoo
• The Search For The Perfect Bobbing Apple
• Nintendo Wii U To Launch After March 2012
• Beavis And Butt-Head Returns On MTV
• Creepy, Crazy Candy For Halloween
• GPS Shoes Alert Families To Wandering Alzheimer's Patients
• Obama Sets New Rules For Student Loans
• Man Saws Parking Meter In Half
• Blackbeard's Cannon Recovered From The Sea
• Amy Winehouse's Death Ruled Accidental Alcohol Poisoning
• Giant Lego Man Washes Up In Florida
• "The Walking Dead" Renewed For Season 3
• Scientists Break 18th Century Secret Code
• West Virginia To Join Big 12
• US Dismantles Its Most Powerful Nuclear Bomb
• Police Use Tear Gas On Occupy Oakland Protest
• Massive Aurora Borealis Visible Across The US
• An Epic Halloween Light Show
• The McRib Goes Nationwide
• Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy
• Google, Microsoft Preparing For Yahoo Bids
• BMW Looking To "Plump My Ride"
• Paranormal Activity 3 Breaks Box Office Records
• New Orleans Saints Tie NFL Record With 62-7 Rout Of Colts
• Blizzard Announces Mists Of Pandaria Expansion
• San Francisco Rocked By Earthquakes 22 Years After Loma Prieta
• Lions Running Back Jerome Harrison Diagnosed With Brain Tumor
• Former Libyan Tyrant Moammar Gadhafi Is Reported Dead
• Couple Married 72 Years Die Holding Hands
• Navajo Nation Defeats American Apparel
• St. Louis Tops Texas In Game 1 Of The World Series
• The Animals Of Zanesville Are Mostly Caught
• New Lytro Camera Lets You Focus After Taking Photo
• Stamp Prices Are Being Raised Again
• Town Closed After Exotic Animals Escape From Private Zoo
• PlayStation Vita To Be Released On February 22
• Actress Sues Amazon, IMDB Over Revealing Her Real Age
• Carson Palmer Becomes A Raider
• Another Massive Satellite Heading Towards Earth
• Virgin Galactic Moves Into Spaceport America
• Mountain West To Merge With Conference USA
• The Zombie Preparedness Center (AKA Westlake Hardware)
• Sesame Street's YouTube Site Hacked, Loaded With Porn
• Cornel West Arrested On Supreme Court Steps
• Samsung Moves To Block iPhone 4S Sales
• BlackBerry Offers Free Apps To Outage Victims
• Coach Fight! Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz Get Physical
• IndyCar Driver Dan Wheldon Killed In 15-Car Wreck
• Family's Google Search For 'Ways To Kill' Results In Convictions
• '86 Ball Buckner Booted Available For A Million Bucks
• Nearly Half A Billion Dollars In Pot Confiscated In Tennessee
• Meet The Geep, A Goat/Sheep Hybrid
• Antelope Crashes Into Bicyclist
• The One-Eyed Monster Shark
• Steve Wozniak First In Line For An iPhone 4S
• Man Goes Shark Surfing
• Betty White Busts A Move, Raps "I'm Still Hot"
• Family Lost In Corn Maze Calls 911
• BlackBerry Hit By Worldwide Outages
• Google Engineer Calls Google+ A "Complete Failure"
• Apple iOS Upgrades Tend To Be Problematic
• Zynga Debuts New Titles, New Web Services
• Starting QB Dismissed from South Carolina Football Team
• Space Shuttle Endeavour Given To LA Museum
• Zombies Injured On "Resident Evil" Set
• The Avengers Trailer Goes Live
• Netflix Drops Plan To Add Qwikster Site
• Marathon Mom Gives Birth Just Hours After Finishing 26.2 Miles
• Citizen Superhero Phoenix Jones Arrested
• Joe The Plumber Files For Congress
• NBA Cancels First Two Weeks Of Regular Season
• Golfing With Sharks
• Former Weezer Bass Player Mikey Welch Dead At 40
• California Bans Tanning Beds For Teens
• Is It Tebow Time For The Denver Broncos?
• Burglar Butt Dials 911 While Committing Crime
• Amish Arrested For Cutting Beards, Hair Of Rivals
• Oakland Raiders Boss Al Davis Dead At 82
• US Military Drones Infected With Computer Virus
• The Simpsons Get Renewed
• "Land Down Under" Stole Its Flute Riff
• Gorillas And Ducklings Are Friends
• India's $25 Tablet PC
• Android Flashed Onto HP TouchPad
• Actor Charles Napier Dead At 75
• Goodbye, Steve Jobs
• Hot Chilli Curry Contest Sends Runner-up To Hospital
• Smuggler Nabbed With 12 Hummingbirds In His Pants
• The Mississippi Chupacabra
• Apple Launches iPhone 4S, Not iPhone 5
• Arab Bloggers Nominated For Nobel Prize?
• Pink Pepsi Launches In Japan
• The Simpsons: Facing The Axe After Salary Dispute?
• Dissolving Nobel Gold Medals To Hide Them From Nazis
• Plane Crashes Into Ferris Wheel
• Dead Whale Found In Field 800 Yards From Shore

September 2011

• Parrots Give Chicks Names That Stick For Life
• Police Chief Has His Wife Ticketed
• $10 Million Bank Error Leads To Arrest
• Holly Madison's $1 Million Dollar Breast Insurance
• Bank Of America To Charge $5 Per Month For Debit Cards
• Thieves Steal Woman's Driveway
• Meet The Amazon Kindle Fire
• The Rare Fried Egg Star
• Red Sox, Braves Complete Epic Collapses
• Red Tide Creates Glowing Waves Near San Diego
• Toe Sucking Fairy Arrested
• Ice Cream Mascot That Looks Like KKK Member Scares Customers
• Jousting Narwhals
• Drag Queen Gang Caught Shoplifting Boas And Butt Pads
• Toe-Sucking Bandit Strikes In Arkansas
• Massive Satellite To Crash To Earth Today
• Texas Eliminates Death Row's Last Meal Tradition
• Particles Break The Speed Of Light, Upturn Physics
• Dinosaur Feathers Trapped In Amber
• TSA Pokes Enormous Afro In Search For Explosives
• Thief Identified By His Bright Blue Eyes
• "Back To The Future" Redubbed By One Man
• Italian Parents Sue To Evict 41-Year-Old Son
• R.E.M. Is Done After 31 Years
• Denver Duo Take Dead Pal For Night Out On Town
• Google+ Now Open To Anyone
• Mom With Two Uteruses Has Two Babies
• Ron Artest, AKA Metta World Peace, Out On DWTS
• Nicholas Cage's Civil War Twin
• Mariano Rivera Saves Game 602, Becomes All-Time Saves King
• Netflix To Split And Form Qwikster
• Giant, House-Eating Snails Invade Miami
• Fox Planning All Simpsons Channel?
• Redhead Sperm Donors Need Not Apply
• The Unstoppable Cam Newton Breaks Rookie Passing Mark
• The Winners, The Losers, The Emmys 2011-Style
• The Nazca Lines Of The Middle East
• Ten New Weird Guinness World Records For 2012
• First Pictures Of Johnny Depp As Barnabas Collins In Dark Shadows
• New Species Of Dolphin Discovered
• Australian Passports Add Third Gender
• Parker and Stone Planning 'Book of Mormon' Movie
• Missoni Debut Crashes Target Website
• Be A Troll, Go To Jail
• Women Remember A Deep Voice
• Bunnies Soar At Rabbit Jumping Contest
• Man Eats Raw Meat In Walmart
• How Halloween Played In 1978
• SpongeBob SquarePants Makes Kids Dumber?
• A Night Of Records: Oakland's 63-Yard Field Goal And New England's 99-Yard TD Pass
• Meet Miss Universe 2011, Angola's Leila Lopes
• Amazon To Create Netflix For Books?
• Serena Williams Melts Down In US Open Finals Loss
• Cam Newton Breaks Rookie Record, Still Loses
• "Spartacus" Star Andy Whitfield Dead At 39
• Robert E. Lee Tintype Auction Nets $23,001 for Goodwill
• New York Jet Tells Fans To Cheer, Not Tweet
• The Rescue Dogs of 9/11
• Five Million People Without Power, Including Most Of San Diego
• Chinese Theme Park Debuts Angry Birds Attraction
• Peyton Manning Has Neck Surgery Again
• High Tech Ghost Town Being Built In New Mexico
• Law Students Need Lesson In How To Open Lockers
• Dancing Cop Becomes Carnival Sensation
• Eat Ben & Jerry's Schweddy Balls
• Reese Witherspoon Hit By A Car
• Gumby Tries To Rob Convenience Store
• Drunken Elk Rescued From Tree
• Eddie Murphy To Host The 84th Academy Awards
• Dog With The World's Longest Ears
• Carol Bartz Fired By Yahoo
• Ben H. Winters' Bedbugs
• Stem Cell Zoo May Save Hundreds Of Species
• University Of Maryland: Ugliest. Uniforms. Ever.
• Happy Labor Day From PopFi!
• Peyton Manning: Out For The Season?
• Google's International Tribute To Freddie Mercury
• The History Of Fake Vomit
• McCourt Receives Bid For Dodgers With Chinese Ties
• Woman Punches Bear To Save Dachshund
• Marilyn Manson And Shia LaBeouf: Born Villain
• Starz And Netflix Are Breaking Up
• French Perfume Smells Like Semen, Cigarettes, And Carrots
• Domino's Pizza To Expand To The Moon
• Logger Cuts Off His Own Toes After Trailer Falls On Foot
• Apple Employee Loses iPhone 5 Prototype At A Bar
• Texas A&M Is Heading To The SEC (Probably)
• World's Heaviest Mother Starts A Diet
• J.C. Penney Pulls Controversial 'Too Pretty To Do Homework" T-Shirt
• Eleventh Human Foot Found On Pacific Northwest Shore

August 2011

• Woman Tries To Get Pot Back From Police
• Anonymous Buyer Wants Kardashian Sex Tape To Disappear
• The Punishments Begin: 8 Miami Players Suspended
• HP TouchPad Gets One Last Encore
• Facebook Paying Out Security Bounty For Bug Killers
• Drugged Out Parents Arrested At Chuck E. Cheese
• Subtitle Glasses Give Hope To Deaf Movie Fans
• Man Stabs Himself In The Eye With Pruning Shears
• Canadian Family Hunted By Moose
• New York Town Washed Away By Irene
• Dancing With The Stars Season 13 Cast Revealed
• 'Clown' Golfer Arrested For DWI On Golf Cart
• Ex-NBA Player Wanted For Murder
• Beyonce's Pregnancy, Lady Gaga's Alter-Ego Dominate VMAs
• Erotic Dancing Forces Airplane To Make Emergency Landing
• Reporter Covered In Raw Sewage While Covering Hurricane
• Hurricane Irene Brings Out The Crazies
• The Rum Diary Trailer Released, Looks Awesome
• Man Intentionally Sticks Hand Into Liquid Nitrogen
• Gigantic Rat Killed In New York City
• Doctors Flee Fire During Surgery, Leave Patient To Suffocate
• The Planet Made Of Diamonds
• Australian Military Hires Translators To Read Missile Instructions
• New York Yankees Hit Three Grand Slams In A Game
• 911 Victim's Remains Identified After Nearly 10 Years
• North Carolina Flees Irene; East Coast Prepares
• Mother Faces A Year In Jail For Hot Sauce Punishment
• Steve Jobs Resigns From Apple
• Old Navy T-Shirts Have Grammar Error
• How To Spell Moamar Gaddafi
• Sprint To Get The iPhone, Too?
• Iowa Football Rivals Reject Cy-Hawk Trophy
• 20 Stunning Damage Photos From The East Coast Earthquake
• MLB Player Forced Off Field By Moth In His Ear
• Coach Pat Summitt Diagnosed With Early Onset Dementia
• Spilled Bull Semen Closes Interstate Ramp
• Man Claims Same Parking Spot For 11 Years
• Fugitive Captured Thanks To Mother's Dying Wish
• China Fights Massive New Divorce Culture
• Kate Winslet Flees Fire On Richard Branson's Island Estate
• Terrelle Pryor Becomes An Oakland Raider
• Strangest Triple Play Ever
• MLK Memorial Joins The National Mall
• Ferrari Race Car Auctions For Record $16.4 Million Dollars
• 13-Year-Old Genius Improves Solar Panels
• Couple Fends Off Zombies In Wedding Photos
• The West Memphis 3 Are Free
• The HP TouchPad Liquidation Sale Begins!
• German State Bans Facebook's Like Button
• Barber Shop Closed Due To Animal Sacrifices
• NBA 2K12 Adds 15 Legends
• Retweet, Sexting, and the Oxford English Dictionary
• HP Kills The TouchPad, WebOS
• The West Memphis Three May Finally Get Justice
• Christine O'Donnell Storms Off Piers Morgan
• Brain-Eating Amoeba Blamed For Three Deaths
• Never-Opened Vegas Hotel Doomed To Implosion
• Giant Capybara Spotted In Paso Robles
• Librarians Donate Time To Help Joplin Schools
• Burt Reynolds Faces Foreclosure
• Give Miami University The Death Penalty
• Google Nerds Up For Fermat's 410th Birthday
• Pastor Tased, Mother Stabbed In Church Brawl
• Kate Plus 8 Minus TV Show
• Blimp Crashes In Elderly Woman's Backyard
• Happy 34th Deathiversary, Elvis!
• Jim Thome Joins The 600 Home Run Club
• Thief Steals Wounded War Vet's Prosthetic Hands
• Surfer Statue Captured By Pterodactyl
• A Meteor Shower Seen From Space
• Family On Welfare Moves Into Multi-Million-Dollar Home
• "Once In A Lifetime" Snow Blankets New Zealand
• Indiana Fair To Reopen After Stage Collapse
• Changing T-Shirt Logos Trick Neo-Nazis
• Vintage Patriotic Photos Comprised Of Soldiers
• Olympic Ambassador, Rioter, Chelsea Ives Can Do It All!
• Girl Has Tongue Lengthened To Speak Better Korean
• Not So Crazy Heart: Jeff Bridges To Release Country Album
• Hair-Metal Legend Jani Lane Dead At 47
• DARPA To Test Hypersonic Aircraft
• Fun With Riots: Photoshoplooter
• Body Of Missing Diver Recovered After 17 Years
• Elvis' Partner In The Kiss Is Revealed
• Gordon Ramsay To Hit Vegas With New Restaurant
• LA Approves $1.2 Billion Downtown Football Stadium
• Apple Vs. Exxon For The Title Of Most Valuable Company In The World
• The London Riots: Before And After
• Singer Gavin DeGraw Beaten Up In NYC
• Woman Fails World Record Swim Attempt
• Burj Khalifa Residents Face Longer Ramadan Fasts
• Verizon Hit By Strikes-45,000 Walk Out!
• Woman To Swim From Cuba To Florida
• Rowan Atkinson, AKA Mr. Bean, Injured In Million-Dollar Car Crash
• NFLPA Ratifies 10-Year CBA With NFL Owners
• Superman, Catwoman... It's A DC Movie Hero Round-Up!
• Stock Market Has Worst Day In Two Years
• Dancing Squid For Dinner
• Lego Figures To Boldly Go Where No Figures Have Gone Before
• Holiday World Announces World's Longest Water Coaster
• NFL Star/Actor Bubba Smith Dead At 66
• Girl Rescues Woodpecker, Gets Fined By Wildlife Agent
• Space Shuttle Columbia Debris Litters East Texas
• Meet Miles Morales, The New Ultimate Spider-Man
• Swedish Man Builds Nuclear Reactor... In His Kitchen!
• Making Water Out Of Thin Air
• Gabrielle Giffords Returns To Congress, Votes On Debt Bill
• A New Lead In The Mystery Of DB Cooper
• It's About Time: The Lingerie Basketball League
• Snakes On A Windshield
• Foxconn To Add 1 Million Robots To Workforce
• Diablo III Details Released
• Happy 30th Anniversary, MTV

July 2011

• Whale Does Happy Dance After Rescue From Tangled Nets
• Agatha Christie's Hang-Ten Secret
• Pickpocket Lifts Wallet With Chopsticks
• Col. Sanders: Honoring The Man Behind The Chicken
• Body In Bank Chimney Identified As Man Missing Since 1984
• Visiting A Ventriloquists Convention
• Nintendo Cuts 3DS Price, Gives Current Owners 20 Free Games
• Landmark Nirvana Album Causes Facebook Controversy
• Life-Like Casey Anthony Mask Sells For $999,900
• Alex Trebek Put In Jeopardy By Thief
• Frank Darabont Walks Away from The Walking Dead
• NetFlix Now Streaming AMC's Mad Men
• Goldfish Survive Quake, 134 Days Without Food
• McApples Added To Happy Meal
• New Record Set On Antiques Roadshow
• Concise Professor Wins Annual Bad Writing Contest
• 94-Year-Old Attacked By Kangaroo
• Buy The Dude's Abode (Rug Not Included)
• Hot Bulldog Tries To Drag Kiddie Pool Into House
• First Prehistoric Art Found In Western Hemisphere
• Fake Apple Store So Real It Fools Employees
• NFL, NFLPA Agree To CBA?
• Aussie Wins Tour De France
• Amy Winehouse Found Dead
• Beavis and Butthead Will Return To MTV
• The Never-Ending NFL Lockout
• Frank Miller's "Holy Terror" Is Coming!
• Paranormal Activity 3's Trailer Hits YouTube
• Shark Jumps Into Research Boat
• No Yetis Harmed In Beastie Boys' New Video
• Bioware's Star Wars: The Old Republic MMORPG Available For Pre-Order
• The Amazing Spider-Man Gets A Mediocre Trailer
• Goodbye Google Labs
• Jesus Appears In Walmart Receipt
• "Cash Cab" Kills Pedestrian
• Yappy Chihuahua Fends Off Robbers
• Borders To Go Out Of Business
• Nevada Blocks "GOPALIN" Vanity Plates, Gets Lawsuit
• Marine Asks Betty White To Marine Corps Ball
• Injured Eagle Love Birds Reunited
• Darren Clarke Wins The British Open
• The Walking Dead Season 2 Teaser Trailer Debuts!
• Women's World Cup Final Sets Twitter Records
• Terrible Taxidermy
• Art Created From Office Supplies
• 26-Foot-Tall Statue Of Marilyn Monroe Unveiled
• Baseball Mascot Put In Headlock
• Las Vegas Resort Chock Full Of Legionnaire's Disease
• The Trailer For The Thing Debuts
• Trailer for "The Dark Knight Rises" Leaks—Then Hides Again
• Add Your Voice To The Long Khan
• Los Angeles Prepares for Carmageddon
• Religious Freedom For Pastafarians
• Campbellites Rejoice, Evil Dead Remake In The Works
• Netflix Adjusts Its Pricing, Customers Revolt
• Video From World's Steepest Roller Coaster
• Mila And The Marine: Movie Star Agrees To Blind Date
• Rebecca Black To Release Second Song, Dubbed My Moment
• Diver Snaps First-Ever Photo Of Fish Using Tools
• Free Slurpees From 7/11 on 7/11
• David Beckam and Posh Welcome Daughter, Harper Seven
• Everything's Bigger In Texas, Including A 16-Pound Baby Boy
• US Women's Soccer Team Completes Miraculous Rally
• Ghoulish Cemetery Director Fills Mass Graves
• NASA Launches Final Space Shuttle
• All My Children, One Life To Live, To Become Web Series
• Josh Hamilton Accidentally Kills Texas Rangers Fan
• The World's First Animated Tattoo
• Facebook's Awesome Addition: Skype Video Chat
• Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout With Taylor Lautner
• Adam Sandler To Play Animated Dracula
• Stink Bugs Spoiling Wine, Ruining Paul Giamatti's Day
• Facebook Saves Teenager From Fire
• Al Yankovic Writes Lyrics For Conan's Theme Song
• Jaws Wins Another Hot Dog Eating Contest
• Americans Love Fireworks and Baseball
• Battle of Gettysburg 50th Reunion
• Stephen Colbert Starts Super PAC; Becomes Political Power
• Happy Canada Day!
• The National Basketball Association's Labor Strife Begins

