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Pork Rinds Cause Truck Wreck

Posted 7/14/2010 9:30 am by

One of the best and worst things about being a truck driver is the time.  Either you can take your time and do whatever you want, or you’re rushing to deliver a load across country and you’re stuffing your face in traffic because you don’t have time to stop to eat.  I’m not sure why […]

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Racy Texts Routinely Sent To Wrong Person

Posted 7/14/2010 9:00 am by

Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person?  I know I have.  If more than two people are texting me at one time, I generally can keep them straight but every so often I’ll shoot off a yes or no to the wrong person in the middle of a conversation.  (Sue me, […]

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Microwaved Squid Poisons 2 People

Posted 7/14/2010 8:30 am by

It might have been a necessary distraction.  It might have been a prank.  Either way, the handiwork of a burglar or burglars left two people in a Reno, Nevada, apartment gagging, coughing, and so ill they had to be taken to the hospital for treatment.  The culprit used in the attack was, get this, a […]

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Old Spice Man Goes On Marketing Blitz

Posted 7/14/2010 8:00 am by

His name is Isaiah Mustafa, a former professional football player in the NFL, but you don’t know him for his football glory.  No, you know Mustafa for his distinctive voice and shirtless torso, walking through a variety of hilarious and weird Old Spice commercials, speaking in a deep voice while accomplishing tasks effortlessly.  He’s the […]

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Mother Sleeps With Son She Gave Up For Adoption

Posted 7/14/2010 7:30 am by

When she was a teenager, 36-year-old Aimee L. Sword gave a baby boy up for adoption.  Some 20 years later, she tracked the boy down on Facebook and got herself back into his life.  She also got herself into his pants.  That’s right, she slept with her own 16-year-old son, multiple times, and earned herself […]

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The National League Wins Its First All-Star Game Since 1996

Posted 7/14/2010 7:00 am by

All it took was one double, and a 14-year drought was broken.  During last night’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game, Atlanta Braves catcher Brian McCann’s key double in the ninth inning scored three runs, and that was all the National League needed to both tie and win the game 3-1 last night in Anaheim, California.  […]

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A Eulogy For The Boss

Posted 7/14/2010 6:30 am by

During his lifetime, George Steinbrenner was one of the most frequently quoted, frequently interviewed, and equally mocked and revered figures in sports.  Long story short, he was the original superstar sports owner and a master manipulator of both the media and his players.  He also won like crazy.  Since purchasing the New York Yankees for […]

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Dog Locked In Hot Car Honks For Help

Posted 7/13/2010 9:30 am by

Max, a Labrador Retriever, may as well be another member of Donna Gardner’s family. Like most pet owners, she loves her dog and thinks he’s special.  Unlike most pet owners, Donna might actually be right.  When Max was accidentally left in a hot car during the afternoon, he knew the best way to get attention […]

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Poop-Powered Army Barracks

Posted 7/13/2010 9:00 am by

The King’s Troop, a ceremonial unit of horse-mounted soldiers who are part of the ceremonial Royal Horse Artillery, are one of the oldest existing units in the British military.  However, their new home base in Woolwich, SouthLondon, is one of the most cutting-edge facilities in the whole of the Ministry of Defense, because it embraces […]

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Clerk Feigns Misunderstanding, Foils Robbery

Posted 7/13/2010 8:30 am by

This is the kind of thing that could either work great, or end really badly.  When a clerk at a convenience store in San Diego,California, was confronted with a robbery suspect, she had a brilliant idea as to both avoid being robbed and avoid cooperating with the armed robber. Rather than pray the criminal away, […]

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Consumer Reports Flunks The iPhone 4

Posted 7/13/2010 8:00 am by

Consumer Reports is the handbook for all gadgets. If you want a fair, even-handed review of anything, just turn to the pages of Consumer Reports and see what they have to say about it.  You can trust them to be honest to a fault, and unfortunately for Apple, that included their products.  Rather than being […]

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Russian Lake Monster Blamed For 19 Deaths

Posted 7/13/2010 7:30 am by

The Loch Ness Monster, one of the most famous sea monsters in sea monster history, is a gentle giant.  Nessie, it seems, just wants to be left alone to spend out his or her days in Loch Ness, doing whatever it is giant lake monsters do when they’re not appearing in grainy photographs and scaring […]

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Hypochondriac’s Handbook Mines Weird Diseases For Fun And Profit

Posted 7/13/2010 7:00 am by

If you’re a hypochondriac (and I shamefully admit to having these kind of tendencies, but for more reasonable ailments), then sometimes you’re just looking to shake things up.  Convincing yourself a headache is a brain tumor is pretty easy, but eventually won’t you get tired of going to your doctor with the same-old problems?  Well, […]

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Belly Button Placement Determines Athletic Skills Set

Posted 7/13/2010 6:30 am by

If you can, look at your belly button and its relative placement on your body.  Have you found it yet?  Well, that little nubbin where at one point your umbilical cord was has a lot to do with just how successful you are in the swimming pool or at a foot race, according to a […]

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Man Lights Himself On Fire After Losing Bet

Posted 7/12/2010 10:00 am by

When one man makes a bet, he keeps it no matter what.  A Las Cruces, New Mexico man bet his friends that he’d set his prosthetic leg on fire if he lost a bet.  He lost the bet, and then proceeded to set himself on fire.  First the leg caught fire, then the flames spread […]

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10 Brands That Will Be Gone In 2011