June 2011

• The Rise And Fall Of The Oxford Comma
• Tylenol Recalled Again
• MySpace Sold For $35 Million
• Google+, A Facebook For Adults?
• World Of Warcraft Now Free To Level 20
• Los Alamos National Laboratory Threatened By Wildfires
• Presidential Candidate Confuses Movie Star With Serial Killer
• Star Wars Galaxies To Close On December 15
• "Supernatural" Veteran Joins the Cast of "The Walking Dead"
• Disney/Pixar Unveils Trailer for "Brave," First Heroine for Pixar
• The Easiest Way To Catch A LOT Of Fish
• Billy The Kid's Only Portrait Fetches $2.6 Million
• The 10,000 Year Clock
• Man Hides In Portable Toilet At Yoga Festival
• Kyrie Irving Tops The 2011 NBA Draft
• Peyton And Eli Manning Are "Football Cops"
• Wrong-Way Penguin Ends Up In New Zealand
• The Tesla Roadster Is Selling Out
• Amish Man Arrested For Sexting 12-Year-Old Girl
• Deep Fried Kool Aid? Sign Me Up!
• Steven Spielberg Fired Megan Fox From Transformers
• Weird Al's Alpocalypse Debuts With "Perform This Way"
• Today Is The Longest Day Of The Year
• Meet Alyssa Campanella, Miss USA For 2011
• The Web Is About To Grow
• Vancouver Riots After Stanley Cup Loss
• The 3000-Mile Oil Change Myth
• Lunar Eclipse Tonight
• Macy's Ad Fail: Miami Heat Championship Edition
• The Worried Prairie Dog
• Mavs Topple Heat, Win 2010-11 NBA Title
• The World's Richest Dog, Trouble, Dies
• Google Honors Les Paul, Doodle Style
• Nintendo's Next Console: The Wii U
• Apple Unveils iCloud, Kills MobileMe
• USDA Debuts Food Plate, Replaces Food Pyramid
• Leslie Nielsen's Last Fart Joke
• Spell "Victory"-The 2011 Spelling Bee Winner Is...
• Shaq Retires
• Ricky Rubio Heading To Minnesota
• Cellphones Linked To Cancer Risk
• Lady Gaga Sells 1 Million Copies Of Born This Way

May 2011

• Bronx Man Flips Out Over Two And A Half Men
• Jellyfish Swarms Ruin Florida Vacations
• Memorial Day 2011: Honoring The Fallen
• Google Debuts Google Wallet
• Non-Pitcher Wilson Valdez Throws MLB Game
• Harold Camping Reschedules The Rapture
• The Triumphant Return Of The Muppets
• 2010 Flashbacks: Iceland Volcanic Ash Headed To Britain
• Lando's Blackstar Warrior Trailer
• Sleepy Thief Carries Pickled Sausages
• The CDC's Government-Approved Zombie Survival Tips
• Great Movie Trailer Wedding Proposal
• The Cleveland Cavaliers Win The NBA Draft Lottery
• Live Action Angry Birds
• World's Largest Photo Of A Sports Stadium
• Cool Balloon Animation Commercial For MTV
• Shuttle Snapshot Taken From Plane Goes Viral
• Canadian Town Besieged By Wildfires On All Sides
• "Necomimi" Cat Ears Take "Expressive" Fashion To A New Level
• Library Of Congress Offers Free National Jukebox
• World's Most Expensive Photo Sold
• 14-Pound Giant Baby Born In California
• Is This The End Of Tiger Woods?
• Ashton Kutcher To Join "Two And A Half Men"
• Stealing The Bones Of Santa Claus and Geronimo's Skull
• Google Debuts Acer Chrome OS Laptops
• World To End On May 21?
• "Batman" Arrested For Trespassing
• Google Honors Modern Dance Legend Martha Graham
• What Happens When My Little Pony Meets Watchmen
• Trying Out Flasq, The Canned Wine
• Statue Frustrates Dog Trying To Play Fetch
• Mummified Body Of Former Playmate, B Movie Actress Found
• George Washington's Personal Beer Recipe To Be Brewed
• Soldier Does The Carlton Dance In A Combat Zone
• Twice As Much Food For The Two-Faced Piglet
• Pippa Middleton Offered $5 Million To Do Porn
• Andrew Bynum Tries To Behead JJ Barea
• Porsche Floats To Avoid Flooding
• Momisms For A Happy Mother's Day
• Armadillos Spreading Leprosy
• Lady Gaga Gets Biblical With "Judas"
• Television Photo Bombs
• Helicopter Saves Deer On Ice
• Kentucky Derby 2011 Odds And Post Positions
• Sirius XM Unveils New Post-Merger Channel Lineup
• Indiana Voting Hotline Switched For Phone Sex Line Number
• Professor Gives Last Lecture Via Hospital Teleconference
• Naked Marathon Runner Meets Taser
• "Who Is Osama Bin Laden?"
• Francisco Liriano Throws His First No-Hitter
• Circus Families In Shootout Over Tent Space
• Deacon Offers Holy Advice At The Supermarket
• Deaf Partiers Stabbed After Sign Language Mistaken For Gang Signs
• NMA News Celebrates Bin Laden's Death In Hilarious Fashion
• Twitter User Live Tweets US Raid On Osama bin Laden Mansion

April 2011

• Data The Android Stars In "White And Nerdy"
• Space Shuttle Endeavour's Last Flight Is Today
• Fans Boo Roger Goodell At NFL Draft
• Dashing Dachshunds At the 2011 Weiner Nationals
• Obama Releases Birth Certificate
• Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2 Trailer Released
• Peyton Hillis Named Madden 12 Coverboy
• Man Gets Will and Kate Painted On His Teeth
• The Zombie-Proof Safety House
• White iPhone 4 Out Today?
• SETI Closes Down Its Telescopes
• Karaoke Singer Labeled Racist After Singing Disco Hit
• Oklahoma Loves "Swing Low Sweet Chariot"
• Flavor Flav's Fried Chicken Failure
• Man Eats Rat Poison, Emits Potentially Harmful Gas
• Facebook Launching Daily Deals Program
• New York To Los Angeles Via Taxi
• Teenager Shoots Down LAPD Helicopter
• Computer Glitch Leads To Free Groceries
• Britain's Rules For Air Raid Golf
• Charlie Sheen Down To One Goddess
• Nintendo's Next-Gen Console To Launch At E3
• Wet, Salty Cat Covered In Seaweed Found On Governor's Island
• Dutch Elvis Nut Recreates Graceland
• Mommy Vs. Mommy In Wine-Name Lawsuit
• The Grumpiest Generation
• Bus Runs Over Trophy After Sergio Ramos Dropped It
• Tickling A Penguin
• Weird Al's Parody Of Lady Gaga Released
• Nissan Leaf's 99 MPG Electric Car
• Happy National High Five Day!
• MLB Takes Over The Los Angeles Dodgers
• Man Calmly Videos Tornado As It Strikes
• Porn Company Owns 25 Percent Of All 1-800 Numbers
• Happy 4:20 Day
• Rebecca Black's Celebratory Billboard
• Slasher Movie Body Count Chart
• Peeps Show
• Google To Close Google Video
• Hot New Time-Killing Games: RobinWords
• Movie Cliche Supercuts
• Lowe's Heroes Save Dozens In North Carolina
• Tornado Takes Man's Hamburger
• Music From Everyday Things
• Celebrate Record Store Day On April 15
• Neil Gaiman's Epic "American Gods" To Go To TV
• Burger King's Meat Monster
• Counting Calories? There's An App For That
• Taco Bell's New Doritos Taco Shells
• Glowing Blue Pork
• Science Tattoos
• Dyed In The Wool: Bright Orange Sheep
• Texas Rangers Star Josh Hamilton Breaks Arm, Out 6-8 Weeks
• Cisco Kills The Flip Camcorder
• DARPA's Super Sunglasses For Next-Gen Soldiers
• Turning Plastic Bottles Into Buildings
• Winklevoss Twins Lose Facebook Lawsuit
• Mitt Romney Running For President
• Amazon To Sell Advertising-Supported Kindle For $114
• Google Celebrated 50 Years Of Manned Space Flight
• International "Louie Louie" Day
• Charl Schwartzel, Your 2011 Masters Champion
• France Burqa Ban Goes Into Effect Today
• 7.1 Magnitude Earthquake Rocks Japan
• German Mayor Invents Inverted Bench For Teens
• NY Public Library Seeks 500 Treasure Hunters
• Public Art Asks What You Want To Do Before You Die
• Florida Beach Swarmed By Thousands Of Bristle Worms
• The US Federal Government May Shut Down Tonight
• Iggy Pop On American Idol
• MLB To Hand Out Fly Swatters, Sleeved Blankets and Just Sleeves
• Coming Soon: YouTube TV
• Friday Is The Most Popular Day For Bank Robbery
• New York To Ban Happy Meals
• Insane Downhill Ride Through Chilean Streets
• Creative Bicycle Constructions
• Canned Wine, Sold By The Flasq
• Firefox Names And Shames The 40 Slowest Add-Ons
• The Newest Webcam Sensation: Bald Eagles!
• Cool Base Jumping Video
• 2747 Toothpicks In A Beard
• Dog Rescued From Floating Roof Reunited With Owner
• Iowa Man Undertakes Beer-Only Fast For Lent
• Spider Webs Encase Trees After Pakistani Floods
• A Marriage Made In Legoland
• Simplified Movie Posters
• Bronx Zoo Cobra Captured
• Gmail Motion, Google's April Fools Prank

March 2011

• It's A Snowy White Wedding For Cardinals Fans
• Auburn Tigers Admit To Taking Money From Boosters
• Google Adds +1 To The Internet
• Google Honors Robert Bunsen's 200th Birthday
• Sea Turtle Poops Plastic For A Month
• Little Golden Book Dress
• First Image Of Mercury Captured From Orbit
• Russians Developing A Love For Scottish Whiskey
• Inventor Of Super Glue Dies
• Aircraft Carrier For Sale
• Time's Top 140 Tweeters
• French 'Spider-Man' Climbs The World's Tallest Building
• Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dreadfully Ever After
• Bronx Zoo Loses Cobra
• Fat Ho Burgers Feeds Waco
• Ax-Wielding Man Forces His Mom to Watch Movies
• Baby Dolphin Rescued From Rice Field After Tsunami
• Japanese Team Grows First Sperm In Lab
• Pole Dancing For Jesus
• Buy A Dish, Get A Gun
• Savvy Victim Tracks Down Laptop Thief Online
• Lady Gaga Goes Country With New Version Of 'Born This Way'
• UFOs In The News From Colorado To Iran To Sammy Hagar's Brain
• Divorce Papers Used To Burn Future Ex-Wife's Business
• Man Dragged Through Five-Inch Gap In Machine And Lives
• Giant Bunny Rex Skeleton Found
• Yale Law Library Offers Pet Pooch
• Netflix Signs New Deal With Showtime
• Japanese Aquaman Swims To Save Family
• AT&T To Buy T-Mobile, Become Largest US Cellphone Firm
• Swedish Sausage Too Meaty To Be Legal
• The Flamingo Flop
• A Story In Word Tattoos
• Knitting A Giant Plastic Squid
• Cat Versus Blu-Ray Player
• Tibetan Mastiff Sells For $1.5 Million
• Happy St. Patrick's Day
• The Faceless 50
• Meet Rebecca Black, The Strangest Music Video Star Ever
• Cano Cristales River - A River Of Color
• Japanese Man Rescued From Rooftop Floating In The Ocean
• 500K Units Moved During The iPad 2's Debut Weekend
• Happy Pi Day, Math Nerds
• The Japanese Earthquake/Tsunami: Before And After
• March Madness Begins As NCAA Tournament Lineup Released
• Cheeseburger 911 Call
• Love Of Lasagna Leads To Fugitive's Arrest
• Worst Police Sketches Ever
• Lion Poo Scares Off Pests
• Free Petite Treats For Starbucks' 40th Birthday
• Man Stabs Another Man Mid-Haircut
• Mark Zuckerberg In Doll Form
• Phil Collins To Retire From Music
• NPR CEO Vivian Schiller Forced Out After Anti-Tea Party Remarks
• Julie Taymor Leaves Spider-Man The Musical
• Julianne Moore To Take On Sarah Palin
• The Hair Museum Of Avanos
• I Spy A Median Full Of Money
• Ohio State Coach Jim Tressel Suspended
• Millions Of Dead Fish Wash Up In Redondo Beach
• Tiki Barber To Return To The NFL
• Spider-Man's Debut Sells For $1.1 Million
• Tiger Vs. Lion, The Animal Death Match For The Ages
• Mike Starr, Former Alice In Chains Bassist, Dead At 44
• Bible Pages Used For Rolling Jailhouse Joint
• Playhouses Then and Now
• Blind Artist Creates Incredible Paintings
• Kevin Love Ties Moses Malone's NBA Record For Double-Doubles
• Celebrating The 100th Anniversary Of International Women's Day
• The Happiest Man In America
• The House From Up In Real Life
• HS Basketball Player Dies After Making Game-Winning Shot
• The Face Of Seven Billion People
• Blair River, 575-lb. Heart Attack Grill Spokesman, Dies
• Las Vegas Casino Objects To Gaudy Walgreens Sign
• Spider-Infested Mazdas Recalled
• Eastern Cougar Declared Extinct
• Jimmy Fallon Presents: Charlie Sheen's "Winning" Cologne Ad
• White Sox Catcher A.J. Pierzynski Ticketed In Full Uniform
• Rodney King Gets A Ticket, Avoids A Beating
• Stephen King Tries To Save JFK
• Worst Grocery List Ever
• Sarah White, Stripper Therapist
• BYU Basketball Player Dismissed From The Team Over Premarital Sex
• Blade Runner Rights Acquired By Alcon Entertainment
• Pizza Maker Uses Mice Against The Competition
• Fire Tornado Spotted In Hungary
• The Lingerie Football League Jiggles Towards Legitimacy
• The Bible Gets A Virgin-Less Update
• Tennis Star Serena Williams Suffers Pulmonary Embolism
• Teenage Founders Of "Crimebook" Arrested
• The iPad 2 Has Been Launched
• Paper Cuts = Book Carving
• Watching The Classics With The Stars
• Dog Can Only Eat Standing On His Back Legs
• Rutgers To Allow Men And Women To Share Rooms
• Facebook Used To Organize Gang Violence
• 58 Pounds Of Iguana Meat Confiscated
• Charlie Sheen Joins Twitter
• Charlie Sheen New Yorker Cartoons
• How To Live The Sheen Dream
• Star Wars and Baseball Unite
• Sheen's Pal Alex Jones Rants On The View
• Get A Free Short Stack From IHOP Today!
• Cookie Sales Banned In Front Of Girl Scouts Founder's Home
• 20 Tons Of Mayo Turn Interstate Into Snack
• Danish Yacht Hijacked, Three Teenagers Taken
• Dancing With The Stars 2012 Cast Announced
• Iran Claims London 2012 Olympics Logo Is Zionist Conspiracy
• Jane Russell, Screen Siren, Passes Away
• America's Last WWI Vet, Frank Buckles, Passes Away
• Time Flies With Fly-Eating Clock

February 2011

• Voodoo Ritual Blamed for Brooklyn Fire
• Riffing and Giffing on the Oscars
• Prankster Friends Leave Severed Cow Head On Porch
• Art Museum Billboard Given Painted-On Clothes
• Baby Gaga Breast Milk Ice Cream
• Bicycling Mayor Gets His Wife's Wheels Stolen
• Fox Found Living At The Top Of Europe's Tallest Skyscraper
• Jimmy The Cat Says Thumbs Up
• Google Launches Recipe Viewer
• Every Teacher In Providence, Rhode Island, Fired
• First Trailer For The Hangover Part II Appears
• CBS Pulls Two And A Half Men
• Toyota Recalls 2.1 Million More Vehicles Over Floor Mats
• Great-Grandmother Wins Four Lottery Jackpots Since 2004
• Bologna Lollipops And Other Wonderful Horrors
• Justin Bieber Gives Away His Hair
• Space Shuttle Discovery To Fly For The Last Time
• Eminem Joins YouTube's Billion-View Club
• Wisconson Governor Scott Walker Gets Pranked
• "Deadliest Catch" Boat Crew Member Found Dead
• NBA Trade Frenzy Erupts
• Zombie Jerky Staggers Through USDA Review And Into Your Stomach
• Is Spider Venom Better Than Viagra?
• Angry Birds In Cake Form
• Amazon Prime Adds Streaming Movies And TV
• Does All Weird Meat Taste Like Chicken?
• Cat Purrs At 92 Decibels, Same As A Hair Dryer
• Japanese Man Deep Fries PSP
• Healthier School Lunches Aren't Popular
• Uber Boober Beer Tasty As Mother's Milk?
• Apple's Advantage In The Tablet Computer World
• Facebook Photo Gets Sextuplets Onto Oprah Show
• "Fan Cut" Of Justin Bieber Movie To Hit Theaters
• Carmelo Anthony Traded To The Knicks
• 65 Killed In New Zealand Earthquake
• The Smithsonian Goes Gaming
• Rockstar Games Gives Characters the Ability To Lie
• Kitty Loves a Tight Squeeze
• Inside Out Sleeping Bag
• Smell Like A Champion
• Goldfish Witnesses Go Belly Up
• The Best of Man's Best Friends
• Giving Away A Book To Sell Books
• Girl Survives Being Run Over By A Bus
• Ice Age Brits Drank From The Skulls Of Enemies
• The Walking Dead To Go From Hit TV Show To Hit Video Game
• 327-Pound Fish Landed In Mississippi
• The English Loch Ness Monster Spotted
• Scientists Develop The Anti-Laser
• Radiohead Releases King Of Limbs, First Single Today
• Psychotherapy, Exercise To Treat Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
• Couple Shoplifted $5 Million In Goods From Safeway
• High School Wrestler Refuses To Take On Girl
• Arkansas Rocked By Earthquakes
• Watson Defeats Humans, Rules Trivia World
• Google Announces One Pass Subscription Plan
• The Bernie Madoff Of The Amish
• Steve Jobs Rumored To Have 6 Weeks To Live
• Detroit Will Get A RoboCop Statue After All!
• Boss Fined $21,000 For Punishing Thief
• Lady Gaga Claims The 1000th Number One Billboard Hit
• Meet Adrianne Palicki, The New Wonder Woman
• Len Lesser, Seinfeld's Uncle Leo, Dead At 88
• Jailbreaking iPhone Renders iBooks Unusable
• Borders Declares Bankruptcy
• Child Born With 26 Digits Seeks World Record
• The End All Be All Of Bookends
• Meet Larry, The Chief Mouser To The Cabinet Office
• Boss's Voice Makes Man Throw Up
• Man Has Knife Blade Stuck In His Head For Four Years
• United Airlines Grounds Its 757 Fleet
• 84-Year-Old Survives 5 Days In The Desert
• Los Angeles County Employee Found Dead In Her Cube
• IBM's Watson Dominates Meatbags In Jeopardy!
• OJ Simpson Beaten In Prison?
• The Entire Criterion Collection On Hulu Plus
• Scottish Deerhound Takes Best In Show
• Subscriptions: Coming Soon To an iPad Near You
• Space Cadets Visit Mars Without Ever Leaving Home
• 170 People Sickened At Playboy Party
• Valentine's Vandal Strikes Again
• Coca-Cola's Secret Recipe Uncovered!
• The Dress That Won A Prince's Heart
• Humans, Computer Tied After One Day Of Jeopardy
• Silvio Berlusconi's Sex Trial To Begin In April
• Worst Deficit Since 1945
• Fat Shoplifter Gets Stuck In Doorway While Trying To Steal
• Earth Hit By Massive Solar Flare
• Shooter At MTSU Apprehended
• Reporter's Epic Tongue Twister
• Disgusted Tiger's Disgusting Spitting
• Human Information Capacity Sits At 256 Exabytes
• 32 Hours Of Kissing In World Record Attempt
• The End Of The Cubicle Office?
• Malaysian Muslims Warned Against Valentine's Day
• The 8-Track Museum
• Woman Gives Birth To Her Own Grandson
• Optimus Prime Gets A Parking Ticket
• South Korea Hit With Record Blizzard
• The Grammys, 2011 Style
• Divorce Rates Spike On Valentine's Day
• Bambi Hates Your Shower Curtain
• The Cat Who Must Not Be Named
• Roaches Are Forever
• Yogi Rides Shotgun
• United States of Beer
• Steam Punk Star Wars
• Attracting Attention With Amazing Business Cards
• Drunk Driver Pulls Herself Over
• Diet Soda Health Risks Mount
• Jurors Acquit, Want To Pay Defendant
• Vampire Diaries Creator Fired From Her Own Book
• Folk Hero Who Gunned Down 3 Crooks Killed
• No More Cassette Decks In Cars
• Hannibal Helmurto, The Ear Hypnotist
• Robots To Get Their Own Wikipedia And Internet
• Old Navy Pulls Booze-Themed Irish Teeshirts
• Spider-Man Joins The Fantastic Four
• Gawker Dethrones A Congressman
• Guitar Hero Axed by Activision; True Crime Also Nixed
• Dog Voted Mayor of Kentucky Town
• Confessing Your Sins? You've Still Gotta Go To Church For That
• Johnny Mac, Trick Shot Quarterback
• Muslims Protect Christians In Egypt
• iPad 2 Begins Production
• Evil Robot Baby Head
• Four-Year-Old Asian Girl Explains Egypt Crisis
• Harry Caray Statue Vandalized
• Ex-Mayor's Name Too Funny For Government Center
• New Hollywood Blockbuster: Untitled 3D Shark Thriller
• Beer Marshmallows
• Romania Cracks Down On Witches
• President Obama Has Quit Smoking
• Naked Chef Thrown Out of L.A. Schools
• The Simpsons McBain Short Film Theory Is McBusted
• Teen Builds Solar Death Ray
• Prince William Dummy Allows Any Woman To Be Royal Bride
• World Of Warcraft Graffiti
• Woman Busted With 50 Condoms Of Cocaine In Her Stomach
• Woman Armed With Handbag Runs Off Jewel Thieves
• Sweet Revenge: Shovel Thief's Car Buried In Snow
• California Man Killed By Rooster
• Detroit Will Not Get A RoboCop Statue
• Super Bowl Sets New Ratings Record
• Safer Internet Day Is Today
• Google Doodles A Jules Verne Tribute
• First Photos of Snowflakes
• 400 Fans Denied Seats At The Super Bowl
• Scientists Develop Universal Flu Vaccine
• Navy Unveils New Bat-Style X-47B Stealth Bomber
• Five Odd Cars Coming In 2011
• Thousands Of Dead Crabs Wash Up On English Beach
• Massive WWII Bomb Prompts Evacuations In France
• Raccoon Derails High School Wrestling Team
• 365 Marathons, 365 Days
• Theme Park Ride Moved Due To Ghosts
• Best And Worst 2011 Super Bowl Ads
• AOL Buys Huffington Post For $315 Million
• Packers Triumph Over Steelers 31-25
• National Anthem Boasts First Fumble of Super Bowl XLV
• Why Bacon Tempts Even Vegetarians
• Unpaid Bills Lead to Possible Trash Bin Repossession in Florida
• Comic-Con 2011 Online Ticket Registration Opens
• What Are You Serving in Your Super Bowl?
• Revenge In the Age of Memes
• "Mummified" Body Found in Moscow
• Baby Gives Thumbs Up During Ultrasound
• Bellagio Biker Bandit Busted At The Bellagio
• Farmer Dresses Like "Mad Axeman" To Scare Away Partiers
• Homemade Icehouse Seats 15 People
• Italian Politician Caught Looking Up Escorts During Hearings
• WikiLeaks Nominated For Nobel Prize
• Not Everyone Needs A College Degree
• A Super Bowl With No Cheerleaders
• Confessing Your Sins? There's An App For That
• Dogs Can Sniff Out Bowel And Rectal Cancer
• New York City Bans Outdoor Smoking
• News Corp Launches The Daily, An iPad Newspaper
• Love Connection: Match.com Buys OkCupid For $50 Million
• Farrah Fawcett's Bikini Goes To Washington
• The White Stripes Are Done
• Punxsutawney Phil Sees His Shadow, Spring Is Coming Soon
• NASA Finds 1200 New Exoplanets
• Man Fined $19,000 For Cutting One Tree Root
• Shopping Center Evacuated Over Stinky Box Of Meat
• Hamlet Murder Trial Ends In Deadlock
• 47-Year-Old Man's Birth Certificate Says He's A 57-Year-Old Woman
• Man Builds 35-Foot-Tall Snowman
• Woman Caught Mailing Puppy Via USPS
• Eunice G. Sanborn, World's Oldest Living Woman, Dead At 114
• Cyclone Yasi Heading Towards Australia
• BBC's Top Gear Under Fire For Racist Remarks
• Google Accused Bing Of Stealing Search Results
• Madden 11 Predicts A Steelers Victory In Super Bowl XLV
• Library Books Via Vending Machine
• Japanese Volcano Wakes Up After 52 Years
• Chinese TV Station Splices Top Gun Into Military Footage
• Google And Twitter To Help Egyptians Tweet By Voice
• Chelsea Signs Fernando Torres For Record-High Transfer Fee
• Intel's Sandy Bridge Processors Pulled From The Market

January 2011

• Teenager Killed By Slug
• Florida Man Arrested After Ordering 500 Roaches
• Dog Returned Home After Being Missing For 549 Days
• Artificial Pancreas Treats Diabetes In Pregnant Women
• Angry Birds Meets The Big Screen
• Oscar Winner And Bond Composer John Barry Dies
• Top Ten Moments From The Screen Actors Guild Awards
• Indonesian Pop Star Ariel Jailed Over Sex Tapes
• Henry Cavill, Your New Superman
• Climber Found Reading Map After Falling 1000 Feet
• Attempted Bomber Caught Outside Detroit-Area Mosque
• US To Evacuate Thousands From Egypt
• Chicago Braces For A Groundhog Day Blizzard
• Team Lindstrom Beats Team Staal 11-10 In NHL All-Star Game
• NFC Dominated AFC 55-41 In 2011 Pro Bowl
• Woman's Yogurt Sample Actually Semen Sample
• Five-Year-Old Brings Gun To Pre-Kindergarten Class
• Dutch Prisoner Too Large For His Cell
• Los Angeles Cop Shot Himself In The Chest, Faked Shooting
• College Freshmen More Stressed Than Ever
• Jeff Fisher Fired By The Tennessee Titans
• The Challenger Disaster, 25 Years Later
• Charlie Sheen Rushed To Hospital With Abdominal Pain
• Egypt Shuts Off Its Internet Connection
• College Professor Pees On Colleague's Door For Revenge
• Breast Implants Linked To Blood Cander
• Sony To Launch Next-Gen PSP This Year
• New York City Paralyzed By Another Snow Storm
• Jay-Z And Will Smith To Reboot Musical Classic Annie
• Will Ferrell Heading To The Office
• UK University Awards Masters Degree In Beatles
• The Memo That Fooled Hitler
• Dennis Kucinich Sues House Cafeteria Over Olive Injury
• Hubble Telescope Finds Most Distant Galaxy Visible From Earth
• Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook Fan Page Hacked
• Rabbis Buy Glenn Beck Protest Ads On Fox-Owned Newspaper
• Jimmy Buffett Falls From The Stage
• Goodbye, Homeland Security Color Chart
• 5-Foot-Long Lizard Roams California Neighborhood
• Country Music Hall-Of-Famer Charlie Louvin Dead At 83
• iPad and iPhones To Make Purchases
• The Fantastic Four Down To Fantastic Three
• The Dangers Of Distracted Pedestrians
• Orange County Choppers Bankruptcy-Truth And Rumors
• Pizza With A Side Of Cookies And Wyngz
• Jersey Shore Heading To Italy AND England
• Jesse The Body Versus TSA Body Screenings
• Indonesian Crop Circles Man-Made, Experts Say
• The Hunger Games Movie Release Date Set
• Australians May Be Getting New National Flag
• Toyota Recalls Another 1.7 Million Vehicles
• Obama's Familiar State Of The Union
• Ohio State Senators Toilet Paper A Colleague's House
• The 2011 Oscar Nominees Are Here!
• Mystery Grand Piano Appears In The Middle Of Biscayne Bay
• Amateur Historian Accused Of Tampering With Lincoln Documents
• Taco Bell Sued Over Its Beef Or Lack Thereof
• Polar Bear Swims 426 Miles In 9 Days
• Free Papa John's Pizza If The Super Bowl Goes Into Overtime
• McDonald's To Raise Prices
• British Developer Creates Apple's Billionth App
• Oprah's Half-Sister
• Woman Survives 23-Story Suicide Dive
• Flavor Flav: Actor, Rapper, Chicken Enthusiast
• Teens Rob Snow-Stranded Motorists
• Tennessee School Makes iPads Mandatory For All Students
• Entire Town Of 3,200 Evacuated Due To Natural Gas Fires
• Snakes In A House
• Earth To Get A Second Temporary Sun
• The Worst Televised Bowling Ever
• 2011 Razzie Nominees Announced!
• Fox Rejects "Jesus Hates Obama" Super Bowl Ad
• Four Police Officers Shot In Police Station Attack
• Four Shot, Two Killed, Outside Of Port Orchard Walmart
• Super Bowl LXV Matchup: Packers Vs. Steelers
• Fitness Guru Jack LaLanne Dead At 96
• Boy Scares Off Wolves With Creed
• Paul The Octopus Gets 8-Legged Memorial
• Crocodile Unhappy After Eating Cell Phone
• School Bus Versus Snow Plow
• Vicious Yorkshire Terrier Stops Mail Delivery For Whole Neighborhood
• Cathy Cruz Marrero, The Fountain Girl, Threatening To Sue
• Pranksters Toss Live Chicken Into KFC
• ATM Goes Haywire, Spits Out Free Money
• South Korea Takes Back Hijacked Ship By Force
• Roger Ebert's New Jaw
• Largest-Ever West Coast Rocket Blasts Off From Vandenberg AFB
• Google Co-Founder Larry Page Steps Up To CEO Spot
• 100 Busted In Biggest Mafia Round-Up In NY History
• Arby's, Long John Silver's, A&W For Sale
• 9,400-Year-Old Dog Uncovered
• Tampon Shortage Drives Women To Auction Sites
• Drug-Smuggling Pigeon Caught Outside Colombian Prison
• Cake Sets Record For The Lowest-Selling Number One Album
• Poe Toaster A No-Show For Second Year In A Row
• Burglars Mistake Dead Man's Ashes For Cocaine
• Mother Reunited With Missing Daughter After 23 Years
• Amazon To Purchase Lovefilm
• Anne Hathaway Is Catwoman; Tom Hardy Is Bane
• Google Doodle Honors JFK's Inaugural Speech
• Living Social To Sell $20 Amazon Gift Card For $10
• Tasmanian Devils Face Extinction Due To Cancer
• Apple Reaches Record Profits Last Quarter
• Iron Age Beer From Ancient Distilleries
• NBC/Comcast Merger Approved
• Sargent Shriver, Founder Of The Peace Corps, Dead At 95
• Backpack Bomb Left At MLK Parade Route
• Starbucks Introduces Mobile Payment Plan Via Starbucks Card App
• Banksy's Secret Identity For Sale On eBay
• Coachella 2011 Lineup Revealed
• Joe Lieberman To Retire From Senate After 2012 Elections
• Two Students Shot With One Bullet At LA High School
• Regis Philbin Is Retiring From Television
• Google Doodle Honors Paul Cezanne
• Royal Initials Nearly Send Wedding Goods Down The Drain
• ID Theft Suspect Gets Picture ID Made At Sam's Club
• Goldman Sachs To Sell Facebook Stock, But Not To America
• UBS To Relax Dress Code, Drop Underpants Guidelines
• Genetics Determines Who Becomes Friends
• Mystery Disease Kills 200 Cows On Wisconsin Farm
• Facebook Suspends Personal Data Sharing Feature
• "Arkstorm" Heading For California
• Tabby Sal The Cat Summoned For Jury Duty
• Science To Clone Woolly Mammoth Within 5 Years
• Gabrielle Giffords Could Be Released Within Days Or Weeks
• Starbucks To Unleash New Trenta Size
• Steve Jobs To Take Medical Leave Of Absence From Apple
• Beavers Take Over Canadian Ski Resort
• Dog Trapped In 6-Inch Space Between Walls
• Grocery Worker Changes His Name To Dr. Pasty-Smasher Omelette
• Mail Scattered Across 70 Miles Of Interstate
• Woman Riding Inflatable Sex Doll Gets Stranded In Yarra River
• Wikileaks To Release Swiss Banking Information
• Groupon CEO Apologizes To Japanese Customers
• Baby Doc Duvalier Returns To Haiti
• The Iran Nuclear Program, Chernobyl, and Cyber War
• The Golden Globes: A Winners Roundup
• Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!
• Two Spaces After A Period Is Wrong (But I Still Do It)
• School Board Blocks August Wilson Play Due To Language
• Jay-Z's Brooklyn Chicken Shack
• The Italian Prime Minister And Ruby The Stripper
• Pope John Paul II To Become Saint
• Comic Books In The School Library
• Groupon IPO Values The Company At $15 Billion
• Spider-Man Musical Delayed Yet Again
• Colin Firth Gets Star On Hollywood Walk Of Fame
• Forecasters Explain The World's Weird Winter
• 34,000-Year-Old Bacteria Discovered Still Alive
• Meet Ophiuchus, The Forgotten Zodiac Sign
• Romanian Birds Drank Themselves To Death
• Facebook To Join Amber Alert Network
• Active WWII Grenades Used As Bookends
• Best Buy Launches Buy Back Program
• China Builds World's Longest Bridge
• Peter Fonda Discovers Dead Body In Parked Car
• Sarah Palin Strikes Back At "Blood Libel"
• Injured Representative Gabrielle Giffords Opens Her Eyes
• Snow On The Ground In 49 States
• Brett Favre's Sister Arrested For Running Meth Lab
• Single Mother Holly Lahti Claims Half Of Mega Millions Jackpot
• Ted Williams Admits To Drinking, Heads To Rehab
• LeBron James, Embracing The Villain Role
• Phoenix Jones, Guardian Of Seattle And Real-Life Superhero
• Boy Freezes Tongue To Metal Pole In Oklahoma
• Baseball's All-Time Saves Leader Trevor Hoffman Retires
• Baby Girl Born At 1:11 On 1/11
• Neighbors Sued Over Abusive Bird
• US On Guard Against Chocolate Eggs With Toy Surprises
• Elvis Lookalike Burns Judge's Car
• "One-In-A-Billion" Six-Pound Gold Nugget To Be Auctioned
• Ted Williams, Daughter Detained By Police After Argument
• Daniel Craig Will Be Back In Bond 23
• MySpace Lays Off Half Its Workforce
• Largest Ever Image Of The Night Sky Taken
• China's Stealth Fighter Takes A Test Flight
• Baby Survives Twister And Cow-Smashing, Gets Ironic Name
• Michael Douglas Now Cancer-Free
• Heidi The Cross-Eyed Opossum
• South Korean Director Chan-wook Park To Make iPhone Film
• Ambergris, The Hot Trend In Whale Cocktails
• Gunshot Victim Sneezes Out Bullet
• Missing Link Rocky Planet Discovered
• Pay Your Taxes Or Your Dog Will Be Killed
• Westboro Baptist Protest To Be Met By Angels
• Longtime Microsoft Exec Bob Muglia Leaving After 23 Years
• Former Senate Majority Leader Tom DeLay Gets Jail In Texas
• Auburn Tops Oregon To Claim BCS Title
• Hefner To Buy Back Playboy, Take Company Private
• The Superiority Of Chinese Parents
• Man Cruises Down The Interstate In A Powered Wheelchair
• The Onion Buys #BCS Tweets
• Man Sues To Get $45,000 Engagement Ring Back
• Texas A&M Expands Retirement Home For Pets
• US Seeks Iceland MP's Twitter Details
• Fighting Pirates With Lasers
• Possum Knocks Out Power For Australian City
• Somalian Town Bans Mixed-Sex Handshakes
• US South Prepares For Snow Storms
• Verizon Wireless FINALLY Gets The iPhone
• Tears Are A Turn-Off For Men
• Mac App Store Opens, Is Immediately Hacked
• Coffee Spill Causes Hijacking Alert
• College Football Wedding Bet, Loser Buys The Divorce
• Orange Alligator Spotted In Florida Neighborhood
• John Edwards To Marry Mistress Rielle Hunter
• Congress Reads The Constitution On The House Floor
• 15,000 Gallons Of Beef Fat Spilled In Texas Shipping Channel
• Global Spam Email Totals Drop
• 4700 German Egg Farms Closed After Dioxin Contamination
• Tracking Mass Animal Deaths With Google Maps
• 2 Million Fish Dead In Maryland
• Pennsylvania Police To End Cursing Fines
• Man Steals Cop Car To Be Deported
• Great White Shark Attacks Fishing Boat In Australia
• Lucy The 39-Year-Old Cat
• Virginia Bans Pro-Cannibalism License Plate
• Hackers Unlock PS3 Master Key
• Saudi Arabia Accuses Vulture Of Spying For Israel
• Starbucks Unveils New Logo
• Baseball Hall Of Fame Welcomes Roberto Alomar, Bert Blyleven
• People's Choice Awards Winner Round-Up
• Police Detective's Son Shoots Vice Principal At School
• China Unveils New Stealth Aircraft
• Homeless Man With The Voice Of An Angel
• Raw Milk Sold As Body Lotion
• 754-Pound Bluefin Tuna Sells For $396,000
• Unkillable Cow Sends Man To Hospital
• Animal Die-Offs Are Happening Around The Globe
• NMA News Covers Arkansas Bird Deaths
• New Editions Of Twain Classic To Remove Controversial Language
• Pulling The Pint From Service
• One Twin Born In 2010, The Other In 2011
• Experts Discover The "Root Cause" Of Baldness
• Singer-Songwriter Gerry Rafferty Dead
• $335 Million Lottery Tickets Sold In Idaho, Washington
• Disgust Is A Survival Instinct
• Woman Sues Disney Over Donald Duck Groping
• Brett Favre, Jets Sued For Sexual Harassment
• Virgin Mary Replaced By Roaming Gnome
• 10-Year-Old Kills His Mother With His Christmas Present
• North Yorkshire Hit By Earthquake
• Rock Legend Chuck Berry Collapses On Stage
• First Solar Eclipse Of 2011
• British Government To Raise VAT To Fight Debt
• Florida Woman Strangled By Massager
• US National Debt $14 Trillion And Growing
• Arkansas Birds Died Of Massive Trauma
• Sci-Fi Legend Anne Francis Dead At 80
• iPhone Alarm Glitch Fails To Ring In The New Year
• NFL Draft Order Determined For Non-Playoff Teams
• Garbage Pile Saves Suicidal Jumper
• 2012 Named Worst Science In A Sci-Fi Film By Nasa
• Ben, The Rare And Adorable Panda Cow
• Google Chrome Billboard Has The Wrong URL
• NYC Sanitation Supervisors Bought Beer During Storm
• Oprah Winfrey Launches Her OWN Network
• Veteran Actor Pete Postlethwaite Dead At 64
• Seattle Seahawks Are The First Division Champs With A Losing Record
• Arkansas Town Covered In Dead Birds
• Arkansas River Suffers Massive Fish Kill
• Happy New Year From PopFi!