Posted 7/12/2010 9:30 am by

They’re some of the most iconic names in their respective industries, but there’s one thing that unites such random entities as Moody’s, Reader’s Digest, Blockbuster, BP, and Radio Shack:  they may not make it through 2011.  That’s the word on the street, anyway, as most of the companies on the list are growing debts or […]

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Phony Bus Driver Crashes Real Bus

Posted 7/12/2010 9:00 am by

Despite his young age, William Jackson was a perfect bus driver in every respect but one.  The 19-year-old was polite, respectful, made all the stops on his route, and had an impeccable Washington Metro uniform.  The only problem was that Jackson wasn’t actually a bus driver, just someone impersonating a bus driver while behind the […]

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Vermontasaurus Put On Endangered List

Posted 7/12/2010 8:30 am by

The old saying is, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.  In the case of Brian Boland, one man’s art is another man’s trash.  Boland is the creator of the Vermontasaurus, a massive 25-foot-tall by 122-foot-long sculpture of a dinosaur made from scrap wood he found on the 52-acre Post Mills Airport, which Boland owns […]

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Man Throws Toddler Girl In Front Of Moving Car

Posted 7/12/2010 8:00 am by

I have to admit I’m hesitant to even blog about this, because it’s one of the most horrible crimes I’ve ever read about.  John Taylor Jr., a 21-year-old man in Oakland, California, was arrested by police after he allegedly threw his 18-month-old daughter in front of a moving car on Fifth Avenue in Oakland, California.  […]

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Barefoot Bandit Busted

Posted 7/12/2010 7:30 am by

Colton Harris-Moore is kind of the modern-day version of John Dillinger, or a one-man Bonnie and Clyde.  Despite being on the run from the cops, he managed to get quite a following on Facebook with over 50,000 fans.  Harris-Moore, dubbed the Barefoot Bandit for his proclivity for committing his crimes sans shoes and once leaving […]

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Lance Armstrong: “My Tour Is Over”

Posted 7/12/2010 7:00 am by

Lance Armstrong had high hopes for performing yet another miracle comeback in the Tour de France.  Despite the punctured tire that put him behind in Stage Three, he hoped to make up time in the mountainous Stage Eight of the event.  Instead, Armstrong finds himself a staggering 11 minutes behind the race leader, Cadel Evans […]

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Spain Wins The 2010 World Cup

Posted 7/12/2010 6:30 am by

Well, as it turns out, Paul the Octopus was right to back the Spanish, as Spain defeated the Netherlands 1-0 in extra time in the finals of the 2010 World Cup.  It’s hard to believe that the World Cup kicked off on June 11; FIFA crammed 62 games into 30 days!  That’s incredible! It is […]

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The World’s Oldest LOLCats

Posted 7/09/2010 11:00 am by

The world’s oldest LOLcat was thought to date from the early 1900’s, but that turns out not to be the case.  At LOLcat world headquarters I Can Has Cheezburger, there’s an even older series of LOLcats.  Not just a laughing cat, either, we’re talking cats doing funny things with captions.  Grammar changes, but LOLcats are […]

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Woman Watches Husband For Two Weeks After Death

Posted 7/09/2010 10:30 am by

There’s no fooling one old woman in Vaslui, Romania.  When she saw her husband lying dead in the bed, she wasn’t buying it for an instant.  The man had a mistress, so his 72-year-old wife just knew he was faking his death so he could run off and take up with his new wife.  So […]

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Laundry-Stealing Cat Burglar

Posted 7/09/2010 10:00 am by

All around the Southampton-area village of Portswood, England, things have been coming up missing.  At first it was a few little things, but lately it’s been a full-on torrent of disappearing gloves, missing socks, and stolen panties.  While most panty raids are fraternity pranks undertaken in college, that’s not the case in Portswood, where the […]

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Paul The Octopus Predicts Spainish World Cup

Posted 7/09/2010 9:30 am by

Paul, the World Cup-predicting psychic octopus, has decided to keep riding the team he picked to beat his native Germany.  When offered the choice of a box of mollusks featuring the Spanish flag versus the Dutch flag, the cephalopod has chosen to stay on Team Spain, despite threats of a revenge grilling from angry Germans […]

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Dangerous Giant Burgers

Posted 7/09/2010 9:00 am by

People of Taiwan, consider this your official warning.  Stay away from giant hamburgers and other huge sandwiches if you want to preserve your jaw functioning.  That was the announcement by Taiwan’s School of Dentistry of National Yang-Ming University professor Hsu Ming-lun, who points to two unnamed fast food franchises as the culprit behind Taiwan’s sudden […]

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Iowa Man Busted For Lawn Mower DUI

Posted 7/09/2010 8:30 am by

Like a George Jones song come to life, Boone County Sheriff’s deputies arrested a man for driving a lawnmower drunk.  Seriously, he was so hard-up to get to where he had to go, he hopped on a lawnmower and started driving down Highway 17 in Madrid, Iowa.  According to Boone County Sheriff Ron Fehr, it’s […]

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Vending Machine Wine

Posted 7/09/2010 8:00 am by

Are you looking for something to go with your meal of vending machine caviar and canned peanut butter sandwiches, but you want to buy it from a vending machine?  Bypass the Mr. Pibb and head straight for the vending machines.  If you’re shopping at a Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, location of grocery-store chain Giant, then take a […]

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Food On The Go-Canned Sandwiches!

Posted 7/09/2010 7:30 am by

If you’re hungry and aren’t willing to eat some vending machine caviar for $15, then investor Travis L. Wright has a great idea for you:  why not try a sandwich in a can?  The Canwich, which is a canned sandwich that is stored in vending machines and needs no refrigeration, has hit vending machines in […]

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