December 2010

• Hit The Gym, Fight Off Hangovers
• Newspaper Publishes "Good News Only" Edition
• Jets Fined $100,000 For Sal Alosi Trip
• Twitter User @theashes Goes To The Ashes
• No Pardon For Billy The Kid
• Facebook Passes Google In Popularity
• Viruses Now Threaten Android Phones
• Rosie the Riveter Inspiration Geraldine Hoff Doyle Passes Away
• Blizzard Causes 100-Car Pile Up In North Dakota
• Chrysler Recalls 150,000 Cars; Ford Adds 15,000
• UConn Win Streak Snapped At 90
• Happy New Year From GMMXIe
• Patients Should Ask How The Doctor Slept
• One Tip Puts You On The Terrorist Watch List
• Fraudster Caught Thanks To Photos Of Himself Rolling In Cash
• Furniture Store Explodes After Gas Leak
• Brett Favre Fined $50,000 For Sexual Harassment
• How The Christmas Blizzard Beat New York City
• Skype Outage Blamed On Windows Bug
• NBC's 30 Rock Is The Least-Ethical Show On TV
• The Last Roll Of Kodak Kodachrome Film To Be Developed Today
• Sisters Parole Depends On Sharing A Kidney
• Duke's Mike Krzyzewski Passes Dean Smith For Second All-Time In Wins
• Isabelle Caro, Anti-Anorexia Model, Passes Away At 28
• Nose Jobs, Circa 1597
• Candy Ban Leads to Lawsuit Against Court
• Man Hits Teenager Over Airplane Phone Use
• Police Stop Snowball Fight With Pepper Spray
• Groupon Looking For $950 Million In Funding
• Female Czech Politicians Pose For Cheesecake Calendar
• Ski Lift Derails In Sugarloaf, 8 Injured
• Disneyland Sells Out
• Billy The Kid Pardon Pending?
• Rebel Rescue: Dog Stuck With His Head In A Wall
• Chupacabra Shot And Killed In Kentucky
• Pro Bowl 2011 Rosters Announced
• Giant TV Too Big For Getaway Lexus, Abandoned By Thieves
• Kindle Becomes Amazon's Best-Selling Product Of All Time
• Tokyo's "Business Hotel For The Dead"
• National Film Registry Adds Airplane!, Empire Strikes Back, Others
• Rare Baroque Instrument Stolen From Trumpeter's Car
• Gas Prices Highest Since October 2008
• Drug Gang Kidnaps Guadalupe's Last Cop
• Husband Reading Adulterous Wife's Email Charged With Felony
• Neanderthals Cooked And Ate Meat And Veggies
• Bombay Stock Exchange Launches Islamic Stock Index
• Elton John Is A Father
• Natalie Portman: Engaged And Pregnant
• Daniel Balsam, Anti-Spam Crusader
• Did Google Force Logitech To Shelve The Revue?
• Bottled Civil War Message Opened And Decoded
• Stephen Baldwin Sues Kevin Costner
• 74-Year-Old Man Lost For Three Days On The Freeway
• Utah's State Flag Is Wrong
• Christmas Day Launch Turns Explosive For Indian Space Program
• Jon Stewart Wins 9/11 Responders Health Care
• R&B Trailblazer Teena Marie Dead At 54
• Air Travel Grinds To A Halt; East Coast Smothered By Blizzard
• Carolina Panthers Win The NFL Draft Sweepstakes
• Hugh Hefner To Wed Miss December 2009 Crystal Harris
• NORAD's Santa Tracker Goes Live Tomorrow
• Man Returns Library Book 76 Years Later
• Reflective Collars For Norwegian Reindeer
• CIA Launches WTF, The Wikileaks Task Force
• Drunk Driver Gets 51 Years For Killing MLB Pitcher
• Police Arrest Unruly Female Santas
• New Type Of Ancient Human Discovered
• Unemployed Man Wins $1 Million Via McDonald's Monopoly Game
• You Can't Hear Me Now: Skype Crippled By Outage
• Muscle Car Driver Ends Up On Bush Ranch
• The Doors Say Morrison's Pardon Too Little, Too Late
• One Of The Fantastic Four Is Going To Die
• Holiday E-Reader Wars: Kindle, Nook, iPad, And Galaxy Tab
• Chik-fil-A Is Taking Reservations For Its New Spicy Chicken Breakfast Biscuit
• Man Arrested In Tractor Attack
• Eagles Crash Land In Woman's Yard
• Dog Gives Birth To 17 Puppies
• Woman Caught With 1280 Ecstasy Pills In Her Stomach
• Crossbow Cannibal Killer Caught In Britain
• Government Fined $2.5 Million For Wiretapping
• State Of Emergency Declared In California Due To Rain
• Cancer-Causing Hexavalent Chromium Found In Tap Water Nationwide
• New Zealand Releases 45 Years Of UFO Documents
• UConn Breaks The Record With 89th Win In A Row
• The Grateful Dead Top Wastebook 2010
• Chuck Lamb, Professional Dead Body
• Echinacea No Help For Colds
• Apple Cracks Down On Wikileaks App
• $2 Trillion Dollars In Debt Threatens 100 US Cities
• Peeps Fest, A Celebration Of Marshmallow Goodness!
• Tough Times For The Santa Industry
• Attempted Flash Mob Causes Mall Evacuation
• First Lunar Eclipse And Winter Solstice In 372 Years
• Spider-Man Musical Performer Hospitalized After Fall
• Devin Hester Breaks NFL Kick-Return Record
• Toyota Hit With $32.4 Million Dollar Fine
• Man Repays Unemployment 46 Years Later
• Woman Sues Google Over Underwear Display
• Washington's Newest Sensation: Seven Baby Lion Cubs
• Children's Singer Takes On TSA Via Song
• Newark Airport Closed By Radiation-Leaking Computer Monitor
• The World's Largest Santa Collection
• Emirates Palace Hotel Apologizes For $11 Million Dollar Tree
• The Woman Who Cannot Feel Fear
• Police Confuse Smoking Break For Suicide Attempt
• Last Lunar Eclipse Of 2010 Tomorrow
• UConn Women Win 88th Straight Game; Tie John Wooden's UCLA Bruins
• Patriots Offensive Lineman Runs Kickoff Back 71 Yards
• Lady Gaga Kills Santa Claus
• Flying Ninja Death Kick Ends Final WEC Event
• Typewriter Enthusiasts Organize A Type-In
• Amelia Earhart's Bones Discovered
• Caffeine Use Starts Early And Often
• Using Sunbathing Women To Scare Away Extremists
• Boca Raton Mall Gets America's First Gold Vending Machine
• Montana Ships Instant Ranch Kit To Russia
• 103-Year-Old Woman Oldest On Facebook
• Passing Woman Comes To Cop's Aid
• Facebook Offline For 5 Minutes, World Freaks Out
• Classic Comedy Director Blake Edwards Dead At 88
• 1 In 6 Americans Gets Food Poisoning Yearly
• Larry King's Last Night Is Tonight
• Scrooge Skunk Sprays 800 Presents, Ruins Christmas
• Bring Me The Head of Henri IV
• Facebook Launches Face-Recognition Software
• Teenager Uses Stolen Credit Cards To Buy His Own Music
• Hotel Features $11 Million Dollar Christmas Tree
• UBS Institutes Company Dress Code
• US Missile Interceptor Test Fails
• Florida's Two Biggest Coaches Share A Beach House
• Bing Tops 90 Million Users
• Hall Of Famer Bob Feller Dead At 92
• Snowman-Smashing Bus Driver Fired
• Low-Speed Chase On Motorized Shopping Cart
• Mark Zuckerberg, Time's 2010 Person Of The Year
• Sleeping Makes You Sexier
• Michael Moore Donates $20000 To Bail Out WikiLeaks Founder
• Chernobyl To Open For Tourists In 2011
• Alice Cooper, Neil Diamond Lead Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Inductions
• HIV Cured Via Stem Cell Transplant?
• Oregon Reveals National Championship Uniforms
• Mapping Facebook's Friendship Connections
• Motorcycle Bandit Robs Bellagio Casino
• Gunman Opens Fire At School Board Meeting
• YouTube's Top Videos Of 2010
• Bulgaria Adds Aliens To Census
• Blasphemy Arrest For Throwing Away Business Card
• Inmate Gets Kosher Meals For Festivus
• Computer Versus Contestants On Jeopardy!
• The Assassination Of Yogi Bear By The Coward Boo Boo
• Phillies Win Cliff Lee Sweepstakes
• 2400-Year-Old Pot Of Soup Discovered
• Voyager 1 Travels To The End Of The Solar System
• World of Warcraft: Cataclysm Sells 3.3 Million Copies In One Day
• The Big Ten Conference's Big New Overhaul
• Brett Favre's Streak Ends At 297
• Geminid Meteor Shower Peaks Tomorrow
• Cat Survives 30 Minutes In Car's Engine
• Police Policeman Tickets Himself To Meet Quota
• Gawker Database Hacked
• Amazon Suffers Outage In Europe
• South Korean Fishing Boat Sinks In Antarctica
• Temple Coach Al Golden To Take His Talents To South Beach
• Swedish Suicide Bomber Has English Roots
• WikiLeaks Rival OpenLeaks Launches Today
• French Nursery School Held Hostage
• Jets Strenght Coach Sal Alosi Trips Miami Dolphins Player Running Downfield
• Metrodome's Roof Collapsed Under The Weight Of A Blizzard
• US Military Bans Removable Media
• Obama's Death Ray Fails
• Police Burn Down Explosives Maker's House
• Stopping Speeders With Sexy Cardboard Cops
• Vampire Zorro Burns A V In Teen's Forehead
• Just One Cigarette Starts Damaging The Body
• Wesley Snipes Heads To Prison
• NMA News Presents: The Wikileaks Saga
• Apple Owes Steve Jobs $37.91
• Jim Morrison Pardoned, 40 Years Later
• Star Wars Fans To Dress For Katie
• Prince Charles and Camilla Attacked By Protest Mob
• Woman Beaten By Cops After Dog Poop Mishap
• Luke Scott, Baseball Player, Talks Politics
• Transformers: Dark of the Moon Trailer Debuts
• Cat Returned Home After 5 Years
• Jaguar Versus Caiman
• SpaceX Flight Makes Orbit; Returns To Earth Safely
• Ship Battered And Damaged By Antarctic Storm
• Indian Ambassador Patted Down By Airport Security
• MPAA Overturns NC-17 Rating On Blue Valentine
• Carl Crawford Is $142 Million Dollars Richer
• Music Legend Aretha Franklin Battling Cancer
• Urban Meyer Out At Florida
• Violinist Gets A Sandwich, Loses A Stradivarius
• SpaceX To Launch Private Spacecraft Today
• China To Hand Out Its "Peace Prize"
• 47 Cops Nearly Killed By Tuna Sandwiches
• Rare Bird Book Sells For $10 Million
• Woman Bites Off Husband's Tongue, Then Goes Caroling
• Elvis Doctor Revives Stricken Marathoner
• Pittsburgh Fires Head Coach Dave Wannstedt
• Google Shows More Chrome
• Barack Obama Less Popular Than George W. Bush
• Operation Payback, The Revenge Of Wikileaks
• Elizabeth Edwards Dead At 61
• Rudolph, No!
• Justin Bieber, The Trading Card
• US Makes $12 Billion Off Citigroup Sales
• Government Checking 1.1 Billion New $100 For Flaws
• AT&T Rated The Worst Cellphone Service
• Naughty Santa Gets Fired By Macy's
• Google Launches eBook Store
• Disney Celebrates 100 Million Facebook Fans
• Doug Smith Jr. Changes His Name to Captain Awesome
• NBA Buys New Orleans Hornets
• Elizabeth Edwards Told To End Cancer Treatments
• Broncos Fire Coach Josh McDaniels
• Facebook Gets A Facelift
• Ben Roethlisberger's Awful-Looking Broken Nose
• Groupon Founder Rejects Google's $6 Billion Dollar Deal
• Buy The Unabomber's Montana Homestead!
• Tumblr Down And Out
• Gas Prices To Top $3 A Gallon By Christmas
• Al Quaeda To Create Frankenbombers
• Michael Jackson's New Album Drops December 14
• 14-Year-Old Mexican Hitman
• Snow Traps Couple For 8 Days At Pub
• Red Sea Shark Attacks Continue
• Complete 2010 College Bowl Game Schedule
• Google Fined $1 For Trespassing
• Meet Kevin Bacon's Biggest Fan, Kevin Bacon
• Prison-Strength Toilet Paper
• Cocaine-Swallowing Teen Takes Epic Mug Shot
• WikiLeaks Changes Domain Name, Moves To Underground Nuclear Bunker
• House Censures Corrupt Rep. Charles Rangel
• Kentucky Amusement Park To Feature Noah's Ark, Tower Of Babel
• Jesus Will Return On May 21, 2011, Says Billboard
• New York To Ban Natural Gas Drilling Technique?
• Amazon To Invest $175 Million In LivingSocial Coupon Website
• Fishermen Capture Sharks Who Mauled Four Red Sea Tourists
• First Murder Ever At Disney-DesignedTown
• World Cup 2018 And 2022 Locations
• Has NASA Found Aliens?
• German School Allows Chewing Gum
• Japan's Eel-Powered Christmas Tree
• Building Owner Cited For Building Damage Caused By Runaway City Truck
• Amazon Pulls WikiLeaks From Its Web Servers
• NCAA Declares Cameron Newton Eligible
• Google Punishes Evil-Doers Via Downranking
• Index Finger Length Ties To Prostate Cancer
• Meet The 2011 Grammy Nominees
• Happy Hanukkah From Matisyahu
• Good News For World AIDS Day
• Pentagon Unveils Next-Generation XM25 Smart Gun
• 21 Pounds Lighter, Man Ends All-Potato Diet
• Driver Claims He Got Drunk To Stay Warm
• New York Earthquake
• Starbucks Gets Lower-Class With Seattle's Best Coffee
• Robber Stopped By Empanadas To The Head
• Google Celebrates Rosa Parks
• Pilot Seat Adjustment Almost Causes Plane Crash
• US Protected By Hurricane Shield
• EU Launches Antitrust Google Probe
• European Airports Closed By Snow

November 2010

• Pet Hare Afraid To Leave The House
• Comcast Charges "Toll" To Netflix
• Man Forces Cruise Ship To Drop Anchor
• Whipped Topping, Now With Alcohol
• Foie Gras Burger From A Fast Food Joint
• Picasso's Electrician Collected Hundreds Of Works Of Art
• Google To Buy Groupon?
• Porsche Greenlights Hot New Cajun
• Obama Announces Two-Year Wage Freeze For Federal Employees
• Armed Stand Off In High School Ends In Suicide Attempt
• TCU To Jump To Big East In 2012
• The Empire Strikes Back Director Irvin Kershner Dead At 87
• $30 Pizza Costs Woman $2600
• The Cost Of The 12 Days Of Christmas Has Gone Up
• Bananas Ripen With Classical Music
• Mystery Sonic Boom Rattles Georgia
• Willie Nelson Arrested For Pot Possession (Again)
• Get The Ashes To The Ashes
• Department Of Homeland Security Shuts Down 70 Websites
• NFL Players Andre Johnson, Cortland Finnegan, And Fisticuffs
• Cyber Monday Deals
• Spider-man's Broadway Show Debuts
• Man Falls To Death From Soldier Field Stands
• Naked Gun Star Leslie Nielsen Dead At 84
• Happy Thanksgiving From PopFi
• How Snakes Can Fly
• Google Street View Captures Woman Giving Birth
• Nightmare On Elm Street Inspiration Torn Down
• Celebrate Gluttony With Epic Meal Time
• Facebook Patents "Face"
• Earthquake Rattles Maui Invitational
• 911 For the 21st Century
• Pope Benedict Okays Condom Use (Kind Of)
• Jello Spill Gunks Up Iowa Road
• Animal Researcher Sent AIDS-Laced Razor Blades
• Cookie Monster Starts Viral Campaign To Host SNL
• Actor Michael Brea Kills His Mother With Ceremonial Sword
• Royal Wedding Date Set For April 29
• Opt-Out Protest Likely To Fail
• Netflix Raises Prices, Adds Streaming-Only Service
• Google's Thanksgiving Deliciousness
• Flamingo-Shaped Flock Of Flamingos
• Nuclear Transport Agents Caught In Drunken Brawls
• Clown Robs Woman On The Toilet
• Warner Brothers Green-Lights "Buffy" Movie Reboot
• Anti-Radiation Airport Privacy Underwear
• Lottery Winner Forced To Give Ex-Wife $3 Million
• Minnesota Vikings Coach Brad Childress Fired
• North Korea Fires Artillery At South Korea
• 13 Feet Of Love: The World's Tallest Married Couple
• Homeless Man Returns Laptop, $3300 In Cash, To Owner
• Susan Boyle Tops UK, US Music Charts At Once
• Happy World Toilet Day!
• Mexico Auctions Off Narco-Bling
• Reality Show Star Charged With Domestic Violence Over Episodes
• Family Camping Out At Best Buy For Black Friday Deals
• First Non-Milky Way Planet Discovered
• KFC Offers Scholarship To The Best Tweet
• VH1 Gives Katy Perry A Breast Reduction
• Facebook And MySpace Officially Team Up
• May The Force Be With Katie
• Google Launches Online Shopping Site Boutique.com
• Tasting 200-Year-Old Champagne
• Monkey Crossing Sign?
• Reality Rage As Man Shoots TV Over Bristol Palin
• Eva Longoria, Tony Parker, And A Teammate's Wife
• Lisa Murkowski Officially Elected Senator From Alaska
• Zynga To Launch CityVille Online Game
• New Jersey Pastor Bans Facebook For His Flock
• China Hijacked The Internet For 18 Minutes
• Italy Lights Up For The Space Station
• Antimatter Captured For The First Time
• Portland Trailblazers Star Oden Out For Season
• Starbucks Holiday Flavors Buy One Get One Free
• Leonid Meteor Shower Peaks Tonight
• Twin Sisters Shoot One Another At Firing Range
• Prince William Gives Kate Middleton Diana's Engagement Ring
• The World's Shortest Woman
• Brooklyn Coffee Shop Sells 10 Shot Espresso Drink
• Amazon.com To Launch Movie Studio
• Phusion Projects To Remove Caffeine From Four Loko
• "Naked Body Scan" Images Leaked
• Tattooed Passenger Told To Leave Airplane
• Obscure And Weird Folk Rituals Added To UNESCO World Heritage List
• Green Lantern Trailer Released
• Albino Government Official Fears For His Life
• Sphinx Avenue Discovered In Egypt
• Indoor Gym For Dogs
• Prince William Engaged To Kate Middleton
• Vending Machine Recommends Drinks Based On Gender, Age
• Airport Security Told, "Don't Touch My Junk"
• Police Raid Children's Bake Sale
• Arizona Zombie Warning Sign Debuts
• 2010 Word Of The Year: Refudiate
• Apple Gets Right To Beatles Catalogue, Finally!
• Girl Talk Releases New Album, Ruins Internet
• First Living Medal Of Honor Recipient Since 1976
• Dog Stranded On Cliff Rescued
• Bomb Squad Called On Juggler
• Man Gets 4 Months In Jail For Posting Naked Pictures Of Ex On Facebook
• Deer Duel Ends In Double Drowning
• Polish Singer's Bikini-Clad Political Campaign
• Buy A Truck, Get An Assault Rifle
• Pam Anderson To Join Big Brother India
• Guide Horses For The Blind
• Google Street View Leads To 100-Pound Weight Loss
• Facebook To Unveil Gmail-Killer
• Giants/Cowboys Game Plagued By Blackouts, Power Problems
• Another Qantas Flight Makes Emergency Landing
• Student Told To Take US Flag Off Bike
• Evidence For Precognitive Psychic Powers
• Chinese Vase Auctioned For World Record $85 Million
• Anti-Pollution Bounty Works Too Well
• "Biotherapy" Means Parasites, Not Pills
• Newsweek Merges With Daily Beast
• Call Of Duty Gets Its Own Jeep Special Edition
• How Cats Drink Without Getting Wet
• Nightmare Cruise Finally Ends
• A Wandering Mind Is An Unhappy Mind
• Call Of Duty: Black Ops Destroys Sales Records
• Garfield Strip Causes Controversy
• 50,000 Students Protest Tuition Fees, Smash Things For Fun
• Gene Shalit Retires After 40 Years
• Dutch City Hides Statues From Thieves
• Obamamania Book Breaks Records, Bookshelves
• Veterans Day 2010
• Power Plant Demolition Goes Wrong
• Giant McDonald's Opens In Texas
• New Cigarette Packages Show Corpses, Cancer
• Four Loko Already Banned In Two States
• Google To Give All Employees 10 Percent Pay Raises
• LA Contrail Mystery Officially Solved By Government
• Pedophilia E-Book Causes Publisher Problems For Amazon
• Sleeping Cat Starts Toaster Fire
• Marriage Ended After Wife's "Virtual Betrayal"
• 11-Year-Old Australian Girl Gives Birth
• Hyper-Texting Teens More Likely To Do Drugs, Have Sex
• Man Loses Weight On 10-Week Junk Food Diet
• Woman Attacked By Raccoons
• Man Starts Fire Burning Ex-Girlfriend's Pictures
• Self-Cloning Delicious Lizard
• Free Sausages, Haircuts To New Village Doctor
• Moscow Prison To Add Tanning Beds For Prisoner Use
• Jim Morrison May Win Pardon After 40 Years
• Mysterious California Contrail
• Burglar Busted By MySpace Login Info
• Man Finds JFK Autograph In Birthday Present
• "My Friend Dahmer" Gets Cartoonist Off Jury
• Conan's TBS Show Makes Ratings Waves
• Goodwill Auctions Supposed Salvador Dali Print
• Man Lands Record-Breaking Gator
• Adult Video Store Sells $128 Million Dollar Lotto Ticket
• Epic Trick Play Goes Viral
• AMC Renews The Walking Dead For Season Two
• Canadian Wins $8.9 Million World Series Of Poker
• Jason Garrett Takes Over As Dallas Cowboys Coach
• Contestant Wins Wheel Of Fortune With A Single Letter
• Squash Club Squashes Robbery Attempt
• Conan Returns Tonight On TBS
• Brooklyn Cops Given Ticket Quotas
• Chilean Miner Edison Pena Finishes New York Marathon
• Deep Sea Coral Graveyard Found In Gulf
• Wedding Limo Carjacked
• RockMelt, The Social Web Browser
• Polish Town Builds Giant Jesus Statue
• Like The Queen On Facebook
• Large Hadron Collider Making Mini Big Bangs
• Google Maps Error Causes Nicaragua To Invade Costa Rica
• Google Honors The Birth Of The X-Ray
• Cop Loses Giant Case Marked "METH"
• Blow Stuff Up For Guy Fawkes Day
• Baby Born at 20:10 on 20/10/2010
• Jesus Kicked Out Of Church
• Protecting The Presidential Coconut From Coconuts
• MGM Saved (For Now)
• Cards, Game Of Life, Enter Toy Hall Of Fame
• Canadian Lottery Winners Give Away 98% Of Their Winnings
• Deep Impact Space Probe Captures Up-Close Image Of Comet
• Cooks Source Magazine Steals Online Article
• Auburn Star Cameron Newton Faces NCAA Investigation
• Man Wearing Disguise Boards International Flight
• San Francisco First City To Ban Happy Meals
• First Write-In Senator In 50 Years
• The World's Smallest Poisonous Frog
• Bruce Wayne Comes Out Of The Closet (As Batman's Financier)
• Owl Crisis Blamed On Harry Potter
• Man Eats His Way Into White Castle Hall Of Fame
• Forget 3D, Bring On Holograms!
• Scientists Design Harry Potter-Style Invisibility Cloak
• Border Tunnel, 30 Tons Of Marijuana Found In San Diego
• Seagulls Found With Beer-Can Collars
• Man Dies After Caffeine Overdose
• Qantas Grounds Flights After Airbus Engine Explodes Mid-Flight
• Facebook Knows When You Will Break Up
• Madison Square Garden Closed After Asbestos Scare
• Teen Bites Police Dog Gone Mad
• The McReturn Of The McRib
• Google Sets Up $8.5 Million Dollar Buzz Lawsuit Settlement
• Cats Make Owners Kinder, Gentler, And Happier
• Employees Now Clocking Out For Smoke Breaks In England
• Domino's Pizza Offers $31000-Dollar Part-Time Job
• 10-Year-Old Gives Birth In Spain
• Baby Survives 8-Story Fall
• Proposition 19 Fails To Spark Interest With Voters
• 2010 Midterm Election Results
• Giant Flesh-Eating Dragonflies!
• Billionaire Stabbed In The Groin By Cook
• College Offers Course In Lady Gaga
• Drunk, Diaper-Wearing Trick-Or-Treater Arrested
• NASA's Plan To Land A Robot On The Moon
• Google Versus The Government
• Juror On Murder Case Passes Love Note
• Alcohol More Dangerous Than Crack Or Heroin
• Dentists Start Cash For Candy Program
• "The Walking Dead" Sets AMC Ratings Record
• Demi Lovato To Quit Tour, Check Into Rehab
• The Giants Win The World Series

October 2010

• Smuggler Swallows 2060 Diamonds
• Premature Baby Weighs In At 13 Pounds
• China Builds World's Fastest Computer
• Ugly People Dating Website Celebrates First Engagement
• Dinosaur Skull Found Embedded In Church
• Last-Second Costume Ideas For Halloween Weekend
• The Dark Knight Rises, But With No Riddler
• Prepare For Airport Fondling
• Syfy Pulls The Plug On Caprica
• Another Offensive Explosion: Giants Up 2-0 In World Series
• "Rent Is Too Damn High" In Doll Form
• Sleepwalking Man Shoots Himself
• The World's Longest Snake Found Dead
• Spanx For Men
• Man Uses Taxi As Getaway Driver
• Drumstick, The Adorable Mutant Chicken
• Entire Town's Police Force Quits After Shoot-Out
• Scratch-And-Sniff Attack Ads
• Bedbugs Take Up Residence In UN
• Nuns Auction Off Rarest Baseball Card In The World
• Notre Dame Student Killed At Football Practice
• World Series Pitchers Duel? Not Quite
• 50 US Nuclear Missiles Went Offline Due To Computer Glitch
• Charlie Sheen Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction To Cocaine
• Rangers Fan Lawyer Asks For Continuance To Watch World Series
• MySpace Relaunches With New Look, New Direction
• The Hobbit To Film In New Zealand After All
• Sears No Longer Discriminates Against The Undead
• File-Sharing Service LimeWire Permanently Shut Down
• Indonesia Hit With Two Natural Disasters In Two Days
• 2010 Corruption Index Released
• Executed Killer's Last Words: Boomer Sooner
• Russian Bears Turn Cemetery Into Snack Bar
• PSP Phone To Launch For Holiday Season?
• Happy Back To The Future Day
• Did Sesame Street's Bert Come Out Of The Closet?
• You May Now Eat The Bride: A Zombie Wedding
• Spanish Prostitutes To Don Reflective Vests
• Paul The World Cup Octopus Dead At 2
• America's Got No Talent: The Gong Show Live
• 9 Students Hospitalized After Drinking Four Loko Alcoholic Energy Drink
• Justin Bieber In 3D
• Britain's Biggest Wild Beast Killed By Hunters
• Android Market Tops 100,000 Apps
• Justin Bieber Launches Unisex Fragrance Line
• Iran Launches Nuclear Power Plant
• Beauty Shop Robbery Foiled By Cop Getting Hair Done
• Woman Left In Grave After Fight With Diggers
• Hiccup Girl Now Known As Murder Girl
• House Bought For 86,000 Pounds Valued at 1 Pound
• Inside Spaceport America
• Stowaway Hamster Grounds Airplane
• Historic Hole-In-One Wins Shriners Open For Jonathan Byrd
• Allen Iverson To Play In Turkey
• Sony Finally Kills The Cassette Walkman
• The World's First Sleeping Contest
• Italian Town Bans Miniskirts
• Lady Gaga Becomes YouTube's First Billion-View Artist
• All Caps Road Signs Will Soon Disappear
• Bible.com Sued For Lack Of Profits
• IT'S INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY
• Cafe Fan Banned After Bacon Smell Offended Muslims
• Frozen Frog Found In Frozen Vegetables
• Netflix Records Record Profits, Suffers Crippling Outage
• Crocodile Causes Fatal Air Plane Crash
• Mel Gibson Out Of Hangover 2
• Martin Freeman To Play Bilbo Baggins In The Hobbit
• Roseville Galleria Burned By Pyromaniac
• Juror Turns Informant During Assault Trial
• iPhone Thief Caught Thanks To Forehead Tattoo
• "Bedingfled Way" Sign Error Proves Misspellings Are International
• New MacBook Air Debuts Sans Optical Media
• Gwyneth Paltrow, Country Music Star
• Oldest Object In The Universe Discovered
• Moscow To Open Elite Cemetery
• World's Most Expensive Domain Name Sells For $13 Million
• Toyota Recalls 1.5 Million Cars Over Brake Problems
• The Internet Hates Comic Sans
• The Remington 700 Death Rifle
• Google Honors Dizzy Gillespie
• iPhone's 'Ugly Meter' App
• Starbucks Launches In-Store Digital Network
• Microsoft Launches Cloud-Based Office 365
• Ape Escape Leads To Monkey Madness
• College Professor Rickrolled Via Essay
• The All-Potato Diet
• The World's Longest Domestic Cat
• NBA Bans Performance-Enhancing Shoes
• Adrien Brody Sued Dario Argento Over DVD Sales
• Wear Purple, Support Gay Rights
• Light Bulb? No, It's A Heatball!
• Woman Gets Billion-Dollar Electric Bill
• Vote Jimmy McMillan For Governor Of New York
• Hard-Drinking Hospitals And Prescription Booze
• Olympic Runner Fails Drug Test Thanks To Male Enhancement Pills
• Shoplifters Stuff Stolen Booze Up Their Skirts
• Mel Gibson To Have Hangover
• Man Torn Between Two Wives Becomes Media Darling
• Cloud Computing Pioneer Ray Ozzie Out At MS
• Crystal Cathedral Files For Bankruptcy
• 105 Tons Of Pot Seized in Mexico
• NFL Great Junior Seau Drives Off A Cliff
• Hungry? Try The World's Longest Enchilada
• Obama To Appear On MythBusters
• Bieber Booted From BC Laser Tag
• A Politician's Campaign Mustache
• Rutgers Football Player Paralyzed After Tackle
• Restaurant Promoter Mauled By Pit Bulls
• Multikulti Has Failed
• Super Typhoon Hits The Philippines
• Homer Simpson: A True Catholic
• Drug Addict Paid To Get Vasectomy
• Hong Kong's McWedding Industry
• Former Surgeon General Supports Legalized Pot
• The World's Longest Tunnel
• Ole Miss Elects A New Mascot
• Anti-Obama Billboard Finds Controversy
• Vote For The Rich Whitey
• Dog Foils Camouflaged Burglar
• Sledgehammer Gang Foiled By Brave Passers-By
• Poppy Seed Bagel Made Mother Lose Custody
• Bland Dinner? Blame Background Noise
• Google's Multi-Billion-Dollar Profits
• NYC UFO? More Like Balloons
• Top Gun 2 Is Happening (With Tom Cruise)
• Verizon Will Carry iPads
• Japan's Pop-Singing Robot
• Back To The Future, 25 Years Later
• Hotel Bargains-Only $671,000 A Night!
• UFOs Over Manhattan
• Rent-A-Goat
• The Social Network Changing Perceptions Of Facebook
• New Mammal, The Scruffy Ferret, Discovered
• Courtney Cox Offered $1-Million-Dollar Cougar Life Endorsement
• Rapper T.I. Stops Suicide Attempt
• The World's First Billion-Dollar Home
• Airline Pilot Dies In Midflight
• Brett Favre In "Man Getting Hit By Football"
• Sewer Pipe Hotel Rooms
• Topless Woman Attacks Cops With Meat Cleaver
• Giant Radio Flyer Pickup/Wagon
• Pizza Express Employees Get Flirting Training
• The 6-Month-Old Happy Meal Shows No Signs Of Aging
• Dogs: Pessimists or Optimists?
• Improv Everywhere's Mummy Dance Party
• Band Arrested After Traffic-Stopping Performance
• Vigilante Justice Stops ComicCon Thief
• Oil Drilling To Resume In Gulf Of Mexico
• "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Stopped
• Watch Chilean Mine Rescues Live
• Justin Bieber Nail Polish
• Google's East Coast Wind Farm
• Gap Scraps New Logo
• Real Human Skeleton Sold At Yard Sale
• Baby Born From 20-Year-Old Frozen Embroy
• Woman Robs Walmart While In Labor
• Half-Dead Cow Strikes Back At Skinner
• Bike Thieves Wore Chicken, Gorilla Suits During Crime
• 10:10 Babies Born On 10/10/10
• Man Grows 1810-Pound Pumpkin
• Man Streaks Obama Rally For $1 Million
• 101-Year-Old Woman Becomes Citizen After 101 Years
• Man Goes Dirty Harry On Couch During Argument
• Woman Flags Down Cops To Ask About Her Warrants
• First Windows 7 Phone Announced
• Daimler Recalls 85,000 Mercedes
• Star Wars Raiders Knock Over Australian Hotel
• Chilean Miners Fight Over Who Leaves... Last?
• Twins In Space
• 52: The Grumpiest Age
• Google Testing Self-Driving Cars
• Japanese Have The Fewest Online Friends
• Virgin Galactic Spaceship Makes First Solo Glide
• Banksy's Couch Gag
• Lawyer Jailed For Refusing To Pledge The Flag
• Yoga: A Dangerous Threat To Christianity?
• Man Bites Dog, Literally
• Freeway Jammed By Burning Yams
• Roman Helmet Auctioned For $3.65 Million
• Happy Coffins For Fun Funerals
• The Gap's Epic Logo Failure
• What's Killing Honey Bees?
• NYC Bans Using Food Stamps For Sodas
• Lennon Fingerprint Card Siezed By The Feds
• Cpt. Jack Sparrow Crashes British Primary School
• Hyatt Sued Over Cross-Dressing Employee
• Wisconsin Passes Anti-Racial Mascot Law
• Dora The Exploited
• Michael Jackson Scarecrows
• Celebrating UFOs With The Interplanetary Conclave of Light
• 200 New Species Discovered In New Guinea
• Texas GOP's $5 Million Dollar Doughnut Bill
• Obama Breaks Presidential Seal
• $10 Million Dollars For Weezer To Go Away
• Legal Weed In California? It's Not Just Reefer Madness
• The Most Powerful Women In The World
• "Personal Groups," Downloads Coming To Facebook
• Roy Halladay's No-Hitter
• Teenage Undertaker
• Mixed-Race Sisters Have Two Sets Of Single-Race Children
• Smoking Chimp Dies At 52, Outlives Non-Smoking Peers
• The Swordfish Swordsman
• Penguin To Become Train Conductor
• The Purple Potato
• America's 25 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods
• Justin Bieber Gets Punk'd
• SunChips Trashes Biodegradable Bag
• Women "Like It On" Facebook
• Toxic Aluminum Sludge Floods Hungary
• Cigar Guy: Birth Of A Meme
• Paint The White House Green
• Frog Found In Wine Bottle
• Vinegar Plus Salt Equals Malt Salt
• Ultra-Light Carbon Wins Nobel Prize
• iPad Sales Coming To Target, Amazon
• Plants Murdered As Revenge
• Undersea Census Catalogs Weird Watery Creatures
• The Naked President?
• Grumpy Clown Wins Senate Seat
• Die Hard Director Gets Hard Time
• Laptop Heat Causes Toasted Thighs
• Zack Snyder Takes On Superman
• Twitter Names New Chairman
• No-Glasses 3D TV Launching This Year
• The New Food Pyramid
• Obese But Healthy
• The Top Restaurant Trend Is Growing Your Own Food
• Mattress Dominos World Record
• Stuck On A Ferris Wheel
• Twilight's Crazy Hand Model
• In-Vitro Fertilization Creator Wins Nobel Prize
• Winston Churchill: Chart-Topping Music Star?
• Verizon To Issue 15 Million Refunds
• Chicago QB Victim Of Most NFL Sacks In A Half
• Family Connections: The Social Network Star's Cousin Works for Real-Life Facebook
• Boston Fire Department Gets Pet-Sized Oxygen Masks
• ADHD Has A Genetic Link
• Dinosaurs Were Taller Than Imagined
• Police Auction Off Underwear To Raise Cash
• BMW Recalls 350,000 Automobiles Over Bad Brakes
• Ochocinco Cereal Has Sexy Mistake On The Back
• America's Brainiest Cities
• Prehistoric Giant Penguins
• Google Street View Now On All Seven Continents
• The 2010 Ig Nobel Prize Winners
• The World's Most Remote Hotels

September 2010

• Comedian Roaster Greg Giraldo Dies From Drug Overdose
• Mercury The Planet-Comet
• Legendary Actor Tony Curtis Dead At 85
• Long Lost Footage Of Neil Armstrong's Moonwalk Found
• Gliese 581 G, The Goldilocks Planet
• Nintendo's 3DS To Arrive In March
• Alberto Contador Busted For PEDs
• Google's Banned Instant Search Words
• Secret Sex Tape Drives Teen To Suicide
• Carl's Jr. Unveils Massive Foot-Long Burger
• Domino's Unveils Breakfast Pizza
• The Flintstones Turn 50
• WWI Officially Ends
• Enjoy A Cup Of Java, Today Is Coffee Day
• Teen Girl Kills 448-Pound Bear With Bow And Arrow
• French Folks Not Flocking To Fitness Centers
• Clown Heading To Congress, If He Can Learn To Read
• Star Wars 3D
• Justin Bieber In Doll Form
• Gordon Ramsay, The Killer Chef
• David Simon, Creator Of The Wire, Wins Genius Grant
• Las Vegas Hotel's Death Ray
• Monkeys And Snake Charmers Protect Commonwealth Games Athletes
• Warning System, Fast Action Saved Lives At UT
• Peanut Bullies
• Eurocopter's Half Plane Half Helicopter Speed Demon
• Find A Jewish Lawyer
• Elvira Returns To TV With More Bad Movies
• Man Caught Stealing 130 Pumpkins, Getting Ready For Halloween
• Joey Ramone Place Most Stolen NYC Street Sign
• Man Closes Club By Peeing On Light Socket
• Man Gets Nosebleed After Being Shot From Half-Mile Away
• Giant Middle Finger Aimed At Business District
• Want To Know About Religion? Ask An Atheist!
• Kim Jong-Il's Son Becomes Successor-In-Waiting
• NFL Legend George Blanda Dead At 83
• Actors Unions Vs. The Hobbit
• Owner Of Hot Pink Kitty Tracked Down
• Segway Company Owner Rides Segway Over Cliff
• 42 Bungee Jumps, 60 Minutes
• Carstaches!
• Man Wins A Million Dumplings In Karaoke Contest
• Billie Joe Armstrong Joins Green Day Musical
• Latex Paint Will Not Stop Tasers
• Elmo Breaks Man's Fingers In Fist Fight
• Katy Perry To Make Appearance With Simpsons Puppets
• Happy 12th Birthday, Google!
• Levee Breaks In Wisconsin
• Rare Penny Sold For $1.7 Million
• Man Survives Accidental Hanging
• Ichiro Breaks Another MLB Record
• Test Your Stereo With GM's Test List
• Woman Fights Off Bear With Zucchini
• Lost Language Unearthed In Letter Form
• Virginia Executes First Female Prisoner In A Century
• Facebook Suffers Its Worst Outage In 4 Years
• Facebook Film Takes Over MySpace
• Stink Bugs Reach Epic Levels
• Katy Perry Cut From Sesame Street
• Singer/Actor Eddie Fisher Dead At 82
• SugarHouse Casino Opens; Philadelphia America's Largest Gambling City
• Bill Gates, America's Richest Man (Again)
• Giant Schnitzels Land Restaurant In Hot Water
• Naked Man From Naked Creek Road Arrested
• Steering Error Sank The Titanic
• Phoenix Apologizes To Letterman Over Weird Apperance
• The World's Horniest Dinosaur
• UFOs Disabled US Nuclear Weapons?
• Computer Worm Designed To Take Out Iranian Nuclear Plant?
• Steven Tyler And Jennifer Lopez Become American Idols
• Autumn And The Harvest Moon
• 5 Million Packages Of Similac Recalled
• Plane Makes Emergency Landing On Highway
• Divorce Insurance Is A Good Investment
• How Moses Parted The Red Sea
• Crocodiles Use Hurricane To Escape Sanctuary
• Parking Tickets Suggest Yoga Stretching
• South Bend's Great Pubic Schools
• Teenager Developed Twitter Worm Exploit
• Paris Hilton Banned From Japan
• Kirsten Gillibrand, The Hottest Senator In Washington
• Happy Birthday To The World's Oldest Man
• Twitter Hacked By Mouseover Virus
• Air Freshener Wards Off Bandit... Again
• Beached Cow Mistaken For Polar Bear
• Top 10 Unanswerable Questions
• High On Caffeine, Man Strangles His Wife
• Laser Surgery To Remove Eye Worms
• Mascot On Mascot Violence
• Presidential Security Detail Loses Woman's Car
• Lynyrd Skynyrd Inspiration Dies At 77
• Denver Broncos WR Kenny McKinley Found Dead
• Randy Quaid Arrested For Squatting At His Old Home
• 21,000 People RSVP to Girl's 15th Birthday
• America's Perfect Teen Isn't American
• Brooklyn's Newest Immigrant Community: Possums
• Woman Stabs Man Who Calls Her Feet Stinky
• Facebook Developing Mobile Phone?
• Delaware Senate Nominee Dabbled In Witchcraft?
• Angry Dad Goes After Middle-School Bullies
• Niketown Infested With Bedbugs
• Giants Player Threw Helmet Into Stands
• FDA To Consider Genetically-Engineered Salmon
• Yarr, It Be Talk Like A Pirate Day!
• Happy Constitution Day
• Woman Fakes Attack, Throws Acid In Her Own Face
• Polite Bank Robber Thanks Teller
• Sacha Baron Cohen To Rock Out In Freddie Mercury Movie
• Dead Man Gets Parking Ticket
• Mystery Man Falls From The Sky, Disappears
• Human Skulls Make Bad Souvenirs
• The World's Smallest Cow
• 10,000 Birds Trapped By World Trade Memorial Lights
• Joaquin Phoenix's "I'm Still Here" Is A Hoax
• The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Plan Washington Rallies?
• World's Smallest Dog Meets World's Largest Dog
• The Symbol Of Criminals: The Yankees Logo
• 15-Year-Old Girl Aces The ACT
• Dog With The World's Longest Tongue
• Facebook Plant Killed With Kindness
• Self-Service Wine Tanks
• Burial At Sea Fails As Body Returns To Shore
• Halo: Reach Sells $200 Million In One Day
• First-Person-Shooters Improve Decision Making
• IHOP Sues IHOP In Pancakes Vs. Prayers
• Space Tourism To Start In 2015
• Egyptian Newspaper Photoshops President Into The Lead
• Michael Grimm Takes America's Got Talent Title
• More Popular People Get The Flu First
• Yoga Bear Limbers Up
• Naked Woman Steals Cab
• Meet The New Twitter
• No Use Firing Over Stale Bread
• Library Wants Man Arrested Over Late Returns
• Jeopardy Champ Takes Home $77,000 In One Episode!
• Harry Potter Roller Coaster Modified For Obese Customers
• 3D Bra Ad May Be A Distraction
• Pregnant Nun Ice Cream Ad Banned
• College Bans Social Media (For A Week)
• Doctor Sued For Branding Patient's Uterus
• A Firm Handshake, A Longer Life
• Farmer Sued For Growing Too Much Food
• Rebranding Corn Syrup
• Banned From The USA Over Insulting Email
• The Cat-Marked Cat
• Street Musician Kabongs Critic With Guitar
• The Great Chocolate Milk App War
• Starbucks Takes Tall Off The Menu
• Toyota Plans Seven New Hybrids For 2012
• Religious Search Engines
• Oprah Sends Entire Audience To Australia
• UFO Shuts Down Another Chinese Airport
• A Well-Manicured Wedding Proposal
• The Wurst Maze Ever
• Gas-Sucking Siphoners Get Fiery Comeuppance
• Pirates Of The Seventh Hole
• Robbery Via Flamethrower
• 230,000 Japanese Centenarians Missing
• The Man Who Builds The iPhone
• Attacker Foiled By Bushy Beard
• San Bruno Neighborhood Explodes
• Best Buy To Carry Kindle For Christmas
• Facebook Inches Past Google In Time Wasted
• "Here You Have" Virus Strikes Major Companies
• Leaving Lustful Court
• Python Wrestling Federation Gets Two Men Arrested
• Cuddly Toys With Mental Illnesses
• Fort Gay Gets Gamer In Hot Water
• Vitamin B May Delay Alzheimer's Disease
• 24-Hour Milk Depot Opens
• Sun-Popped Corn On The Cob
• Hunchbacked Dinosaur With Bird-Like Features A Missing Link?
• Harvard Dethroned From World's Top University Spot
• Piers Morgan To Replace Larry King
• Don Johnson Wins $51 Million Dollar Lawsuit
• Google Instant Search: Annoying Or Effective?
• US Army To Design New Female Uniforms
• Detroit, America's Stress Capital
• Upset Alert: Fried Beer Loses At Texas State Fair
• Google TV To Go Worldwide In 2011
• Refudiate Tops Online Search Lists
• The Doll-Faced Bandit
• Duke Nukem Forever Lives Again!
• University Of Baltimore Offering Zombie 101 Class
• NFL To Face More Blackouts This Year
• Science Determines What Makes A Good Dancer
• Another Day, Another Google Doodle Mystery
• Two Asteroids To Buzz Earth Today
• Man Arrested For Telling Kids To Get Off His Lawn With Bullets
• Non-Stick Pans Raise Child Cholesterol
• What A Crappy Cake
• German School Kids Given Celebratory Porno Pens
• Black Widow Wins Buffalo Wing-Eating Contest
• The New World's Shortest Man
• Georgia Town Passes Anti-Sagging Law
• Music War: Apple Vs. Google
• Buzz Lightyear, Carrot Ranger?
• Road Sign Hacked To Read Eat My Shorts
• SpiderDan Climbs San Francisco Tower
• Google Logo Gets Ballsy
• Happy Labor Day From PopFi!
• Christmas In September
• Boobies Bracelet Banned By Schools
• Goats Rescued From Freeway Overpass After 2 Long Days
• Burger King Goes Private
• Double Rainbow Windows Commercial
• Guns N' Roses Driven Offstage By Irish Music Fans
• Smoking Toddler Kicks The Habit
• Happy 90210 Day!
• Misspelled Sign Declares Independence From Spell Check
• Triple-Horned Cowceratops
• Drunk Courier Loses $1.3 Million Dollar Painting
• Samsung Unveils Galaxy Tab Tablet PC
• Apple Launches iTunes Social Network Ping
• Conan Announces New TBS Show's Official Date
• Man Survives 39-Story Suicide Dive
• Man Makes $18K Replica Of Ex-Girlfriend
• Spilled Tea Causes Plane To Make Emergency Stop
• Another Day, Another Baseball Brawl
• Eco-Terrorist Gunman Storms Discovery Channel Offices
• MySpace Gives Up, Links Up With Facebook
• The Anti-Facebook
• Obama's Oval Office
• RV Dealer Challenges Twilight's Jacob To Push-Up Contest
• New Dinosaur Like A "Stocky Velociraptor"
• Sometimes You Gotta Dance
• Deep-Fried Beer, The Perfect Food
• Oversleeping Workers Locked Out
• Sony Debuts Three Updated Readers
• Golf Swing Starts 12-Acre Wildfire
• Reds Bring Up Secret Weapon Aroldis Chapman
• Old People Love Hearing Bad Things About Youngsters

August 2010

• Let Google Prioritize Your Inbox
• Cat Lovers Flock To Cat-Filled Tourist Trap
• Trapped Miners To Get Video Games
• Troy Polamalu's $1 Million Dollar Hairdo
• XBox Live's Prices Rise
• Virtual Girlfriends Taken On Real Vacations
• Stay Wired Marshmallow Man
• 70 Applicants For Every Job
• The Oxford English Dictionary May Soon Learn The Meaning Of Gone
• Mushroom Hunter Massacre
• My Name Is Hurricane Earl
• Two Terror Suspects On Dry Run Nabbed In Amsterdam
• Brass Monkey, That Drunken Monkey
• Frankenstein's Bad Night
• McDonald's Great Moon Burger Is Big In Japan
• Cannibal Cafe Opens In Berlin
• 25 Percent Of Strippers Have College Degrees
• Shakespeare In Klingon
• Volcano Wakes Up After 400 Years
• Union Employee Fired For Trying To Start A Union
• Cruise Ship Stuck In Arctic Waters
• The 2010 Emmys: Big Winners and Bigger Losers
• Police Chopper Turns Camera Bomber
• Black Rice, The Next Superfood
• Google Goes Real Time
• Tiger Cub Discovered In Pile Of Stuffed Animals
• Flying Fish KOs Kayaker
• MIT Pranksters Put TARDIS On Roof
• American Airlines Hit With $24 Million In Fines
• I'm Not Angry, I'm From Philly
• Blockbuster To Go Bankrupt By Next Month
• Two Moons Tonight? Not Quite
• Crocodile Dundee In Debtor's Prison
• Cuba To Old People: Butt Out
• New York's Bagel Tax Gets Creamed
• Hello Kitty Online Launches
• Sumo Wrestlers With iPads
• Candidate Proposes During Mayoral Debate
• Fire Tornado
• Record-Smashing Movie Buff Dies, Presumably While Watching Movies
• Adorable Tiny Frogs
• Golfer Disqualified For Oversleeping
• Google Voice To Take On Skype, Ma Bell
• AMC's Epic Trailer For The Walking Dead
• This Summer's Hottest Destinations
• Man Sues Attorneys For $38 Quadrillion
• Five Years On, Man Notices Bullet In Skull
• Criminal Photobomb
• Walmart Greeter Celebrates 100th Birthday At Work
• Paris Hilton's Home Invasion Was Not So Hot
• Hitler DNA Reveals Less Than Perfection
• Beehive-Eating Dog Wins Weird Award
• Hipster Owes IRS $172 MILLION Dollars
• British Man Invents Indestructible Bees
• Teen Sends Firebird Airborne In Spectacular Wreck
• Fake Tombstone Filled With Marijuana
• Did The CIA Spike A French Town's Bread With Acid?
• Hand Sanitizers Actually Work
• Alligators In Every Major City!
• Chicken Breast Comment Gets Man Banned From The Grocery
• Alien Life Search Should Include Robots
• Anne Frank's Chestnut Tree Topples
• Philadelphia To Charge Bloggers $300
• Pick The Statue Of Liberty's Nose
• Justice Department Needs Jive-Talkers
• Drinking Water Leads To Weight Loss
• China's Nine-Day Traffic Jam
• Mexico's Jimena Navarrete Wins Miss Universe
• Ne-va-da Or Ne-VAH-da
• RFK's Assassination Hotel Turned Most Expensive US School
• Woman Suffers From Bananaphobia
• A Vaccine To The Ebola Virus?
• Bedbugs Visit Empire State Building
• Strange Starbucks Factoids
• DUI Bride Busted On Wedding Day
• 101-Year-Old Woman Gets Her Third Tattoo
• British Woman Smashes Texting World Record
• Trapped Miners To Be Stranded For Months
• Caster Semenya Is Back And Better Than Ever
• Teen Girl Honored By Baseball Hall Of Fame
• The Shrinking Moon
• Saudi Arabian Judge Orders Man Paralyzed
• The Incredible Inedible Egg
• Cameron Diaz Unsafe For Any Browsing Speed
• Intel Buys Up McAfee
• Lake Havasu Fears Piranha
• Baseball Great/Cheat Roger Clemens Indicted In Steroids Trial
• Police Advised To Wear Sensible Underwear
• Smoking Decreasing In Movies
• Harry Potter's Condom Controversy
• "2 Today" Birthday Card Not For Kids Under 3
• Burger King's Monster New York Pizza Burger
• French Icon Eating French Fries Draws French Fire
• Boob-Baring Bank Burglars Busted
• Introverts Have Different Brains
• Banana Man On Rampage
• Frozen Rice Krispy Treats Stuffed With Ice Cream
• Steven Tyler Stage-Dives Into Floor
• Google CEO Says You'll Have To Change Your Name To Escape Your Past
• Weatherman's Stormy Gesture Lands Him In Hot Water
• GM Announces IPO
• Deputy Swarmed By Thousands Of Bees
• Oh The (Facebook) Places You'll Check Into
• American Express Voted Best Credit Card
• Huh? iPods, Headphones Behind Teen Hearing Loss?
• Homeless Man Lives In Library For Two Weeks, Nobody Noticed
• Big Bong Baby Busted
• Microsoft Returns To The Skies
• Bomb Squad Called On Hit Record
• Roger Federer's William Tell Moment
• God Squad Vs. Geek Squad
• Get A Master's Degree In Sausage
• Fake Facebook Dislike Button Scam Warning
• Baby Taken From Parents By Flight Attendant
• Chinese Studio Makes World's First IMAX 3-D Porn
• Sonic Booms Mark Obama Visit
• Father McAwesome The Skateboarding Priest
• Zoo Keeper Arrested For Breeding Magical Ligers
• Proof Of Alien Life Within 25 Years
• Fire Alarm Activated After 40 Years With No Power
• Justin Bieber's Revenge
• Ron Is Indifferent To This Post
• 78-Year-Old Man Rides Coaster 90 Times In One Day
• Swinging Gymnast Trains Orangutans
• English Professor Picks Fight With Starbucks
• Spiked Park Bench Prevents Loitering, Enjoyment
• Tila Tequila Attacked At Gathering Of The Juggalos
• North Korea Takes To Twitter
• Ford Brings Back The Boss 302
• Dustin Johnson Breaks Dumb Rule, Loses Championship
• Jarhead Bear Finds Freedom
• Millionaire Butler
• Flasher Crooks Make Off With Money
• UFO Spotted Underwater?
• Unluckiest 13-Year-Old Ever
• Make Your Own iPhone
• 13 Ways To Celebrate Friday The 13th
• Kiss-In This Saturday
• Baby Born On 8/9/10 at 11:12
• 21 Years Of House Arrest
• R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Dryer"
• Disco Squirrel Loves Disco Music
• Man Gets World's Largest Speeding Fine
• Girl Refuses To Eat After School Calls Her Fat
• North Korea Wants To Pay Its Bills With Ginseng
• Scratch-And-Sniff Utility Bills
• Peru Under Attack By Vampire Bats
• Mecca To Build World's Biggest Clock
• Tonight's Special: Toad With A Side Of Health Violations
• The Oldest Rock On Earth
• Adorable Mutant Cat With Four Ears
• Teen Beauty Queen Loses Her Crown Due To Dye Job
• Four Sisters, Four Babies, Four Days
• Denny's Fried Cheese Sandwich, With Extra Cheese
• 2200-Year-Old Coin Uncovered In Israel
• MTV Crowns First Twitter DJ, Continues To Not Show Music
• Kindergarten Achievers Become Successful Adults
• iPhone Users Are The Most Promiscuous
• Man Caught Marinating Cat In His Trunk
• Pea Plant Sprouts In Man's Lung
• Pop-Tarts Mania Strikes NYC
• Shcool Days
• French Police Force Now Hiring Tiny People
• World Health Organization Says H1N1 Is Over
• Perseid Meteor Shower To Hit Tonight
• Linda McMahon Wins Senate Primary
• Justin Bieber Gets Brained
• McCafe Is McProfitable
• Sleeping Soundly Secrets
• NBA Heads To London For Regular Season Games
• State Law Bans Amateur Brewers
• Win Poker Games Or Go To Jail
• Krispy Kreme Customer Makes Off With $5,000 Worth Of Dough-Nuts
• What's The Deal With Dollar Coins?
• Father Vs. Son At National Scrabble Championship
• Boat Joke Leads To Four Deaths
• Flight Attendant Activates Emergency Exit, Goes Home
• Sauna Championship Turns Fatal
• No Flying The Portly Skies As Airline Grounds Fat Crew
• Largest Iceberg Since 1962 Is Four Times As Big As Manhattan
• Hot Coffee To The Face Stops Robber
• Man Gets Stuck In Toilet Pit For TWO DAYS
• Business Booms At The World's Largest Yardsale
• First Woman To Head US Intelligence Agency
• Two Twins, One Innocent And One Guilty Of Murder
• Kids Getting Salmonella From Pet Food
• Groom Accidentally Kills Three Wedding Guests
• More Girls Growing Early
• Health Inspectors Shut Down 7-Year-Old's Lemonade Stand
• Couple Loses Custody Of Baby Hitler
• China Whips Out Impressive New Dong
• Taco Bell's Fake-Street Tacos
• Brewery Shut Down Over Delicious/Bad Smells
• Nimble Toes Type Rescue Message
• Ducks Cause Train Delay
• Google Vs. Geezer In Age Discrimination Lawsuit
• A Pardon For Billy The Kid?
• Wife Discovers Husband's Second Family Thanks To Facebook
• Monster Crocs Stalk Aussie Town
• Longtime Fan Marries Eddie Munster After 45 Years
• Elvis Running For Governor Of Arkansas
• Kitten Survives 3-Hour Ride Stuck In Car Grill
• Flight Diverted After Man Caught Smoking
• Toe-Eating Dog Saves Man's Life
• Chinese Firm Develops Drive-Thru Bus
• Google Ends Google Wave
• A-Rod Hits 600th Home Run
• Buffett Convinces Fellow Billionaires To Give
• Germany Invaded By Radioactive Boars
• Churchill Involved in UFO Cover-Up
• Bombed Bandits Drink 11 Cases Of Stolen Beer
• Starcraft II Sells 1.5 Million Copies In 48 Hours
• Roof Fire Turns Out To Be Roof Fireflies
• Obesity Rates Tripled Since 2007
• Air Rage: Man Attacks Helicopter
• The World's Biggest Lederhosen
• Barnes And Noble For Sale
• Brett Favre To Finally Retire? Maybe!
• Wyclef Jean For President Of Haiti
• FBI Tells Wikipedia: "Take Down Our Logo!"
• John The Baptist's Remains Found?
• Georgia Knows How To Party
• Prepare For The Solar Flare-pocalypse
• Indonesian Parliament Interrupted By Porn
• Woman Asks 911 For A Date
• Woman Changes Her Name To The Entire Alphabet
• Ohio Red Cross To Give Away Amish Buggy (Or New Car)
• Super-Strong Gorilla Glass
• Woman Catches 4 Million Mosquitoes In Taiwan
• Delicious Canned Pancake Milkshake
• Ozzie Guillen Says MLB Abuses Latin Players
• Cadillac Escalade Tops Stolen Cars List
• Christmas In August, Literally
• Kayak Drifts 600 Miles To Florida
• UAE, Saudi Arabia Ban BlackBerry Messaging
• Sexy Beer Ad Banned
• Brazilian Men Switched At Birth Work And Live Together
• Robber Calls Restaurant To Complain About Robbery Haul
• Canadians Burn Baseball Field
• Giant Hailstone Breaks US Record
• Passion Plunges Woman 60 Feet From Roof
• Condos For No Dough

July 2010

• National Cheesecake Day, Om Nom Nom!
• Vicar Conducts 360 Sham Marriages
• Art On The Head Of A Pencil
• Drew Carey Drops 80lbs. After Getting Sick Of Being Fat
• Oldest Man In Tokyo Actually Dead For 30 Years
• Jennifer Lopez To Take Song And Dance Act To American Idol
• Goldman Sachs To Ban Cursing, Ignore Real Problems
• Bear Mauls Three Campers Near Yellowstone
• Another Week, Another World's Strongest Beer
• Lost Ansel Adams Photos Might Not Be Real
• Porsche Unveils Green 918 Sports Car
• Fan Wearing Miami Heat LeBron James Jersey Thrown Out
• Flying Manta Rays
• Restaurant Debuts $69 Hot Dog With Truffles
• 100 Million Facebook Users Have Personal Details Leaked Onto BitTorrent
• Relationships Key To Long And Healthy Life
• Lock Picking Competitions
• ATMs Hacked To Spit Out Cash
• China Drafts Fur Farm Foxes To Fight Rats
• Teen Calls Cops On Drunk-Driving Mom
• Catalonia Bans Bullfighting
• Snake Found In Washing Machine
• Tiger Escapes From The Vet
• Klingon Tourists Get Cave Tours, Too
• Butt-Groping Knife Fight
• Southwest Airlines Bumps Skinny Woman For Fat Passenger
• Rare Zedonk Born In Georgia
• Man Buys $200-Million-Dollar Photos At Yard Sale
• Tarantulas Invade England
• Chevy Volt Gets A Price Tag
• Best Tweet Gets A $70K Job
• Six Men Can Turn Off The Internet
• The Internet Is Running Out Of Addresses
• City Council Cuts Its Own Pay 90%
• World's First Full Face Transplant Performed
• Man Swallows 85 Condoms Full Of Cocaine
• The Voyage Of The Plastiki
• Beautiful, Crumbling Lynnewood Hall
• Fake Breasts, Clown Pants, Toy BB Gun, Terribad Bank Robber
• Matt Garza Throws First No-Hitter In Tampa Bay Rays History
• Nuns On The Run!
• Ursine Car Thief Stalks Colorado
• White iPhone Delay A Cover Story
• Papal Coins Given As Change In Vatican City
• Hot Weather Makes For Small Fries
• Plane Passenger Arrested After Complaining About The Food
• Kings Of Leon Get Pooped Off Stage
• Nerd Rage! Stabbing At Comic-Con
• Surfer Statue Eaten By Shark
• Hungry Hungry Robber
• Transient Breaks Into, Runs Profitable Business
• Microsoft Wants You To "Be What's Next"
• Poster Exhibitionist Hunted By Giggling Police
• Manchester United Jerseys Banned In Malaysia
• Major League Baseball To Test Minor Leagues For HGH
• Tourist Forgets Wife At Gas Station
• Bingo Wedding Called Off
• Lady Bandit's Panty Mask Unsuccessful
• India Unveils $35 Laptop
• Dead Animal Beer
• Couple Falls Out Of Window During Sex
• Man Shoots Wife With Toilet Paper Gun
• Romantic Comedies Affect Real Romance
• Prisoners Escape From A Real Dummy
• Jimmy Johnson, Football Coach Turned Reality Show Contestant
• Ieshuh Griffin Is Not To Be Messed With
• Facebook Surpasses 500 Million Users
• Banned From Facebook For Getting Lucky
• 40-Ton Whale Smashes Yacht
• Scientists Discover Super-Sized Star
• Cop Quits For Midget Porn Star
• Epic Turbulence Forces Emergency Landing
• Saved By The Pizza Guy
• London To Mongolia Trip Powered By Spam
• Laptop Sold For $5 At Thrift Store
• Happy National Junk Food Day!
• Craigslist Master Turns Cell Phone Into Porsche
• Man Has Sex With Great Dane
• The Flying Donkey
• Playboy Creates Safe For Work Alternative
• Bombarding Police With Beats Gets You Beaten
• Frank Sinatra's Shirt Bought For $5
• Soccer Player Attacks Referee
• Bowls Of Fingers And Teeth Found In Mayan King's Tomb
• Platypus Rescued From Sewer Pipe
• Ice Cream Goes To The Dogs
• Video, Photos, and Police Officers-Prepare For War
• Steve Jobs And The iPhone 4 Saga, Cartoon Style
• Rare Horton Plains Slender Loris Discovered
• Man Caught Smuggling 18 Monkeys In A Girdle
• Man Being Bombarded By Alien Meteorites
• Handcuffed Man Escapes Police Custody
• Indonesian Muslims Praying In The Wrong Direction
• 230-Year-Old Drinkable Champagne Recovered From Shipwreck
• Food Bank Hands Out Dog Food
• Roads Returning To Gravel
• Vaccines, Now In Patch Form
• Autobahn Closed Due To Massive Party
• Interstate Sound Wall By Chia
• South African Louis Oosthuizen Wins British Open
• Town Accused Of Dumping Geese In Neighboring City
• Devil-Horned Crook Arrested
• Police Greeted By Naked Woman With Beer
• The Large Hadron Collider Comic Book
• Improv Everywhere's Subway Star Wars
• Baskin-Robbins Shelves Five Flavors
• Swimming Pools Full Of Alcohol And Other Awesome Parties
• LeBron James Pendant Worth Its Weight In Gold
• Zombie Queen Mary Too Scary For Kids
• Porky Pig Beaten By Ruffians
• Texas Cop Kills Chupacabra
• Fishing Teen Catches 5-Pound Goldfish
• Getting Dressed For Work Earns German Cop Overtime
• Facebook: A Cheating Spouse's Best Friend
• UFO Buzzes Chinese Airport
• The End Of Yahoo Personals
• Cop Gets Trapped Trying To Rescue Trapped Man
• Giant Walls of Fat Cleaned From Sewers
• Indecent Mannequins!
• Pork Rinds Cause Truck Wreck
• Racy Texts Routinely Sent To Wrong Person
• Microwaved Squid Poisons 2 People
• Old Spice Man Goes On Marketing Blitz
• Mother Sleeps With Son She Gave Up For Adoption
• The National League Wins Its First All-Star Game Since 1996
• A Eulogy For The Boss
• Dog Locked In Hot Car Honks For Help
• Poop-Powered Army Barracks
• Consumer Reports Flunks The iPhone 4
• Clerk Feigns Misunderstanding, Foils Robbery
• Russian Lake Monster Blamed For 19 Deaths
• Hypochondriac's Handbook Mines Weird Diseases For Fun And Profit
• Belly Button Placement Determines Athletic Skills Set
• Man Lights Himself On Fire After Losing Bet
• 10 Brands That Will Be Gone In 2011
• Phony Bus Driver Crashes Real Bus
• Man Throws Toddler Girl In Front Of Moving Car
• Barefoot Bandit Busted
• Lance Armstrong: "My Tour Is Over"
• Spain Wins The 2010 World Cup
• Vermontasaurus Put On Endangered List
• The World's Oldest LOLCats
• Woman Watches Husband For Two Weeks After Death
• Laundry-Stealing Cat Burglar
• Paul The Octopus Predicts Spainish World Cup
• Dangerous Giant Burgers
• Iowa Man Busted For Lawn Mower DUI
• Vending Machine Wine
• Food On The Go-Canned Sandwiches!
• New Drug Stops 91% Of HIV Virus Strains
• LeBron Chooses Miami Over Cleveland
• Russia's Delicious Vending Machine Caviar
• CNN Fires Middle East Senior Editor For Tweet
• Comic Strip Turned Window Wedding Proposal
• Woman Posed As 14-Year-Old Boy To Date Teen Girl
• Swedes Bust Garlic Smuggler With 28 Tons Of Funk
• The Great Monkey Escape
• US Cyber Command Seal Contains Secret Code
• Solar Plane Completes 26-Hour Flight
• Solar-Powered Plane Starts 24-Hour Flight
• The Tour De France Diet
• The Iranian Guide To Haircuts
• Italian Motorists Steal $12,580 In Euro Coins
• Zoo Preserving The Endangered Mullet
• Soldiers Bust A Move On Patrol
• Fan Falls From Upper Deck At Baseball Game
• The LeBron James Variety Hour And Free Agency Special
• Octopus Oracle Predicts Spain Over Germany
• The Turtle-Cam
• 91-Year-Old Living With Bodies Of Her Husband And Sister
• Brides Selecting Fat Friends As Bridesmaids
• Cop Arrests Census Worker For Trespassing
• Drunk Partier Passes Out 20 Miles From Home
• Hot Dog Eating Champion Arrested
• Princess Di-Flavored Hair Jam
• Paul Baldwin's 154th Arrest
• Google To Pay Gay Employees More
• Greeting Cards With Taste
• Millions Of H1N1 Vaccines To Be Trashed
• Leprechaun Gone Wild In Grocery Store Parking Lot
• Nevada Primary Election Decided By Card Game
• Apple Hit With iPhone Class-Action Lawsuit
• Andrew Garfield, Amazing Spider-Man
• Man Loses Eye In Vuvuzela Fight
• Donald Duck DUI
• Twilight Makes $30 Million At Midnight Screenings Alone
• Woot Bought By Amazon, Woot-Offs To Get Way Better
• Maggots Ground Plane In Atlanta
• Windows Kills Kin After 48 Days
• "Little Miss Muffet" Science Study
• Wonder Woman Gets New Outfit For Her Anniversary

June 2010

• Windows 8 Details Leaked To The Public, Two Years Early
• School District Fails Spelling Test
• Russian Engineer Successfully Builds His Own Death Trap
• 10 Most Brutal Injuries Ever Caught On X-Ray
• Larry King To Retire After 25 Years
• iPhone Finally Coming To Verizon
• Solutions To The iPhone 4G Antenna Problem
• Russian Suburban Spy Ring Busted
• Hulu Debuts $10-Per-Month Hulu Plus Service
• More Paranormal Activity In Movie Theaters
• New Crop Circles At Britain's UFO Capital
• Stroke Victim Learns To Read With His Tongue
• Chinese Soldiers Banned From Online Dating
• Google To Go After Facebook With Google Me?
• 81-Year-Old Machete Vigilante
• Eat Every 15 Minutes Or Die
• Marilyn Monroe's Chest X-Ray Sold For $45K
• Michael Jackson's Old Laundry Sells For $190K
• Singer Shot Dead Hours After Denying Reports Of His Death
• Left-Handers Dub iPhone 4G Discriminatory
• Vuvuzelas Drive All Species Nuts
• Mountain Lion Becomes Golf Hazard
• Male Birth Control Pill Developed
• Drunk Man Floats A Mile Out To Sea In A Raft
• 6-Year-Old Makes No Fly List
• Teen Photoshopped Onto Bestiality Fliers For Revenge
• New World's Ugliest Dog Crowned
• Carp Invasion, USA
• Bruce Campbell's Soup Is Mmm-Mmm Groovy
• Man On Mower Leads Low-Speed Lawn Chase
• Dog Runs Down Human In Pickup
• Monster Croc Gobbles Live Shark
• US Health Care Tops In The World In Cost
• Aussie Football Nut Living In Giant Ball
• Men Shoot Each Other In Pain Pact
• Drunk Driver Trapped In Wreck Keeps Drinking
• World's Longest Tennis Match
• Cops Chase, Taser Nude Woman
• Try The Lion Burger
• Mac And Cheese With A Side Of Violence
• Popular Politico Wins Panty-Tossing Adulation
• Cop Arrested for DUI On The Way To DUI Trial
• Britain's Most Identical Identical Twins
• Toyless Happy Meals... Or Else
• "Times Square Kiss" Nurse Edith Shain Passes Away
• Naked Cowboy Sues Naked Cowgirl
• Build Your Own B Movie!
• Friendly's Unveils Grilled Cheese Burger Melt
• Kindle Vs. Nook, The Price War Is On!
• Woman Gets Son's Ashes Made Into Tattoo
• Prisoner Eats Cellmate's Lung By Mistake
• Japanese Start Divorce Ceremony
• Town To Ban Singing And Annoying Noises
• National Pork Board Threatens Website Over Unicorn Meat
• One Shot For Hay Fever, Allergies, and Eczema
• Truck Stopped With Man Hanging Onto Roof
• Blonde Burglar Busted In Bed
• 162 People Under One Roof
• Keeping A Diary With 32,000 Tea Bags
• Wing-Walking Woman Dances To World Record
• Hide And Go Thief
• License Plate Ads
• French World Cup Players Stage Revolt
• Mannequin Mistaken For Mummy
• Vacuum Salesmen Destroy Mattress During Demo
• Vuvuzelas Invade America's Game
• Brazillian Baby Busts A Move
• The Other Justin Bieber
• Russia Bans Vodka At St. Petersburg Economic Forum
• Utah Man Executed By Firing Squad
• Dog Captures Alligator On The Loose In Ohio
• Jeremy London Kidnapped, Forced To Do Drugs
• Man Sings Lowest Note On Record
• Lakers Claim The 2010 NBA Title
• The Blues Brothers Gets Vatican Seal Of Approval
• Building A Better Brat Bun
• Woman On Chartered Plane Carrying 500 Pounds Of Weed
• White Guy Rentals
• Cabbie Holds Woman Hostage For A Tip
• Kevin Costner To Stop Oil Leak, Rescue Earth
• E.T. Appears In Wooden Fence
• 9-Year-Old Alligator Wrestler
• iPhone 4G Sells Out On Day One
• Cop Punches Woman In The Face During Jaywalking Arrest
• Viagra For Women Discovered
• Happy Bloomsday
• The Johnny Cash Project
• Churchill's Cigar Edited From Picture
• Dutch Fans Banned For Ambush Marketing
• Woman Busted For Dumping Mayo In Book Drop
• Circus Offers Counseling For Clown-Phobic Customers
• Attacking Bikers With A Puppy
• Man Saws His Own Arm Off
• The Big 12 Survives, Barely
• The History Of Motorcycle Hearses
• Vigilante Hunting Osama Bin Laden Arrested
• Bullfighter Flees From Bull! Ole!
• 11-Year-Old Raises $70K To Help Gulf Birds
• Bangladesh Shuts Down For World Cup Matches
• Gentleman Bandit Does The Dishes, Then Robs
• Showers Might Make You Sick
• Chatroulette's Brave Nude World
• Touchdown Jesus Burned After Lightning Strike
• Starbucks To Offer Free WiFi
• Drive-Thru Assault
• The Science Behind Surviving Hypothermia
• Afghanistan's Trillion Dollar Mineral Strike
• Weddings On Aisle 3 At Home Depot
• Microsoft Debuts Kinect
• Fail Whale Sightings Increase Thanks To World Cup
• Underwire Bra Deemed Security Risk
• Man Forced To Marry Cow
• Little Orphan Annie Ends Comic Strip
• Sausage Maven/Country Music Legend Jimmy Dean Passes
• T-Mobile To Give Away Phones On June 19?
• Tarantula Cocktails
• Juror Summons Returned Full Of Dirty Language
• World Cup 2010 Kicks Off Today
• World Cup Refs Prepare For Bad Language
• Baseball Wizard
• UFO Coverup "A Cosmic Watergate"
• Smarty Pants, The Life-Saving Underwear
• Chicago-Style Hot Dogs Come To The White House
• USC Gets Long-Awaited NCAA Punishment
• The Les Grossman Movie Is Go
• Taste The Crazy Whopper
• Blind Hiker Takes On Appalachian Trail
• Two Children Sent To The Wrong Destinations
• Chevrolet Only, No More Chevy Slang
• BP Buys Google Ad Keywords Related To Oil Spill
• 5500-Year-Old Shoes Discovered
• Breast Milk For Sale
• Paper From 1792 Discovered In School
• Mail-Hungry Dog Glues His Mouth Shut
• 102 Miles On Bare Feet
• Ring, Ring, Ring... Piano Phone!
• Catching Wild Cats With Cologne
• Get Your Face In Space
• Homemade Cannon For Home Defense
• Man Survives 750-Mile Flight Hanging on Plane's Landing Gear
• Internet Addicts Stage A Jailbreak
• Stephen Strasburg Is The Future
• Bowler Throws 47 Strikes In A Row
• The Vanity of Nicolas Sarkozy
• Romance Gone Horribly Wrong
• Turning Dogs Into Tigers And Pandas
• A Gladiator's Resting Place
• Restrooms Turned Restaurants
• 210-Pound Hamburger Declared World's Biggest
• Revenge Of The Geek
• Android Karenina's Coming Out Party
• Prisoner's Surprising Bum Capacity
• The Art Of The Open Shot
• Three Generations, One Birthday
• Woman Changes Name To Get Revenge On Travel Agents
• Skinbook, A Facebook For Nudists
• Naked Jesus Wannabe Causes Car Wreck
• Bikini Coffee Shop Boycott
• Meat-Scented Billboard
• The Most Beautiful Tweet In The World
• Clean Your Plate Or Else!
• World's Ugliest Dog Dead At 17
• National Doughnut Day
• Hells Angels Lifestyle Quiz
• Obama's Brother Refused Entry Into UK
• Get Fit The Zombie Apocalypse Way!
• UFO Landing Site Found In New Mexico
• Waffle House Worker Goes Car Surfing
• "Grim Eater" Steals Food From Funerals
• Fired For Being Hot
• McDonald's Recalls Poisonous Shrek Glasses
• Ferrari World, The All-Ferrari Theme Park
• Lexus's $350,000 Supercar
• Fish And Chips Ice Cream!
• Fat Bird Put On A Diet
• Jonathan Hostetler Is A Dead Man
• Drunk Parrots Falling From The Sky
• Woman Launches Nude Housekeeping Service
• Mercury Falls Victim To Cost-Cutting
• Porn Actor Goes On Machete Rampage
• The Robbery of Armando Galarraga
• Skiing With Flare
• Military To Adopt NFL-Style Replay System
• Scaring Movie Audiences With Animal Screams
• Hot Pink Jail Uniforms
• Former Governor Caught With Stolen Moon Rock
• Breast Cancer Vaccine Developed?
• Homer Simpson: Greatest TV Character Of The Last 20 Years
• Only Known Photo Of Marilyn Monroe With JFK For Sale
• NHL Team Needs Your Flushing Hand
• The Prepaid Cell Phone Is Over
• Welfare Fraud Drives Maserati
• Fined For Reading Street Signs
• Google Sued Over Bad Directions
• Quidditch Exhibition Claims New York City
• Marriage Proposal From Down In The Depths
• "She's My Lover AND My Sister!"
• Google To Stop Using Windows
• Pair Born On Same Day In Same Hospital Find Love
• Guatemala's Giant Sinkhole

May 2010

• Happy Memorial Day!
• 8-Year-Old Girl Gets Porn From Teacher
• Pork Chop Thief Strikes At Target Field
• Brushing Teeth Twice A Day Prevents Heart Disease
• Road Sign Hacked For Maximum Rock And Roll
• The World's Most Tattooed Woman
• How 3D Causes Nausea
• Dog's Surprising Freedom Ride
• Calorie-Ladened Drinks Are Deliciously Deadly
• 500,000 Brits Show Up For Work Hung Over Every Day
• Woman Gets Extended Nap On Landed Airplane
• Bank Robbers? More Like Bank Bombers
• Facebook's New Privacy Settings
• Dylan Soundalikes Warble And Wail To Honor Bob
• Foxconn, The Most Suicidal Company Ever?
• Man Infects Himself With A Computer Virus
• Apple Overtakes Microsoft To Become Biggest Tech Company
• Frogs Flood Greek Highway
• Chain-Smoking Toddler
• Cold Weather Super Bowl In Jersey, Circa 2014
• Mark Twain's Comprehensive Autobiography To Be Released
• Strippermobile Banned In Illinois
• Extreme Meals And Restaurant Excess List Updated
• Google Pac-Man Eats Worker Productivity
• Teachers Assault Atheist With Holy Water
• The Cursed Mobile Phone Number
• Amityville Horror House For Sale
• Dell Streaks Into Tablet Market
• Man Fights Off Komodo Dragon
• 57 Ancient Egyptian Tombs Unearthed
• America's Tallest Man
• Fight For The Right To Wear A Kilt
• Ugly Cat, Free To Good Home
• 4-Year-Old Michael Jackson Impersonator
• Water Gun Fight Leads To Poison Leak
• Wal-Mart To Sell iPhone For $97
• Man's Mustache Tattoo Leads To Arrest
• Venus Williams: Stylishly Funky Tennis Champion
• Fish Drags Woman Into The Drink
• Cleveland Cavaliers Coach Mike Brown Fired
• Adopted Children Stalked By Birth Parents
• Chicken Suits Banned From Nevada Voting Stations
• Bret Michaels Wins Celebrity Apprentice
• Brittany Murphy's Widower Simon Monjack Found Dead
• Weird Rat-Tailed Creature Pulled From Canadian Lake
• Man Fakes His Way Into The Army
• Apple To Sell 10 Million iPads This Year?
• Fight Aging And Look Better With Chocolate
• Artifical Life Created
• Jupiter's Disappearing Cloud Belt
• Ninjas Stop A Mugging
• Justin Bieber Walks Into A Door
• Google Maps Shootout
• Unbearably Cute Golfing Bears
• KFC's Double Down Sandwich Survives
• $500 Million In Art Stolen In Paris
• PETA And Octomom Launch Spay And Neuter Campaign
• First Grader Suspended For Vandalizing Her Own Yearbook
• Running On Water
• Woman Loses "Bioch" Vanity Plate
• Sex Shop To Give Away 2000 Pope Condoms
• Floyd Landis Admits Drug Use
• Pakistan Bans Facebook, YouTube
• $160-Per-Glass Cocktails
• Woman Hid In Coffin To Escape Arrest
• Crows Go For A Smoke Break
• Ukranian President Attacked By Wreath
• Ending Smallpox Started HIV?
• Yahoo Scoops Up Associated Content
• Google Bans Cougar Ads
• 2010 NBA Draft Order Announced
• Pesticides May Cause ADHD In Children
• Verizon Writes Off $18,000 Cell Phone Bill
• Saudi Woman Attacks Religious Police Officer
• YouTube Now More Popular Than Broadcast TV
• Italian City Baking Pizza With Coffins?
• A Luxury Fallout Bunker?
• Waitress Fired After Facebook Complaints
• Harvard Student Fakes His School Career
• Man Gets Stuck In Toilet
• MacBook Leaked In Vietnam
• Mexican Drug Submarines
• Sea Monsters Not Tracked By Britain's Royal Navy
• $8,000 In Late Electric Bills
• Lying Children Are More Successful Adults
• Kanga-Rape
• Robot Priest Presides Over A Wedding!
• Ingrid The Viagra-Popping Pitbull
• Meet Miss USA, Rima Fakih
• Cigarette Butts Save Steel From Rusting
• BBC Radio 2 DJ's 12-Million-Pound Present To Himself
• Hackers Can Take Over Your Car
• Rowing A Bouncy Castle Across Lake Garda
• Adobe: "We Heart Apple"
• Voyager 2 Hijacked By Aliens
• Celery Makes Men Sexier
• Doggy's Daring Escape From Death Row
• Taco Bell's $2,000 Take-Out Snafu
• Paris Landmark Bridge Gets Lovers' Locks Removed
• Persian Gulf's Gold To Go Machine
• That's A Real Rice Bra You Got There, Fumiko
• Another Leaked iPhone 4G
• The OED Has Definition Wrong For 99 Years
• BMWs, Manicures, And Japanese Driving School
• Teenager's Creative Cucumber Bong
• Hawaii Changes State Laws To Ignore Birthers
• Meet The King Of Herrings
• Walgreens Do-It-Yourself DNA Test
• Med Students Create Their Own Cadaver Via Murder
• Crossdressing Chinese Con Man
• Beer Bottle Vigilante Foils Truck Stop Robbery
• 23,000 PG&E Customers Get Overcharged
• Eunuch Patrol Seeks Men With Bravery, Without Testes
• Youngest Winner On PBA Tour Only 12
• Betty White, Oscars Host?
• America's 10 Healthiest (And Unhealthiest) Cities
• Playboy's 3D Centerfold
• Mojave Memorial Cross Burgled
• Toilet Paper Bandit Flushed Out
• Meet Richard Smith, AKA Stormhammer Deathclaw Firebrand
• Peanuts Help Heart Health
• Stink Bugs Infest Baltimore
• Man Stuck In Silt Too Embarrassed To Call For Help
• Colossal Squid? More Like Lazy Blob!
• No More Free Doggy Bags
• The Mobile Phone Guitar
• Hangover Molecule Discovered
• Twitter Bug Strikes, Wipes Out Followers
• Android Outsells iPhone, Blackberry Next?
• Isabella, Jacob, And Why Baby Names Get Trendy
• Drive Through Fire Fighting?
• Insult to Groin Injury
• Death In A Nightmare
• Toyota Plans $50,000 Hydrogen Car
• First Non-Latin Website URLs Debut
• Lebanon And Israel's Hummus War
• The Worst Jail Break In History
• Maximum-Security Mamas Get Mother's Day Treat
• Betty White: SNL's Golden Girl
• Dallas Braden Throws Epic No Hitter
• Spielberg, Abrams, Super 8
• Lethal Lettuce, Suicide Salad, And Fatal Fixin's Recalled
• Skyscraper Heels
• Dow Plunges 1000 Points Thanks To Computers
• The Bad News Bears Of Aussie Rules Football
• Movie Robbers Busted By Real Cops
• Persistence Pays Off After Woman's 960th Driving Test
• Robber Tries To Eat Note
• Half-Priced Drinks At Starbucks!
• The Dawn Of Cybernetics
• Child's Life Saved By His Big Ears
• Piggyback Rider Arrested
• Google Chrome: As Fast As Lightning
• Elusive Emu Escapes Police Dragnet
• Fourth-Grader Catches Disney Grammar Error
• Italian City Hosts The Country's First Divorce Fair
• Sea Lion Pup Turns Itself In To The Police
• Man Wins Million-Dollar Video Game Challenge
• Truck Spills 7,000 Gallons Of Coconut Oil
• The War On Engrish
• Who Is Julia Luis Dreyfus Again?
• Roller Coaster Riders Stuck Upside Down
• Picasso's $106-Million-Dollar Painting
• The Cockroach Hall Of Fame's Creepy, Crawly Art
• Thief Arrested By Spider-Man And His Jedi Knights
• Make-A-Wish Foundation Turns Boy Into Superhero
• An EMT On Horseback
• 40 Bodies Left Unburied At Funeral Home
• Baseball Legend Ernie Harwell Passes
• Stripper Stripped Of Worker's Comp Benefits
• May The 4th Be With You, Always
• iPad: 1 Million Strong And Growing!
• Really Fear The Deer
• Restaurant Nears 10 Million Customers
• Granny's First Prom
• This Tea Is Too Hot, I'm Suing!
• I Now Pronounce You Man And Cat
• The Music City Flood

April 2010

• NASA Balloon Telescope Crashes Spectacularly
• The Most Hated Team In Baseball
• Goats Sentenced To Hard Labor
• Largest Bear Shot In Pennsylvania Hunted Illegally
• Giant Raccoons Are Destroying Chicago
• Woman Bites Man's Ear Off After Being Insulted
• 70 Years Of Fasting
• Chinese Man Snacks On 1,500 Light Bulbs
• Older Women Driving Lingerie Boom
• Parlimentary Debate Ends In Egg-Throwing Melee
• Boy Scouts: Always Be Prepared For Gaming
• Aphrodisiacs For Sale At Europe's Oldest Pharmacy
• Japanese Robots To Conquer The Moon
• HP Buys Palm, Surprises Everyone
• Monkey Meatball Soup
• Too Tall For The Kids Meal
• Drunk Man's Missing Pants Recovered Two Days Later
• Giant Spitting Earthworm Smells Like Flowers
• Critics Slam KFC's Pink Bucket
• World's Worst Sailor
• A Cutely Infested Island Of Rabbits
• Calcium Predicts Heart Attacks
• Economic Trouble Delaying Adulthood
• Turn Back Time With The Geocities-izer
• The Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield
• Man Steals Electricity Via Meat Hook
• Lost Russian Lunar Rover Found
• Growing Troubles: The Louisiana Oil Slick
• Banning The Happy Meal
• Noah's Ark Discovered?
• Top 50 Restaurants In The World Announced
• Minimalist Super Hero Posters
• Only In Japan: Crying Babies, Evil Spirits, And Sumo Wrestlers
• Tiny, Adorable Horse
• Hugh Hefner Saves The Hollywood Sign Again
• Gizmodo Blogger Searched By Police
• Depressed People Eat More Chocolate
• Everyone Go Look At The Giant Stinky Flowers!
• McAfee To Repair All The Computers It Broke
• Fernando Alonso's $13-Million-Dollar Thumbs-Up
• Dog Rescued From Recliner
• TV Appearance Leads To Arrest For Fake Paul McCartney
• The Stimulus Package Didn't Save Jobs
• Twins And Twins
• Stalking The Wild Haggis
• Pimp My Stolen Ride
• Fishing Up A Box Of Active Grenades
• Hydrant Thief Caught Wet-Handed
• 911 Is Not The Number For A Ride
• Ghost Sightings On The Rise
• Stephen Hawking Says, "E.T. Go Home!"
• A Winning Collection Of Informercial Failures
• $62,000 In Cursed Money Stolen
• The Cheeseball Vigilante Murder
• NCAA Tournament Votes To Expand Games, Increase Coverage
• Killer Fungus Migrates To The US
• Two-Headed Lizard Found; One Head Hates The Other!
• Bradford Goes Number One; Tebow's Shocking First Round
• Woman Arrested For Cocaine Possession After Recovering Lost Purse
• Dying Man Sells Ad Space On His Urn
• Brokerage Sold Debt To Buy Strippers
• 40 Years Of Earth Day
• Ninja Slugs, Flying Frogs, And Other Weird Creatures Uncovered
• South Park Creators Get Death Threats
• The New-Look $100 Bill
• McAfee Antivirus Glitch Attacks Computers
• Half Sheep, Half Pig, All Adorable
• Google's Government Requested Take-Down Watch
• Store-Brand Beer From 7-Eleven
• Benjamin Franklin Gets A Facelift On The New $100 Bill
• Crocodile Tries To Join Water Aerobics Class
• Man Loses Pinkie, iPad In Robbery
• Bear Learns Nothing From Winnie The Pooh, Gets Head Stuck In Jug
• Suspected Butt Bomber Actually Just Dirty Old Man
• Closing Hell's Gate After Nearly 40 Years
• Runaway Saw Blade!
• Swan Attacks Rowers
• The Ultimate Gadget Blog Scoop: A Lost iPhone Prototype!
• Texting Turns Teens Timid?
• Put Down The Cake And Serve Your Country, Fatty!
• Banning The iPad
• James Bond Is In Trouble
• Spring Cleaning On The World's Tallest Mountain
• Barf Attack At MLB Game
• Flights Resume In Europe; Ash Cloud Resumes In Iceland
• Computer Problem? Microsoft Will "Fix It"
• Quadruplets Descend On Hartwick College
• "Freshly Ground Black People" Not Part Of Pasta Recipe
• Soap Star's Sham Marriage Revealed By Jilted Boyfriend
• George Washington Has Some Serious Late Charges
• 80% Of Americans Don't Trust The Government
• British Navy To Rescue Stranded Citizens
• Mugged By An Octopus
• Punished Via Cheese
• Hanako Of The Toilet, A Bathroom-Haunting Ghost
• Rare Silent Film Found In A Barn In New England
• Montana Marmot Motorway
• Robonaut Reporting For Duty, Sir!
• 500 Snakes Used As Revenge Plot
• Baked Blow-tato
• The T.rex Of Leeches Lives In Your Nose
• The Library Of Congress Is Now Watching You Tweet
• Meteors In Milwaukee
• Do Not Cheat At Fishing In Texas
• Volcano Forces Airports Across Europe To Close
• Man Sets Guinness Record With 1501 Piercings
• Anti-Alzheimer's Brain-Food Diet
• Man Goes To Strip Club, Leaves Baby Locked In Car
• Handcuffed Man Steals Cop Car
• 3D View Of New York City Via Google Earth
• New Wrigley's Prom Dress Made From Gum Wrappers
• Man Gambles Away £20,000 Bank Error In Two Hours
• Used Video Game Nets Man $31,600
• Another Day, Another Toyota Safety Problem
• Scary Birthday Clown Is A Big Hit
• Criminals On The Lamb
• Spanking Leads To Aggression In Children
• Erotica For The Vision Impaired
• Suicide Hotline Pastor Falls Asleep On A Caller
• Give Me Back My Meat!
• Fake Singing, Real Fines
• Microsoft Launches Kin, A Smartphone For The Teens
• Romeo And Juliet, Twitter-Style
• Street Fightin' Apes
• Hef To Kate Gosselin: You're Not A Celebrity, Get Out Of Here
• Conan Moving To TBS For New Late-Night Show
• KFC's Double Down Sandwich
• Five Last Of Their Kind American Companies
• Palm Going Belly Up, Searching For Buyer?
• What's Happened To The Gray Whale
• Cowboys Fans Celebrate Yet Another Implosion In Texas Stadium
• Worst Spring In Years For Allergy Sufferers
• Phil Mickelson Wins His Third Masters Tournament In Record Fashion
• Deepest Underwater Vents Discovered
• Dad Hides Dope In Son's Elmo Backpack
• Heavy Sleeper Wakes Up In Airplane Hangar
• TV Star Dixie Carter Passes Away
• Malcolm McLaren, "The Most Evil Man In The World," Dead At 64
• Global Warming's To Blame For Yeti And Other Monsters
• Do Aliens Walk Among Us?
• Glee-Themed Flash Mobs
• Thief Delivers Himself To The Crime Scenes
• States Running Out Of Unemployment Money
• Women Spend Three Years Of Life Shopping
• New Proto-Human Species Discovered
• Fishzilla Spreads To Australia
• No Beer, No Work
• Tiger Woods' Father Returned From The Grave To Sell Shoes
• The Jaw-Locking Wicked Which Wich Sandwich!
• Slash Forgives, Doesn't Forget, About Jay Leno
• Teen Sues Mother Over Facebook
• Solar-Powered Plane
• Afraid To Fly: The Owl That's Chicken
• FarmVille Is Addicting And Expensive
• Arabian Diplomat Detained After Suspected Smoking
• Scrabble's Official Rules Remain The Same
• Judge Fired Over Overdue DVD Arrest
• Taiwanese Boy Sings Like Whitney Houston
• Climb Every Mountain
• I'm Majoring In Vampires, Because I Suck!
• Weekend At Bernie's III: A Trip To The Airport
• The Unvarnished Truth About Your Job Performance
• Mike Ditka Is Watching You
• The Police Ghost Cruiser
• Element 117 Discovered
• Net Neutrality Lawsuit Overturned
• Giant New Lizard Discovered
• On Spirit Airlines, Bags Fly For $45
• 20 Years Of Car-Smashing, Fire-Breathing Fun
• Jordanian Town Falls For April Fool's Joke, Panics
• What Do We Burn Apart From Witches? More Witches!
• She Knows The Value Of Good Hair
• Toyota Faces Record Fines Over Faulty Accelerators
• Can't Have It Your Way: Fast Food Taken From US Military Bases
• Helpful 8-Year-Old Steals, Crashes Family Van
• No Exercise, No TV
• Hairless, Creepy "Oriental Yeti" Discovered
• Worst Mining Disaster In 25 Years; 25 Feared Dead
• Duke Tops Butler In An Instant Classic
• Chinese Coal Ship "Ticking Time Bomb"
• Google Fiber's Weirdness Abounds
• First With An iPhone, First With An iPad
• Smooching Brits Banished From Dubai
• US Air Force, Boeing, To Launch Unmanned Space Shuttle
• World's Fourth-Largest Lake Is Drying Up
• Drug Dealers Text Cops, Get Busted
• Topless Parade Draws Dozens Of Marchers, Hundreds Of Gawkers
• Dog Causes Car Wreck, Has License Suspended
• Prostitute-Crossing Sign Confuses Motorists
• Pants On The Ground, Ad Campaign Style
• Math Books That Can't Do Math
• Chexting Troubles Abound
• Stand By Me, Muppets Style
• Muggers Make It Really Easy To Get Caught
• Scorpion Venom May Replace Morphine
• Virgin Mary: Now On Shower Tiles
• Twins Born A Week Apart!
• Airport Security To Get Tighter
• Give Me That Fish!
• A Protest Strip
• Toads Can Predict Earthquakes
• Silicone-Stealing Sister Snagged
• The Divine Dresser
• Laughter Is Serious Business
• Who Pays The Most For Gas?
• Jay Leno says, "Conan Got Screwed. I Got Screwed"
• Youtube Overhauls Its Look
• Tony The Tiger Rescued From Moat
• April Fool's Day Is Here, So Be Wary

March 2010

• Giant Mud Bug Captured
• Banned Video Game Becomes Viral Sensation
• Cancer Gene Patent Overturned
• Nissan Debuts $25,000 Electric Car
• Door To The Afterlife
• Breaking (Into) The Bank
• Man Shoots At Girlfriend 15 Times Over Drugs
• Police Chase Lands Man In Jail, Literally
• Pac-Moon Fever!
• Stand And Deliver Inspiration Jaime Escalante Passes Away
• Danger Is Their Middle Name
• The iPhone Coming To Verizon?
• It's A Spider-Man Crime Spree
• Covering Your Tracks With Foam And Duct Tape
• The Hacker Capital Of The World
• The Pudding Bandits
• Ford Pays Tribute To Mustang Lovers
• Woman Poses As Federal Agent
• Ricky Martin Gay; 1999 Shocked
• Scarface, Elementary School Version
• What Employees Really Cost
• The Beaver Was Killed By Spam Filters
• Giraffe Butts Heads With His Zookeeper
• Turn Of The Century Drunkards
• Screenwriter Apologizes For Battlefield Earth
• Junk Food Is Like A Drug
• Volvo Sold To Chinese Automaker
• Britain's Oldest Father
• CPR Doesn't Work On Roadkill
• Man Outdrinks Breathalyzer
• Prisoner Has A Fart Attack
• Hydrogen Explosion Makes A Blonde Bombshell
• Manhattan Coyote Captured
• Thief Asks Directions From Cop Investigating His Case
• Man Turns Himself Into Police Because of "Woman Problems"
• Child Prodigy Banned From African Field Trip
• Twitter Hacker Busted In France
• Russian Bombers Intercepted In British Airspace
• Bag Full Of Money Dropped By Bank Truck
• Pwn2Own Contest Invites Hackers To Break Into Computers
• Spicy Soup Mistaken For Stimulants; Man Jailed For Two Days
• Nature's Sluttiest Animal
• Burger Futures Are Through The Roof!
• Rock And Roll Underground
• Disputed Island Washes Away
• The $1 Million Dollar Line Between Genius And Insanity
• Facebook Users Linked To Syphlis Outbreak
• Death From Above Via Ice
• New Human-Like Creature Discovered In Siberia
• Full Body Scanner Used To Harass Sexy Co-Worker
• Autistic Teen Picks First Two Rounds Of NCAA Tournament Correctly
• Blockbuster Is Bleeding; Will It Live?
• Synthetic Marijuana Hits America
• Costly Clerical Errors, Or Proofreading Is Inportant
• Note To Music Execs: "Be More Like The Porn Industry."
• To The Moon, Old Chap!
• Sharks Invade Tennessee River!
• Child Born With 31 Fingers And Toes!
• Girl's Rancid Sneakers Are Prize-Winningly Funky!
• Ghost Pepper Becomes A Chili Grenade
• Inmate Gets 15 Years For Breaking Into Jail
• The Last Supper Keeps Getting Bigger
• Tracking Troops Via Motion Sensors
• Pepsi's Designer Salt
• Jobless Man Giving Away $10 A Day
• Smiley Riley's Uncanny Grin
• Iceland's Volcanic Activity Can Have Global Consequences
• UK To Launch £30 Million Web Science Department
• Pizza Mugging Leads To SWAT Standoff
• Using Bees As Medicine
• Norton's 10 Worst Cities For Cybercrime
• Breaking And Entering And Eating
• Good News, Pompeii! The Snack Bar Is Open Again!
• Nannies And Naughty Boys: Raising A Womanizer
• Google To Take Ball, Go Home From China
• 29 Products That May Be Banned
• The Oldest Organism In The World
• Library Book Returned After 45 Years
• Welcoming Spring With Burning Socks
• Cabbie Attacked, Nearly Robbed By Vampire
• Burglar Breaks Into Office To Waste Time On The Computer
• Health Care Reform Passed; Now What?
• A Car Fit For A Queen
• Walmart To Black People: Get Out
• Topless Gardening
• Tax Tips For Tech
• Viacom Versus YouTube In Copyright Brawl
• Cops Raid Wrong House Over 50 Times
• Playboy For Preschoolers
• The Secret To A Real Invisibility Cloak
• I Want My Google TV
• Bank-Robbing Leprechaun Gunned Down
• Incensed By The Census
• Serving Pets For Dinner
• Bring Me The Cheesy Head Of Steve Jobs!
• Creepy, Abandoned Mardi Gras-Themed Amusement Park
• Mars, Live And In 3D!
• Apple Bans Screen-Covering Plastics
• Jim Henson's Hitler Babies
• Catching Waves With An Alpaca
• Intruder Breaks In To Get Warm, Snuggle In Bed
• Vandalize Cars Online While You Wait!
• WWE Bans The Steel Chair, For Real This Time
• Manuka The Teacup Tourist
• Teacher Calls Kid A Loser On Graded Paper
• Paratrooping, Bomb-Detecting, Special Forces Dogs
• Making Choices And Parkinson's Disease
• Thailand's Bloody, Theatric Protest
• Science, Art, And Mutant Toads
• Michael Jackson's Record-Breaking Record Deal
• Mustang Sally, The World's Largest Lamb (Maybe)
• 15 Websites That Changed How We Do Everything
• Happy St. Patrick's Day!
• Man Versus Gator In The Steel Cage!
• Detroit City Workers Banned From Wearing Perfumes
• St. Patrick's Shamrock Shortage
• Weird And Funny Russian Car Mods
• Astronauts Only, Others Need Not Apply
• Six-Legged Calf Born In China
• She Wants To Be The World's Fattest Woman
• "Figga Please" Makes Men's Figure Skating... Macho?
• Pets More Understanding Than Mates For Most People
• The FCC Aims To Improve Your Internet
• He Pingping, World's Shortest Man, Dead at 21
• Happy 25th Birthday, Modern Internet
• Inside The Mind Of A Psychopath
• Selling Blood For Football Tickets Saves Man's Life
• Peter Graves' Biography Has Ended
• Brits Busted By Dubai Morality Police
• Doggie Diamond Heist
• Crack Open A Jar Of Fresh Air
• Big Bust Nets $26,000 Hidden In Bra
• Wild Cat Heaven
• March Madness Breaks Out
• Reminder: Daylight Savings Tomorrow
• The World's Oldest Whisky Now On Sale
• Whale, It's What's For Dinner!
• Boyfriend Burglar Arrested After Romance Gone Wrong
• Purple Snow Blankets Eastern Russia
• Worship With A Cup Of Snail Snot
• The World's Rarest Flower Is In Bloom
• Drunk Great-Grandmother Banned From Bicycle
• Personal Pan Jesus
• Team Coco Goes On Tour
• The Doomsday Seed Vault
• Twilight: Eclipse Trailer Released
• Bryan Berg's World Record House Of Cards
• Carlos Slim Is The World's Richest Man
• The Barbie "Mad Men" Collection
• Crime Does Not Pay In A Recession
• Bicycle-Friendly Directions From Google Maps
• Twitter Becoming A News Feed?
• Midnight Knitter Strikes Again!
• The All-Black Penguin Is Stylish
• Drunk Crossing Signs
• Beastie Boys And Battlestar Galactica: A Mash Made In Heaven
• The Battle For Old Baldy
• Green Buildings Aren't Worth The Cost?
• Bachelor Number One Is A Serial Killer, Please Welcome Rodney Alcala!
• Grand Theft Papadopoulos
• Your UFO Is On Fire
• New Yankee Stadium To Host College Football Bowl Games
• Ghosts For Sale
• Browser-Based Battlestar Galactica MMO Announced
• Samsung, Panasonic Rush 3D TVs To Market
• Oops, Wrong House!
• UConn Breaks Its Own Winning Streak Record
• Breast Milk: Food Or Weapon?
• You Can't Has Cheezburger
• Astro-Nuts
• Chinese Baby Born With Tail
• The Pulitzer Prize To A Supermarket Tabloid?
• Car Powered By Coffee Grounds
• Canada Wins The Gold Medal In Synchronized Flushing
• Sharks Fight Squid For Ocean Dominance
• Betty White Confirms SNL Hosting Date; Internet Rejoices!
• Bad Dog, No Lawyer!
• 137 Years Of Popular Science
• Subway-Style Map Of The Body
• Fat Cops, Fat Cops, Whatcha Gonna Do?
• Escaped Prisoner Needs Guards To Rescue, Arrest Him
• Ad Blocking May Be Hurting Your Favorite Sites
• Obsolete Jobs
• Distracted Driver Caught Shaving Her Bikini Line
• Vitamin D Might Keep You Alive
• Criminal Captured Thanks To Regis And Kelly
• Hollywood Celebrates Itself: The 2010 Oscars
• Apple iPad Launch Dates
• Deputy Shoots His Way Out Of Jail
• Snow Venus De Milo Forced To Cover Up
• Everything's Coming Up Rodents In London
• Evil, Evil Bunnies
• Bikini Coffee Ad Arouses Controversy
• Brain-Powered Pinball Machine
• The Endless Night: A Film Noir Tribute
• Brittney Griner's Punch-Out
• Guinea Pigs In Costumes
• Gorillas And Other Martian Wildlife
• Try An Extra, Extra Large Coffee
• Old-Style Posters For Modern Movies
• No Wonder His Leg Was Sore!
• Mashing Up Japan: Godzilla And Haiku
• PETA Wants Knut Kneutered
• NASA's Inflatable Spacecraft
• Homicide Bride
• No Grass Lands Couple In Court
• "Hairless Raccoon" Official Excuse For Chupacabra Discovery
• The Littlest Air Traffic Controller
• Happy National Grammar Day, Nerds!
• This Too Shall Pass
• The US Post Office Is Going Bankrupt
• Happy New Mom/Bride Celebrates New Baby/Husband
• Avatar, Now In 4-D!
• Taking The Dog For A Walk-Ride
• Fishing In A Desert
• World Record Motorcycle Jump
• Snorting Meth Off A Cop Car? Not A Good Idea